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Archive for September, 2008

Breakthrough in MIT’s RealNose project could mean artificial noses for all – yay

30th September 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Please, enough with the metaphors

30th September 2008

Megan McArdle has reached her limit.

Preach it, sister.

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GPS sends another driver onto train tracks of doom

30th September 2008

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We have the technology.

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Somali pirates die in Ukrainian ship shootout

30th September 2008

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Perhaps, like most Muslim thugs, they will exterminate themselves.

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Aircraft carrier survived wars, years of decay

30th September 2008

Intrepid indeed.

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Transgender students force lavatory change

30th September 2008

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in California.

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Suicide teenager urged to jump by baying crowd

30th September 2008

Darwin Award nominee.

Not your father’s Great Britain.

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Missing Australian man ‘snatched by crocodile’

30th September 2008

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No word about any ransom demand.

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Egypt hostages: We were released, not rescued

30th September 2008

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*gasp* The government lied? Say it ain’t so!

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Armed robbers forced to leave cash because getaway car too small

30th September 2008

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Best laid plans, and all that…. (Or perhaps I ought to say “a’ that”)

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Are garbage disposals bad for the environment?

30th September 2008

Read it to find out what the Brahmins are obsessing on this week.

I wish that were the most serious thing I had to worry about.

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Low Cost Atmospheric Carbon Dioxide Removal Looks Possible

30th September 2008

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No Joint Benefit From Glucosamine Or Chondroitin

30th September 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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GEM becomes Green Eco Mobility, introduces Peapod prototype

30th September 2008

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Pretty cute. Still, I wouldn’t chance one on the highway.

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Sniper kills prisoner from outside jail

29th September 2008

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The French play for keeps.

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French wine growers use satellites to harvest grapes

29th September 2008

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Can plastic “corks” be far behind?

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Spanish duchess forbidden from marrying toy boy by children

29th September 2008

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Well — that’s Europe for you.

On the other hand, at least she’s not trying to leave $12 million to a dog.

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Obama and ACORN

29th September 2008

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In the name of fairness to minorities, community organizers occupy private offices, chant inside bank lobbies, and confront executives at their homes – and thereby force financial institutions to direct hundreds of millions of dollars in mortgages to low-credit customers.

In other words, community organizers help to undermine the US economy by pushing the banking system into a sinkhole of bad loans. And Obama has spent years training and funding the organizers who do it.

There you go.

THE seeds of today’s financial meltdown lie in the Community Reinvestment Act – a law passed in 1977 and made riskier by unwise amendments and regulatory rulings in later decades.

Isn’t it amazing how many of our problems originated with Jimmy Carter?

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Zimbabwe girl mauled by lions meant to guard her

29th September 2008

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Is The Mob Using Your Facebook Profile Against You?

29th September 2008

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The narcissists on Facebook are going to learn the downside of having your life an open book very quickly, it would seem.

Pardon my grin.

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Speculators in Exurban Bubble Markets

29th September 2008

Steve Sailer is always worth reading.

The family you sell it to will, no doubt, be moving to the exurbs to get their kids away from all the Guatelombians in the LA public schools. It’s not like Bush is going to close the borders and stop the flood of Guatelombians. So, there will always be refugees looking for “good schools.”

That’s one reason, you realize, why these new homes in the exurbs tend to be so big — they’re expensive in the hopes of discouraging low rent people from moving in next door. Sure, they cost a fortune to air condition during Lancaster’s summer (March-October), but it’s all in a good cause.

You start shopping around outside Lancaster. The Cypress Creek Estate sales agents talk about the new high school that’s going to be built to serve these new neighborhoods. It will be diverse, but not too diverse, if you know what I mean. Two-thirds white, one fifth Hispanic, enough Asians to show your neighborhood’s a good investment, enough blacks so that the football and basketball teams will be competitive. Sounds good!

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Muslim man sues Tesco for being told to handle alcohol

29th September 2008

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Blood Vessel Stem Cell Source Found

28th September 2008

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Google interview questions – fun brain teasers!

28th September 2008

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An excellent illustration of why I wouldn’t be happy working at Google, or Microsoft, or any company run by people whose idea of a good time is worrying about questions that have no significance.

The correct answer to most of these is “Who gives a shit?”

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From Baghdad to London: Lessons from one thousand years of urbanisation in Europe and the Arab world

28th September 2008

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History’s Comeback

28th September 2008

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Pirates Die Strangely After Hijacking Iranian Ship

28th September 2008

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Paging Indiana Jones….

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Radical Islamic clerics warn of further attacks after publisher is firebombed

28th September 2008

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Fine Religion of Peace you’ve got there, fella.

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Newt gets it: Let the financiers sort themselves out

28th September 2008

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Republican Newt Gingrich: “You have an administration which, in my judgment, has lost its mind.” And I agree wholeheartedly.

President Bush is so worried about his legacy – he is so afraid of being looked at as Herbert Hoover – that he is doing the very things that Hoover did: Intervene, intervene, intervene. He should do what Ronald Reagan did in 1981 and 1982 and 1987: Let the market play it out.

And that says all that really needs to be said on the subject.

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WaMu? Don’t bank on it or other silly names

28th September 2008

Lileks points out that even banks need adult supervision.

WaMu is a whale name. If you read about J.P. Morgan rescuing WaMu, you imagine a whiskered old plutocrat in a frock coat pushing a gasping mammal back into the tank. (Which is what happened, more or less.) Personally, I think a bank should have First in the name, or National, and should look like a place where Romans sacrificed sheep to Zeus. Or to Ben Bernanke.

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China’s new slave empire

28th September 2008

Peter Hitchens is always worth reading — not always right, but always worth reading.

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Nine-year-old Midlands girl rescued from forced marriage

27th September 2008

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Your future under Islam. Don’t say you weren’t warned.

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10 things you probably didn’t know about the Chinese space programme.

27th September 2008

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The Chinese haven’t invented anything in 3,000 years, but they can copy like nobody else on Earth.

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DARPA’s Super-Resolution Vision System uses heatwaves to magnify targets

27th September 2008

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We have the technology.

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Einstein’s eco-friendly refrigerator concept dusted off, put to good use

27th September 2008

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Oh, yeah, G.E. is going to jump right on that one. Sure thing.

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“Today Democrats showed up at scheduled bipartisan talks, but said they forgot to invite the Republicans.”

27th September 2008

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How Progressive Corporatism Works

27th September 2008

Arnold Kling explains it all to you.

Even better than the distributed knowledge of professors is the distributed knowledge of markets. It is not just efficiency at issue. There is a fundamental moral issue. If my broker gives me bad market advice, I don’t have to take it. (Actually, I have never taken advice from a broker, and I never will.) But if Henry Paulson thinks that there is a profit opportunity in risky mortgage securities, I have no choice but to invest. Moreover, even though I think that Barney Frank’s affordable housing loans are bad for borrowers, bad for lenders and bad for the country, I am coerced into funding those loans.

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Fusionman: first to cross the English Channel via jet-wing

26th September 2008

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Kipling saw it coming.

26th September 2008

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On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “The Wages of Sin is Death.”

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Naked man falls to death after police hit him with Taser gun

26th September 2008

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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The daughter of the radical Islamic cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed has admitted that she works as a topless pole dancer in nightclubs.

26th September 2008

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You really can’t make this stuff up.

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The Establishment Lives!

26th September 2008

David Brooks makes an amazing discovery.

Christopher Whalen of Institutional Risk Analytics: “The joyous reception from Congressional Democrats to Paulson’s latest massive bailout proposal smells an awful lot like yet another corporatist love fest between Washington’s one-party government and the Sell Side investment banks.”

If you wanted to devise a name for this approach, you might pick the phrase economist Arnold Kling has used: Progressive Corporatism. We’re not entering a phase in which government stands back and lets the chips fall. We’re not entering an era when the government pounds the powerful on behalf of the people. We’re entering an era of the educated establishment, in which government acts to create a stable — and often oligarchic — framework for capitalist endeavor.

The term “liberal fascism” comes immediately to mind.

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Economists Speak

26th September 2008

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Executive summary: Bailout bad.

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Lord Nelson mourning ring sells for £18,000

26th September 2008

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The coronets and initials represent Viscount Nelson (his British title) and Duke of Bronté (his Sicilian title).

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Indian mob beats industrialist to death after protest over sacking

26th September 2008

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AFL-CIO, eat your heart out.

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Global warming threatens half of world’s trees

26th September 2008

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Ah, but which half?

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Escaped circus elephant killed by bus in Mexico

26th September 2008

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How come nothing interesting like this ever happens in the U.S.?

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Japan planning its own damn space ladder

26th September 2008

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At least somebody’s doing it.

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Kentucky Governor Seizes Online Gambling Domain Names

26th September 2008

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Didn’t know he could do that.

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Ugandan Composer Wants Royalties For The National Anthem

26th September 2008

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