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Archive for January, 2010

D’JEver Notice?

31st January 2010

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Was just noticing in the genre of scary ghost movies that also happen to be mysteries, when the time comes to sit down in front of Google or a microfiche reader at the library and figure out what’s going on, for some reason that’s the chick’s job.

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China threatens sanctions over U.S. arms deal

31st January 2010

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How long will it take for Obama to cave? I’m thinking two weeks.

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Distilled Geography: Europe’s Alcohol Belts

30th January 2010

An Informative Map

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Property developer who hid luxury home inside barn wins battle against eviction

30th January 2010

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Notice the lengths to which people will go to live free in spite of oppressive government regulation.

Sometimes it even works.

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Is this the death of the kettle?

30th January 2010

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The Quooker supplies instant boiling water through a tap, connected to a small tank hidden in a cupboard underneath the work surface or sink. The heavily insulated three-litre tank is linked to the water supply and heated electrically to keep it at 100C. There is a safety catch to stop children accidentally burning themselves.

I’d buy it.

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New Data Shows No Decrease In Crashes After Driving While Yakking Laws Were Implemented

30th January 2010

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Not that the Nanny State laws against doing that will be repealed, oh no — God forbid any governmental entity would consult Actual Facts in formulating policy.

Many will interpret this as meaning that people are obeying the law and it doesn’t matter. I think it more likely that people are just ignoring the law and, again, it doesn’t matter. The key thing to take away from it in either case, however, is that IT DOESN’T MATTER.

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Can Bosses Do That? As It Turns Out, Yes They Can

30th January 2010

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But they can’t shoot you or put you in jail, as the minions of government can, so ask yourself why NPR is wasting time on this crap when Obama is out there with his hand in your wallet.

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The Jihadist Next Door

30th January 2010

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It doesn’t matter how ‘assimilated’ a Muslim seems, he can turn on you in an instant. Time to wake up and smell the cordite.

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The Misanthrope’s Guide to the End of the World

30th January 2010

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Hey, you didn’t have anything else to do today, right?

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(One Of Many Reasons) Why Students Hate Algebra

30th January 2010

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Bear chases man after being shot with tranquilliser dart

29th January 2010

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And who could blame him?

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We need more than English to understand the world around us

29th January 2010

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Yeah, Latin and Greek would raise the tone of the country beyond measure.

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Police: Remains buried under driveway are lottery winner

29th January 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Caritas in the Veritable Welfare State

29th January 2010

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One wishes to speak carefully here, but without letting pass a compound of willful ignorance, crude ethics, and cruder social doctrine: a compound, indeed, of the sorts of small, soft hearted errors that transform charity into social work, love of the Body of Christ into “altruism,” and a sense of personal obligation to a scheme of bureaucratic methods for getting others to pay for my sense of moral obligation.  Let us note a few things.

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The Battle Over Rare Earth Metals

29th January 2010

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Guess who needs ’em? Us.

These 15 consecutive lanthanide elements have, uniquely among all the elements in the periodic table, chemical properties so similar that they are difficult and expensive to separate from one another. However, once these metals have been separated from one another, the individual physical properties of these materials put them in today’s top tier of the rarest and in many cases the most critical of metals for technological application. These metals are used to manufacture environmentally friendly products such as electric cars and in alternative power generating technologies such as wind turbines.

Guess who owns ’em? China.

The main accessible concentrations of the rare earths are found in China, where more than 95% of rare earths are now produced. Over the last seven years, China has reduced the amount of rare earths available for export by some 40%.

Chinese officials are openly concerned that the elements mined in the Bayanobo region are so valuable and important to China’s technological future that they must be conserved for future Chinese use. Rare earth production is or may soon be too low to keep up with growing demand.

For the rest of the world, the problem is that the rare earths which the Chinese deem so important to their technological and green future are already critical for maintaining the West’s technological and green present, let alone a future of green growth and sustainable production.

Does that bother you? It bothers me.

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Why The iPad Is Crap Futurism

29th January 2010

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Apple is marketing the iPad as a computer, when really it’s nothing more than a media-consumption device – a convergence television, if you will. Think of it this way: One of the fundamental attributes of computers is that they are interactive and reconfigurable. You can change the way a computer behaves at a very deep level. Interactivity on the iPad consists of touching icons on the screen to change which application you’re using. Hardly more interactive than changing channels on a TV. Sure, you can compose a short email or text message; you can use the Brushes app to draw a sketch. But those activities are not the same thing as programming the device to do something new. Unlike a computer, the iPad is simply not reconfigurable.

The iPad has all the problems of television, with none of the benefits of computers.

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Dungeons & Dragons Limited Edition Spellcasting Soda

28th January 2010

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I am not making this up.

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SOG Spearhead Knife

28th January 2010

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Me want.

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Benito Mussolini speeches become Apple iTunes hit

28th January 2010

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Fortunately, Obama doesn’t speak Italian, otherwise the resemblance would be truly frightening.

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Bank Sues Identity Fraud Victim After $800,000 Removed From Its Account

28th January 2010

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Recently, we pointed out that what’s often called “identity theft” involving someone falsifying bank account info to take your money is really nothing of the sort, but is instead a bank robbery where the victim gets blamed.

And watch the video, which is as funny as a ‘Get a Mac’ ad.

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Eat the Rich: Oregon’s Solution to Its Fiscal Crisis

28th January 2010

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Until they run out, of course. Then what will they do?

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FDR: Tax Increases Don’t Apply to Me

28th January 2010

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State of the Union Myth/Fact: Government-Run Healthcare

28th January 2010

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Obama lies, and health care dies.

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Predictions about the iPad

28th January 2010

Tyler Cowen thinks he’s figured it out.

My theory is that Apple wants to capture a chunk of the revenue in this nation’s enormous textbook market — high school, college, whatever.  Why lug all those books around?  The superior Apple graphics, colors, and fonts will support all of the textbook features which Kindle botches and destroys.  Apple takes a chunk of the market revenue, of course, plus they sell the iPads and some AT&T contracts.  There are lots of schoolkids in the world.

In the longer run the iPad will compete with your university, or in some ways enhance your university.  It will offer homework services and instructional videos and courses, none of which can work well on the current iPhone or Kindle.

Can you imagine one attached to every hospital bed or in the hands of every doctor and nurse?

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Recession boosts Mafia profits

28th January 2010

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Doing well by doing good.

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Couple are first to sell olives grown in Britain

28th January 2010

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Twin sisters refused education grant ‘for being too bright’

28th January 2010

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  1. Thank God you don’t live in Britain.
  2. Without eternal vigilance, it could happen here. Probably in D.C. (Oh, wait, they already did that….)

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Justice Alito’s Reaction

28th January 2010

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Was more polite than mine would have been.

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Why Warren Buffet is a Democrat

28th January 2010

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Back on November 3, after Berkshire Hathaway’s deal to acquire the Burlington Northern and Santa Fe Railroad was announced, FutureOfCapitalism.com wrote, “Compare Burlington Northern Santa Fe’s route map with the map of proposed high speed rail projects competing for $8 billion in federal stimulus funding and you can get a sense of some of the opportunities for Berkshire Hathaway and Warren Buffett.” President Obama, in his State of the Union address last night, said, “There’s no reason Europe or China should have the fastest trains,” and said he’d appear at a high-speed-rail related event in Tampa today. The White House is releasing the details  now  of the high-speed rail projects getting funding, and, sure enough, a lot of the big ones mesh pretty well with the BNSF route map.

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A Myth of Grass-Fed Beef

28th January 2010

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A Fannie and Freddie Earmark

28th January 2010

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Taxpayers may look at the unlimited federal credit line now enjoyed by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and see disaster. But New York Senator Chuck Schumer sees opportunity.

Yesterday he demanded that the two failed mortgage giants guarantee low rent for tenants in a Manhattan property they now own after the owner defaulted. As they say in Democratic Washington, a crisis is a terrible thing to waste.

People like Chuck-You Schumer foster anti-Semitism by being high-profile Jews who are blatantly crookeder than a dog’s hind leg. Abraham Foxman needs to worry more about people like Schumer and less about people like Rush Limbaugh.

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Vikings with flaming torches set fire to a longboat in the Shetland Islands.

27th January 2010

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Well, that’s what they do.

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Obstructionism Needs to Win Only Once

27th January 2010

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“Progressive” is a buzz word for liberalism, and when liberalism is cloaked behind the P-word it is bait and switch. You act like you’re going to restore power, wealth or both to the “Middle Class” — middle class being an imprecise term that generally refers to the income and property bracket of the person who is listening to you.

As soon as you build up a self-delusional groundswell of populist support, you do this hairpin turn and start parceling out the power and wealth to your friends. Leaving the middle class to twist in the wind.

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China mulls ban on eating dogs and cats

27th January 2010

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Well, that’s not something that you’d want to rush into.

Say not that the struggle nought availeth.

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The Four ‘Gates’ of the IPCC

27th January 2010

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Oh, no! You mean a U.N. organization is run by corrupt morons? How did that happen?

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Good News: ‘Ellie Light’ Is a Man

27th January 2010

The Other McCain is on the case.

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13 Must-See Charts That Explain Why Americans Have No Jobs

27th January 2010

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The Forfeiture Racket

27th January 2010

Radley Balko explains why ‘Police and prosecutors won’t give up their license to steal.’

Over the past three decades, it has become routine in the United States for state, local, and federal governments to seize the property of people who were never even charged with, much less convicted of, a crime. Nearly every year, according to Justice Department statistics, the federal government sets new records for asset forfeiture. And under many state laws, the situation is even worse: State officials can seize property without a warrant and need only show “probable cause” that the booty was connected to a drug crime in order to keep it, as opposed to the criminal standard of proof “beyond a reasonable doubt.” Instead of being innocent until proven guilty, owners of seized property all too often have a heavier burden of proof than the government officials who stole their stuff.

Hey, stealing is what governments do.

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Chinese Avatards scale Hallelujah Mountain

27th January 2010

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The Cafeteria Potential Well

27th January 2010

A useful chart.

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Two dead after huge chunk of rock crushes house

26th January 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all. Frederick Barbarossa must have rolled over in his sleep or something.

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Four years for sleeping drunk in parked car

26th January 2010

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The car hadn’t been operated and it wasn’t clear that it was even operable, but Minnesota, like so many states, has a strictly worded DUI law. “Intending to sleep off a night of drinking [is] treated as the same crime as attempting to drive home under [the state’s] legal theory which does not take motive into account.”

Minnesota is, of course, one of those northern tier blue states where idiotarianism seeps down from Canada. Perhaps we could persuade them to secede.

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Largest book in the world to go on display

26th January 2010

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Fans campaign for heavy metal to be recognised as religion

26th January 2010

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Truly, you cannot make this stuff up.

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Multimillionaire businessman arrested after neighbour’s alarm blasted with shot gun

26th January 2010

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A perfectly rational response to the situation, I think.

In fact, I admire his restraint. Were I a multi-millionaire with so dorkish a neighbor, it wouldn’t have been the alarm that would have been blasted with a shotgun. One of the advantages of being a multi-millionaire is that you can afford Minions and Henchmen to do such things for you.

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German homeschoolers granted political asylum in US

26th January 2010

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German state constitutions require children to attend public or private schools, and parents can face fines or prison time if they do not comply.

Aren’t you glad you don’t live in Germany?

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The Caliphate-in-Waiting

26th January 2010

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This will wipe that smile off your face.

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Aquatic ape hypothesis

26th January 2010

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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On the Spartacus Road: a Spectacular Journey through Ancient Italy by Peter Stothard: review

25th January 2010

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Without getting crucified at the end, one hopes.

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Taiwan whisky beats Scotch in blind taste test

25th January 2010

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Well, if they were blind drunk, how valid was the test?

Good to know that the Taiwanese can keep up with professionals.

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