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Back in the old days, immigrants to the United States were expected to assimilate into American society and culture. This meant that after a generation or so they would be indistinguishable from other Americans, except for whatever physical characteristics came with their genetic heritage. They might retain some of the customs of the “old country” within their families, but to all outward appearances they became Americans. They spoke American English as their first language, at home and elsewhere.

Yeah, well, that was then — this is now.

But what is “integration”?

The word has an amorphous meaning when used by the trans-national bureaucrats of the European Union, who seem to prefer that it remain without precise definition.

As far as I can ascertain, an immigrant to Europe is integrated if he:

1.         Learns the local language well enough to converse at work or in places of business, and to fill out social welfare forms.
2.         Refrains from committing as much crime, particularly violent crime, as he might otherwise be inclined to commit. No one expects him to meet traditional European standards of law-abiding behavior, but he should at least keep the larceny and mayhem down to a manageable level.
3.         Beats his wife or daughters only behind closed doors, and without leaving any publicly visible bruises.

And that’s about it. When European politicians lament the “failure to integrate”, they mean that culture-enrichers are not even meeting the above minimal standards.

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A Palestinian man who was denied entry to Israel by security forces stationed at the Hashmonaim checkpoint dropped a bag containing explosives and fled the scene on Wednesday.

A explosives expert who was alerted to the scene found four pipe bombs in the bag, which were then safely detonated. The security forces have launched a manhunt for the suspect.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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 This news clip from Australian TV reports the latest official crime statistics for Victoria, which show that African immigrants, particularly those from Somalia and Sudan, are responsible for an overwhelmingly disproportionate number of crimes in their adopted home.

The only conclusion that can possibly be drawn? These newscasters are racists.

Because Muslim is a race, you see. Didn’t know that? Just read the papers or watch TV.

I’m not holding my breath, you understand, but wouldn’t that be entertaining?

I’d be happy to chip in for the boat.

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My, what a surprise! Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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At the end of the 1970s, Iranian fundamentalists invented the term “Islamophobia” formed in analogy to “xenophobia”. The aim of this word was to declare Islam inviolate. Whoever crosses this border is deemed a racist. This term, which is worthy of totalitarian propaganda, is deliberately unspecific about whether it refers to a religion, a belief system or its faithful adherents around the world.

But confession has no more in common with race than it has with secular ideology. Muslims, like Christians, come from the Arab world, Africa, Asia and Europe, just as Marxists, liberals and anarchists come or came from all over. In a democracy, no one is obliged to like religion, and until proved otherwise, they have the right to regard it as retrograde and deceptive. Whether you find it legitimate or absurd that some people regard Islam with suspicion – as they once did Catholicism – and reject its aggressive proselytism and claim to total truth – this has nothing to do with racism.

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Like Baptists, but more serious.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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An NHS doctor on leave from a London hospital was part of a heavily-armed extremist gang who took a British journalist hostage in war-torn Syria.

The Kalashnikov-toting doctor – believed to be around 28 – told photographer John Cantlie he had taken a sabbatical from his medical work to come to Syria and fight a ‘holy war’.

The bearded medic, who spoke with a south London accent and said he had a wife and a child back in the UK, told the captive photographer he intended to return to an NHS job in Britain after his time in Syria.

A pointed reminder that a Muslim’s first loyalty is to the Ummah, not to whatever part of the Dar al-Harb in which they might currently be living. There are no British Muslims, merely Muslims living in Britain.

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Long past time.

The only reason we’re friendly with Pakistan is because (a) we need them to get to Afghanistan and (b) the government has this thing for giving blowjobs to Muslim dictatorships. If we were to GET OUT OF AFGHANISTAN (hint, hint) and QUIT GIVING BLOWJOBS TO MUSLIM DICTATORSHIPS (hint, hint), then we wouldn’t need Pakistan, and we could recognize what India has appreciated long since, that Pakistan is one big human rights violation and terrorist training ground masquerading as a nation.

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No doubt to collect their share of the jizyah.

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My, what a surprise! Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

 Iran’s Supreme Leader has ordered the country’s Revolutionary Guards to intensify its campaign of terror attacks against the West and its allies in retaliation for supporting the overthrow of President Bashar al-Assad in Syria.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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“Righteous women are therefore obedient, guarding the secret for God’s guarding. And those you fear may be rebellious admonish; banish them to their couches, and beat them.” — Qur’an 4:34

And the feminists say: [chirp] … [chirp] … [chirp] ….

Of course, if a Christian had beaten his niece for not observing Lent, it would be headline news 24/7 for months.

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The story went on to explain that local NGOs report the girl has Down syndrome.

Doesn’t matter – she’s a Christian, Christians are kufr, and kufr are fair game for anything a Muslim wants to do.

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When there aren’t any Jews or Americans handy, Muslims will cheerfully murder each other.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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A female Muslim employed by the Disney Corporation has sued her employer for not permitting her to wear the hijab on the job.

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I’ve always wondered about those jeans….

 Yaman Hamoud, 22, divided his time between university and working in a Gap store in Dubai, before becoming an executioner for the FSA

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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The Farsi Christian News Network (FCNN) cited on its website Friday a report from the Tehran-based, Persian-language Haran News Agency that Christian activist and House Church organizer Fat’hi was sentenced to a six-year prison term, based on charges of “acting against national security through membership of the Christian organization Ilam, collection of funds and propaganda against the Islamic Regime by helping spread Christianity in the country.”

According to FCNN, Fat’hi converted to Christianity and was one of a high number of Christian activists arrested by the security agencies of the Islamic Republic during Christmas 2010.

If he converted from Islam, he’s lucky they didn’t behead him — the penalty laid down in strict shari’a.

Yet another reminder the freedom of religion is not a Muslim value.

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A teenager, who joined two rival gangs as they ransacked businesses in London last year, had sought asylum in the UK and was housed in a £3 million flat in Kensington, it was reported.

Yet further evidence that poverty doesn’t cause crime, assholeness causes crime.

Nasir Muhsen, 18, was one of several youths who went on a rampage through the capital during last summer’s riots.

And why not? Allah gave Muslims kufr as prey, as Mohammed demonstrated constantly during his life.

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Facing a cardiac crisis that threatened his life, the Palestinian man sought relief from an Israeli hospital. It’s not a remarkable event – Israeli doctors treated 115,000 Palestinians in 2011. What’s remarkable is the patient’s family.

His brother-in-law is Hamas Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh, a man who leads a group obsessed with destroying Israel and who spreads vile conspiracies about the Jewish state.

Suhila Abd el-Salam Ahmed Haniyeh’s husband spent about a week in a Petah Tikva hospital. He even was transported in a Magen David Adom ambulance. His wife, Haniyeh’s sister, was with him throughout. The episode happened four months ago but was just reported this week by Ynetnews.

Haniyeh paid back the kindness this week by accusing Israel of being behind a jihadist attack that killed 16 Egyptian soldiers Monday. The terrorists tried to drive hijacked vehicles into Israel to continue their killing, but were intercepted by the Israeli military.

Apparently gratitude is not a Muslim virtue, either.

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That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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On December 15, Saudi authorities raided a private religious function in Jeddah, a city on the Red Sea coast in western Saudi Arabia, and arrested 35 Ethiopian Christian workers.

According to human rights groups and the US government’s Commission on International Religious Freedom, the 29 women and six men faced beatings and sexual assault.

The commission noted that “some of the men detained have alleged that they were physically abused during interrogations and the female detainees reportedly were subjected to intrusive and humiliating body cavity searches. While no formal charges have been made, the detainees reportedly were charged with ‘illicit mingling’ with the opposite sex. Saudi authorities informed sponsors of some of the detainees that their employees were being held because of illegal religious activities. The detainees also reportedly face imminent deportation.”

And the human rights fetishists say: [chirp] … [chirp] … [chirp] ….

Yet another reminder, if one is needed, that freedom of religion is not a Muslim value.

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Hey, they already had the hole dug — seemed a shame to waste it.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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While Romney denied on Tuesday that his reference was a criticism about Palestinian culture, Palestinian leaders immediately slammed the comment. Palestinian Authority spokesman Saeb Erakat calling it “a racist statement” that ignores the effect occupation has on the Palestinian economy.

What makes Palestinians a unique race has not been explained. But just imagine the outcry if a sitting government official described Palestinians as developing methods “of death and death-seeking. For the Palestinian people death has become an industry at which women excel.”

If a passing reference to “culture” set off Palestinian ire, what might they say about an official saying death is a Palestinian “industry?”

In this case, the comment drew no criticism. It came from Hamas MP Fathi Hammad in remarks broadcast on Hamas’ Al-Aqsa television in 2008. According to a translation by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI), Hammad told the enemies of Allah that they “do not know that the Palestinian people has developed its (methods) of death and death-seeking. For the Palestinian people death has become an industry at which women excel and so do all the people living on this land. The elderly excel at this, and so do the mujahideen and the children. This is why they have formed human shields of the women, the children, the elderly and the mujahideen in order to challenge the Zionist bombing machine. It is as if they were saying to the Zionist enemy: ‘We desire death like you desire life.'”

While the ‘Palestinians’ prate about ‘occupation’, they conveniently forget to address the continuing Arab occupation of parts of the Jewish homeland. There are no ‘Palestinians’; they’re Arabs, and if they want their ‘home’ back they should return to Arabia. There’s certainly plenty of room.

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And the ‘progressives’ say: [chirp] … [chirp] … [chirp] ….

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The officers ordered the 18-year-old called Marie-Louise to produce her identity card around midnight outside a mosque in the southern French city of Marseille, which has a large Muslim population.

She was wearing the niqab that leaves all but the eyes covered in contravention of a 2010 law banning wearing any face-covering veil in public.

The woman refused, saying: “I don’t obey the laws of the French Republic” and allegedly bit one of the officers. Scuffles then broke out with around 50 people present including the woman’s partner. Three officers were lightly injured.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

A reminder that, no matter where Muslims may be living for the time being, their first loyalty is always to the Ummah of Islam, and they feel entitled to ignore any law that is not based on shari’ah.

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My, what a surprise! Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

Khalfan specifically mentioned that members of the Muslim Brotherhood, the conservative pan-Islamic social movement that has become highly influential in Egypt and other parts of the Arab world, were leading the plot.

‘Conservative pan-Islamic social movement’? Try ‘Radical international jihadist terrorism movement’.

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That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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More than 100 people were killed in a wave of bombings and shootings across Iraq, as the country suffered its worst day of violence for two years.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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And if you object to that, then you’re a dirty Islamophobe, so there!

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Another person died from the blast overnight, he said, bringing the death toll to eight. The dead are six Israelis, a Bulgarian bus driver and the suicide bomber.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace you got there, Mohammed.

The suspect in the attack had a Michigan driver’s license, which FBI officials on the scene have identified as fake, Tsvetanov said.

Of course they would say that. Can’t say the I-word or the M-word in the same breath as Michigan.

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That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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Al Qaeda planned to burn down the Ritz or Dorchester hotel and attack an Eton College open day, documents found on a dead terror leader have revealed.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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Force will probably have to be used to dislodge Islamists from northern Mali, French Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius said on Thursday, although interim leaders must first take control of the south.

Reminds me of something … ‘Porgy, you are a white man, you have to help us….’

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When there aren’t any Jews or Americans handy, Muslims will quite cheerfully murder each other.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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According to several reports in the Arabic media, prominent Muslim clerics have begun to call for the demolition of Egypt’s Great Pyramids—or, in the words of Saudi Sheikh Ali bin Said al-Rabi’i, those “symbols of paganism,” which Egypt’s Salafi party has long planned to cover with wax. Most recently, Bahrain’s “Sheikh of Sunni Sheikhs” and President of National Unity, Abd al-Latif al-Mahmoud, called on Egypt’s new president, Muhammad Morsi, to “destroy the Pyramids and accomplish what Amr bin al-As could not.”

Not to worry  — Dennis assures us that this will never happen.

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Prior to Egypt’s presidential elections, Islamists made clear that the electoral process was an obligatory form of “holy war.” Then, any number of Islamic clerics, including influential ones, declared that it was mandatory for Muslims to cheat during elections—if so doing would help Islamist candidates win; that the elections were a form of jihad, and those who die are “martyrs” who will attain the highest levels of paradise. Top Islamic institutions and influential clerics, such as Yusuf al-Qaradawi, issued fatwas decreeing that all Muslims were “obligated” to go and vote for those candidates most likely to implement Sharia law, with threats of hellfire for those failing to do so.

The point was simple: democracy, elections, voting, even the individual candidates, were all means to an end—the establishment of Sharia law. Cheat, fight, and kill during elections, as long as doing so enables Sharia; vote only for whoever will enable Sharia; avoid hell by enabling Sharia. (It is precisely for this reason that the very first demand made by Islamic leaders is that President Morsi implement the totality of Sharia law in Egypt. That is, after all, why so many voted for him.)

Another pointed reminder that neither democracy nor honesty are Muslim values.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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Council tenants will go to the High Court today over plans to station surface-to-air missiles on the roof of their tower block during the Olympics.

Question: If there were no Muslim terrorists, would this even have crossed anybody’s mind? Answer: Of course not.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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Even Princesses get the blues….

She was Saudi Arabia’s “Barbie” princess; the pampered granddaughter of the Kingdom’s founder and daughter of one of his most powerful and favoured sons.

Princess Sara bint Talal bin Abdulaziz, however, is claiming political asylum in the UK over fears for her safety back home.

And the feminists say … [chirp] … [chirp] … [chirp] ….

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That’s some fine Religion of Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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As relations with local forces continue to deteriorate the deaths mean that a quarter of all British fatalities this year have been caused by Afghans soldiers with seven murdered at the hands of allies.

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Islamist rebels in northern Mali smashed four more tombs of ancient Muslim saints in Timbuktu on Sunday as the International Criminal Court warned their campaign of destruction was a war crime.

Not that they plan to do anything about it other than wring their hands, of course.

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Whatever one’s views on today’s Middle Eastern regimes, we can all agree that violent rioting is not a system of governance. But how can raucous street demonstrations be prevented from deteriorating into endless anarchy? The existing methods of suppression are clearly insufficient. Deadly force quickly produces martyrs and often only exacerbates violence. Nor are tear gas, rubber bullets, or truncheons particularly effective. Demonstrators retreat momentarily, regroup, and then pelt police with rocks and Molotov cocktails. This can continue for days, even months. And forget about Mace and Tasers for large crowds. Angry mobs should be able to express their discontent but at some point, enough is enough and politics should replace street violence.

Let me suggest a cheap, nonviolent way to control fanatical Muslims with an appetite for nonstop turmoil—weaponized pork. Muslims hate pork. Merely mentioning pork, let alone physical contact with it, strikes terror into the hearts of even the most committed “living martyr.” When confronting rioting Islamic fundamentalists, pork is perfect.

And there it is.

The beauty of pork-based riot control is its incredible flexibility. For all-purpose crowd dispersal, shotgun shells could be loaded up with bacon bits. Such “pigshot” could quickly break up rowdy demonstrators without harming a flea, let alone damaging the environment. Tanks could be modified into mobile Chinese field kitchens, complete with a traditional large exterior ventilating circular fan. When the enemy is within range and the wind conditions are right, pork strips would be cooked in giant woks. With the scent of freshly cooked pork everywhere, demonstrators will be traumatized. Many of those pork-smelling fanatics will be barred from their own homes, cafes, and other public places. What Sharia-compliant Muslim wife would sleep with a man reeking of filthy swine? Some will have to burn their clothing and take multiple baths—hardly a welcome option in societies averse to daily bathing.

An elegant solution to the problem.

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When there aren’t any Jews or Americans handy, Muslims will cheerfully murder each other.

A reminder that living together in peace and harmony is not a Muslim value.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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For many people, the most unbelievable aspect of Natasha Smith’s story is that hundreds of people should have been standing there, unable or unwilling to help.

And the feminists say … [chirp] … [chirp] ….

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So why do we keep sending them money? I’m hoping it’s stupidity rather than treason.*

* ‘Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court. The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, but no Attainder of Treason shall work Corruption of Blood, or Forfeiture except during the Life of the Person attainted.’

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My, what a surprise! Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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That’s some fine Religion o’ Peace™ you got there, Mohammed.

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In Texas last Friday, a man originally from Lebanon attempted to kill his daughter, her boyfriend, and his estranged wife. He told police that he didn’t like the fact that his daughter was dating a non-Muslim.

Yet the police and the media are certain there must have been a different motive that doesn’t involve Islam; they are determined that the gunman’s “religious beliefs will not be taken into account.”

Of course they won’t be. He obviously must have done it for some other reason. We must ignore the poor man’s statement about his own motivations; he was under stress when he said that, and is clearly not in his right mind.