DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Archive for August, 2019

Psychiatric Diagnoses Found to Be “Scientifically Meaningless”

31st August 2019

Read it.

A new study, published in Psychiatry Research, has concluded that psychiatric diagnoses are scientifically worthless as tools to identify discrete mental health disorders.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Psychiatric Diagnoses Found to Be “Scientifically Meaningless”

Today in Global Warming Hysteria

31st August 2019

Batteries: A Forlorn Hope

Get Ready for a Hurricane of Nonsense

A Climate Alarmist Sued A Skeptic For Defamation… And Lost

L A Times Amazon fire anti-science propaganda revisited

Forget The Amazon Hype, Fires Globally Have Declined 25% Since 2003 Thanks To Economic Growth

UN flies in 5,000 people to Salt Lake to complain about fossil fuels

Politico: Melting Glaciers Unlocking Vast New Resources is Bad

The “Bern” Vows to Prosecute Oil & Gas Industry: Laws? We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Laws!

 

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Today in Global Warming Hysteria

Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

31st August 2019

‘Will & Grace’ Star Asks News Outlet To Out Trump Donors So He Can Boycott Them

Harvard Law professor rejects idea Trump is either Russian asset or an idiot: ‘He’s both’

Jennifer Rubin, Outraged Elitist, Replays Anti-Reagan Themes  Trump is not enough.

 

Posted in Axis of Drivel -- Adventures in Narrative Media | Comments Off on Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

Modern Microprocessor Built From Complementary Carbon Nanotube Transistors

31st August 2019

Read it.

The successor to silicon may be upon us.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Modern Microprocessor Built From Complementary Carbon Nanotube Transistors

ConLangs: How to Construct a Language

31st August 2019

MIT Open Courseware.

This course explores languages that have been deliberately constructed, including Esperanto, Klingon, and Tolkien’s Elvish. Students construct their own languages while considering the basic linguistic characteristics of various languages of the world. Through regular assignments, students describe the phonology, morphology, syntax, semantics, and writing system of their constructed language. The final assignment is a grammatical description of the new language.

Posted in Is this a great country, or what? | Comments Off on ConLangs: How to Construct a Language

Why Wealth and Patience Appear to Go Hand in Hand

31st August 2019

Read it.

Patience may be a virtue, but it could also be a key economic indicator.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Why Wealth and Patience Appear to Go Hand in Hand

Indigenous Maize: Who Owns the Rights to Mexico’s ‘Wonder’ Plant?

31st August 2019

Read it.

A nitrogen-fixing maize grown in an indigenous region of Mexico has the ability to fertilize itself, recent research shows. Now, as a global company and U.S. scientists work to replicate this trait in other corn varieties, will the villages where the maize originated share fairly in the profits?

Why should they ‘share in the profits’? Did they genetically engineer the variety from something else?

Or is this just socialist rent-seeking on behalf of ‘poor igorant natives’ by ‘woke’ educated white people?

We report, you decide.

Posted in Axis of Drivel -- Adventures in Narrative Media | Comments Off on Indigenous Maize: Who Owns the Rights to Mexico’s ‘Wonder’ Plant?

What Precisely Is Wrong With Economic Inequality?

31st August 2019

Read it.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on What Precisely Is Wrong With Economic Inequality?

Woke Racism

31st August 2019

Victor Davis Hanson.

Yes, Virginia, ‘WHITE PEOPLE BAD’ is racist.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Woke Racism

NPR’s Hinojosa on Democrat Primary: ‘White Guys Just Take Up a Lot of Space’

31st August 2019

Read it.

New term: ‘Whitespreading’.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on NPR’s Hinojosa on Democrat Primary: ‘White Guys Just Take Up a Lot of Space’

Top Law Firm Criticised for ‘Chaining Employees to Desk’ With 24-Hour Concierge service

31st August 2019

Read it.

That’s a nicer chain than any job I ever had.

Seriously, when I worked at Dewey Ballantine after college, my office was ten times nicer than my apartment — the furniture was more comfortable, people came in every day to clean, the caterer came around twice a day with the snack trolley, the library had interesting books I could read on the firm’s dime, the cafeteria had nice food that I didn’t have to cook — every way an improvement.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Top Law Firm Criticised for ‘Chaining Employees to Desk’ With 24-Hour Concierge service

The Narcissism of Democrat Social Policies

31st August 2019

Read it.

The old stereotype says that leftists love humanity but hate people. I haven’t yet figured out the left’s peculiar combination of narcissism and self-loathing, but they do seem to dislike people in general. Particularly people who don’t agree with them about absolutely everything. Which, come to think of it, is nearly everyone, I suppose. But what I’m trying to get at is that I really don’t think that they’re motivated by their love of the downtrodden masses, as they claim to be. Leftists don’t love poor people. They just hate rich people. And many of their social policies appear to be more focused on hurting the rich than on helping the poor.

The proglodyte Upper Crust is especially embarrassed by success, because deep in their hearts they know they don’t deserve it.

As far as narcissism goes, well, thats what Virtue Signaling is all about: ‘Look at me, I’m Holier Than Thou!’

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on The Narcissism of Democrat Social Policies

Formula Two Driver Anthoine Hubert killed After 160mph Collision in Belgium

31st August 2019

Read it.

Let that be a lesson to us all.

Think of it as evolution in action.

Posted in Full Frontal Stupidity | Comments Off on Formula Two Driver Anthoine Hubert killed After 160mph Collision in Belgium

Chris Hayes: Electoral College ‘Would Be Unconstitutional’ If It ‘Wasn’t [sic] Specifically In The Constitution’

31st August 2019

Read it.

And we all know what a constitutional scholar Chris Hayes is, although he doesn’t seem to have mastered the subjunctive.

Posted in Axis of Drivel -- Adventures in Narrative Media | Comments Off on Chris Hayes: Electoral College ‘Would Be Unconstitutional’ If It ‘Wasn’t [sic] Specifically In The Constitution’

White Women Were Colonisers Too. To Move Forward, We Have to Stop Letting Them Off the Hook

31st August 2019

The Guardian, Voice of the Crust and of socialism in Britain, officially nominates the next target of the Two Minutes Hate.

Be the first on your block etc.

Note the equation of ‘moving forward’ with ‘not letting them off the hook’. No progress without hate!

Posted in Axis of Drivel -- Adventures in Narrative Media | Comments Off on White Women Were Colonisers Too. To Move Forward, We Have to Stop Letting Them Off the Hook

Hiring is Broken and Yours Is Too

31st August 2019

Read it.

This is very entertaining and contains a lot of truth.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Hiring is Broken and Yours Is Too

The Wandering Earth: A Reflection of the Chinese New Right

31st August 2019

Read it.

I wasn’t aware that there was such a thing as a ‘Chinese New Right’.

Maybe this is like ‘journalists’ calling pro-Communist Soviet apparatchiks ‘conservative’.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on The Wandering Earth: A Reflection of the Chinese New Right

Judge Rules Against Forcing Suspects to Unlock Phones With Touch ID or Face ID

31st August 2019

Read it.

US Magistrate Judge Virginia Demarchi, of the Northern District of California, has ruled that unlocking a device such as an iPhone is “inherently testimonial.” She said it amounted to forcing incriminating testimony from an individual.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Judge Rules Against Forcing Suspects to Unlock Phones With Touch ID or Face ID

The Wisdom of Never Leaving Your Hotel Room

31st August 2019

Read it.

I find the spatial layout of a hotel room to be well suited to working, especially to writing. The desk is usually set in a corner, and very small, almost risibly so, as if to hint that work done seated, at a table, is a dumb idea. The bed is the room’s dominant feature. It occupies the centre, and allows different workspaces by configuring the pillows (throw and regular). The nightstands on either side double as storage and work spaces. No wonder that Vladimir Nabokov completed Pale Fire, my favorite book, while living in a suite at the Montreux Palace hotel.

True, working lying down brings its own challenges: it’s hard to avoid dozing off every few minutes. My solution is constant snacking, the fear of choking acting as a stimulant.

I’m in.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on The Wisdom of Never Leaving Your Hotel Room

Couch Potatoes Have Twice the Risk of an Early Death, Major Study Suggests

31st August 2019

Read it.

I’m good with that.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Couch Potatoes Have Twice the Risk of an Early Death, Major Study Suggests

You Can Buy Norwegian Salmon Fillets From Vending Machines in Singapore

31st August 2019

Read it.

If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

Obviously capitalism is destroying the world. I guarantee that if socialists ran the world you wouldn’t be able to buy Norwegian salmon fillets from vending machines in Singapore.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on You Can Buy Norwegian Salmon Fillets From Vending Machines in Singapore

*10% Less Democracy*

31st August 2019

Tyler Cowen does a review.

The author is Garett Jones and the subtitle is Why You Should Trust Elites a Litlte More and the Masses A Little Less, coming soon to a theater near you, early 2020.

If you believe in judicial independence, you do not believe in complete democracy.

If you do not think we should elect judges, sheriffs, and dog catchers, you do not believe in complete democracy.

If you believe in those European proportional representation systems, with post-election bargaining, you do not believe in complete democracy.

If you are a fan of the EU…etc.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on *10% Less Democracy*

Programmed Chromosome Fission and Fusion Enable Precise Large-Scale Genome Rearrangement and Assembly

31st August 2019

Read it.

We have the technology.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Programmed Chromosome Fission and Fusion Enable Precise Large-Scale Genome Rearrangement and Assembly

Thought for the Day

31st August 2019

Unshelved comic strip for 8/29/2019

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Thought for the Day

Trump Shrugs Off the Possibility His Twitter Could Be Hacked

30th August 2019

Read it.

Who would notice?

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Trump Shrugs Off the Possibility His Twitter Could Be Hacked

Meet the Robotic Welder That Will Soon Be Putting Construction Workers Out of Jobs

30th August 2019

Read it.

And it will never belong to a union. Win-win.

Hurry up with the ones that replace teachers, please.

UPDATE: What Percentage Of U.S. Workers Are Union Members?

 

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Meet the Robotic Welder That Will Soon Be Putting Construction Workers Out of Jobs

Today in Global Warming Hysteria

30th August 2019

Climate Catastrophe News Cabal Ramps Up

This picture spoke a thousand words about ‘climate change’ – until it didn’t @CNN @BBC @AlGore

YouTube ‘Corrects’ Conservative Comic on Global Warming

 

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Today in Global Warming Hysteria

Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

30th August 2019

Biden falsely claims Heritage Foundation said GOP tax cuts ‘did not work’

IG Report Confirms Comey’s ‘Deep State’ Conspiracy Against Trump

Actor Allen Covert Fires Back At People Hoping Dorian Will Wipe Out Trump Estate

Phony CNN Journalist Lets Guest Blame Trump for Deaths on Puerto Rico from Hurricane Maria

Al Sharpton Forgets Key Point When MSNBC Panelist Said Trump Would Be ‘Willing To Start A Physical War’ To Win Second Term

Jeffrey Sachs Goes Full Retard on President Trump and Climate Change

Lemon, Cuomo Whine About Pro-Trump Guests Lying; Claim ‘We Apologize’ When Wrong

Rashida Tlaib: Trump Attacks Me Because He Has ‘Failed As A President’  Uh, no. He attacks you because you are failing as a Congresswoman.

Eric Trump Blasts Former Canadian PM For Hoping Dorian Will Make ‘A Direct Hit On Mar-a-Lago’

Matthews: Trump Is Like Idi Amin Playing with Crayons, Possibly Has Dementia  They actually pay him for this stuff.

The Ten Biggest Lies The Media Has Told About Trump

 

Posted in Axis of Drivel -- Adventures in Narrative Media | Comments Off on Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

Trans Activists Nail a Dead Rat to Door of Women-Only Rape Shelter

30th August 2019

Read it.

I guess they were upset.

Posted in Dystopia Watch | Comments Off on Trans Activists Nail a Dead Rat to Door of Women-Only Rape Shelter

Can California Really Ban Natural Gas In New Buildings?

30th August 2019

Read it.

In the state’s rush to go green, the Public Utilities Commission is reviewing a proposal to achieve a state of “decarbonization,” a radical shift likely to lead to banning natural gas as an energy source in new homes and commercial buildings and replacing it with electricity.

No longer could restaurants connect to natural gas in new buildings — even though 98 percent of chefs in one survey preferred gas over electric. Nor could natural gas be used to heat water, dry clothes, and fuel furnaces, pool and spa heaters in newly built homes.

Hey, guys, plenty of room (and natural gas) in Texas.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Can California Really Ban Natural Gas In New Buildings?

This DIY Implant Lets You Stream Movies From Inside Your Leg

30th August 2019

Read it.

If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on This DIY Implant Lets You Stream Movies From Inside Your Leg

Quotation of the Day

30th August 2019

“If you have a d***, you need to shut the f*** up on this one. Seriously! This is theirs; the right to choose is their unequivocal right. Not only do I believe they have the right to choose, I believe that they shouldn’t have to consult anybody, except for a physician, about how they exercise that right.

“Gentlemen, that is fair. And ladies, to be fair to us, I also believe that if you decide to have the baby, a man should not have to pay. That’s fair. If you can kill this motherf***er, I can at least abandon him. It’s my money, my choice.

“And if I’m wrong, then perhaps we’re wrong. So figure that sh-t out for yourselves.”

— David Chapelle

Posted in Dystopia Watch | Comments Off on Quotation of the Day

End of Fillings in Sight as Scientists Grow Tooth Enamel and Repair Damage

30th August 2019

Read it.

Figure ten to fifteen years before it finds its way to your dentist.

Just sayin’.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on End of Fillings in Sight as Scientists Grow Tooth Enamel and Repair Damage

UK: School to Be Built With Obscured Ground Floor Windows to Prevent Paedophiles Looking at Children

30th August 2019

Read it.

Not Sir Winston’s Great Britain.

Can New York be far behind?

Posted in Dystopia Watch | Comments Off on UK: School to Be Built With Obscured Ground Floor Windows to Prevent Paedophiles Looking at Children

Wash Post: Your Pumpkin Spice Latte Is a Bloody Imperialist Brew

30th August 2019

Read it.

The Washington Post wants you to feel bad about your pumpkin spice latte. And not because of the calories, or because it’s a swishy, effeminate beverage (that would never do for Posties). The drink just isn’t woke enough.

If you’re taking lifestyle advice from the Washington Post, you have bigger troubles than a latte.

Posted in Axis of Drivel -- Adventures in Narrative Media | Comments Off on Wash Post: Your Pumpkin Spice Latte Is a Bloody Imperialist Brew

Why Hong Kongers Are Sawing Down Sensor-Laden Lampposts

30th August 2019

Read it.

Take a guess.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Why Hong Kongers Are Sawing Down Sensor-Laden Lampposts

Facts, Logic Banned From Next Democratic Debate for Being Tools of the Alt-Right

30th August 2019

Babylon Bee.

Now that the ten candidates have been finalized for the next Democratic presidential debate, the ground rules for the debate are being decided. One early rule is to ban all use of facts and logic from the debate, as they’ve increasingly been a tool of far-right extremists and have fallen out of favor with the Democrats’ progressive base.

Uh, that’s been true since the 1960s….

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Facts, Logic Banned From Next Democratic Debate for Being Tools of the Alt-Right

More Than 600 Refugees Arrive on Lesbos in One Day in Record High Since Migrant Crisis

30th August 2019

Read it.

Sixteen rubber dinghies carrying about 650 mostly Syrian and Afghans, including 240 children, reached the Aegean island, while some had to be rescued from the water.

A coordinated operation.

“It surprised us. It’s highly unusual to have so many boats at the same time, it’s an anomaly,” Boris Cheshirkov, spokesman for the United Nation’s refugee agency in Greece told the Telegraph. “It’s the highest number in a single day for three years. We can’t say for certain what the reason is.”

But I can. It’s an invasion, an attempt to wear down the economic resources of European countries that are on the brink already.

Hundreds have been arriving in Greece from Turkey each week, despite a deal struck between Turkey and the European Union which saw Ankara receives billions in funding from the bloc in return for stemming the flow.

Believed a Turk? That never works.

Nikos Dendias, Greece’s foreign minister, summoned the Turkish ambassador to “express Greece’s deep discontent” at the recent increase in arrivals with Turkey. The ambassador said Ankara was “committed” to the deal and that its policy had not changed after being asked how so many were managing to make it Greek shores.

Trump would have said ‘Ship them back.’ That’s why he’s President.

Posted in Dystopia Watch | Comments Off on More Than 600 Refugees Arrive on Lesbos in One Day in Record High Since Migrant Crisis

Thought for the Day

30th August 2019

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Thought for the Day

ISLAMOCOPIA FRIDAY: What’s New in the Religion of Peace

30th August 2019

Israeli teenager killed in bomb attack in West Bank  Yes, Palestinian terrorists are still blowing people up.

Fractured history with Mahmoud Abbas  Now in the 14th year of his four-year term as President.

Brexit Compels Somali Family to Come to the Netherlands  Oh, the oppression!

Islam: Men Versus Women

US Officials Confirm Israel Behind Unprecedented Airstrikes On Iraq

Rashida Tlaib Appears To Blame ‘Israeli Occupation’ For Israeli Teen’s Murder

Turkey Affirms Its Claim On Cyprus Oil And Gas

SOMALIA: A Major Topic Of Conversation And Frustration

‘Political vacuum’ in Kashmir after crackdown by Indian authorities 

In 2019, Bombings And Explosions Up 45% In Sweden

American Islamists’ Double Standards on Kashmir

Linda Sarsour Claims That Pro-Israel ‘Zionists’ Marched With The KKK  Now that’s just silly.

Turkey: “Death To Jews” Indictrination At Summer Camp

Gaza ‘State Of Emergency’ As Blasts Blamed On Israel Were Actually ISIS Suicide Bombers

The Ummah Lays Claim to Ottawa

Cops in Montreal Receive a Culture-Enriching Beating

Iraq stops children from Isil territory going to school, says Human Rights Watch 

The Murder in Chemnitz, One Year Later

 

Posted in Living with Islam. | Comments Off on ISLAMOCOPIA FRIDAY: What’s New in the Religion of Peace

Dramatic Video Captures Epic Firefight on the Streets Of Baltimore City

30th August 2019

Read it.

Boy, those strict gun control laws really work, don’t they?

Posted in Dystopia Watch | Comments Off on Dramatic Video Captures Epic Firefight on the Streets Of Baltimore City

Mexican Racists Thwart the Will of African Migrants

30th August 2019

Read it.

Angry African migrants have gathered at the border crossing from Guatemala to Tapachula in southern Mexico. These culture-enrichers have been battling with the police and demanding free passage through Mexico to El Norte, which they consider their rightful future abode. Anyone who hinders them in their journey is of necessity a WAYCIST.

Posted in Whose turn is it to be the victim? | Comments Off on Mexican Racists Thwart the Will of African Migrants

Today in Global Warming Hysteria

29th August 2019

Snyder: Experts Brace For Apocalyptic Future As Earth’s Forests Burn

No U.S. Warming Since 2005

NBC Joins CBS, Fails to Include Inconvenient Tidbit About Global Warming Teen’s Voyage  Why spoil the show?

Holidaymakers face flight chaos as Extinction Rebellion splinter group target drones at Heathrow

Prepare to retreat before climate change!

The most dangerous thing about the Amazon fires is the apocalyptic rhetoric

The Amazon Scam

Aussie Government: UNESCO Should NOT cite Climate Risks to the Great Barrier Reef

 

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Today in Global Warming Hysteria

Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

29th August 2019

Dem court filing suggests Trump impeachment probe began before Mueller report was submitted  Facts? We don’t need no stinking facts!

Brian Stelter Tries to Have It Both Ways With Trump and Fox

Senator Calls For Probe Into Fed Independence After Bill Dudley Urges Fed To Overthrow Trump

MSNBC’s O’Donnell Defends Shady Trump Loan Claims: We Don’t Know If ‘Inaccurate’

WEISS: The Media Is Making It Very Lucrative To Sabotage Trump

The Smear Machine Fails (Again)

 

Posted in Axis of Drivel -- Adventures in Narrative Media | Comments Off on Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

Vegans Could Be Lacking Crucial Nutrient for Brain Health, Warns Expert

29th August 2019

Read it.

This will surprise absolutely no one who has actually encountered a vegan in the flesh, if you’ll pardon the expression.

Posted in Think about it. | 1 Comment »

Graphene Film Shown to Keep Mosquitos From Biting

29th August 2019

Read it.

If I had to watch a graphene film I wouldn’t be biting either.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on Graphene Film Shown to Keep Mosquitos From Biting

Omar Wants The UN To Handle The Migrant Crisis

29th August 2019

Read it.

That’s a great idea! Remember how well they handled the refugee crisis in Haiti? And Rwanda? And the Congo? And, of course, there’s their perennial success with the Palestinian refugees, now in their … (counting) … 73rd year or thereabouts.

 

Posted in Dystopia Watch | Comments Off on Omar Wants The UN To Handle The Migrant Crisis

A Professor in California Was Berated for Supporting the Pledge of Allegiance — Now She’s Suing

29th August 2019

Read it.

California is turning itself into a foreign — and hostile — country.

Perhaps we just ought to let it go.

Take the wall with us, though.

Posted in Your tax dollars at work - and play. | Comments Off on A Professor in California Was Berated for Supporting the Pledge of Allegiance — Now She’s Suing

Utopia Under a Tent or a Waterfall?

29th August 2019

Read it.

I had my six-month dental cleaning and check-up. I didn’t expect to see the same hygienist. At my last visit, she was planning a move, possibly to Portland but I told her she may want to re-think that. She got back yesterday and said parts of Oregon were beautiful, breathtaking, the waterfalls, cool breezes, deep emerald green forests and didn’t want to leave. They hiked every day. She grew up here in Florida and is ready for a change. What she wasn’t ready for was Portland. She said she’d never seen anything like it, and was shocked by the enormous homeless population. Tents everywhere. “They don’t bother you, she said, or panhandle”. But “you couldn’t help but feel ill at ease,” walking from the donut shop with a bag of fresh-baked donuts. She walked by a young man at 7:15 AM, shooting up in broad daylight. Drugs that come in from Mexico and China. She said another’s face was beaten to a pulp. The smell was awful. But Oregon she said, was truly breathtaking…

Well, just stay out of Portland. Problem solved.

Posted in Think about it. | Comments Off on Utopia Under a Tent or a Waterfall?

DOJ Inspector General’s Report Blasts James Comey

29th August 2019

Read it.

Prediction:

  1. Nobody gets fired.
  2. Nobody goes to jail.
  3. DemLegHump Media will whine about it forever.

Posted in News You Can Use. | Comments Off on DOJ Inspector General’s Report Blasts James Comey