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A Canadian school bus driver using only the initials L.Z. is suing St. Michael the Archangel Catholic Elementary School in Woodbridge, Ontario, and Landmark Bus Lines over his firing.

He was fired from his job as a bus driver because he dressed as a sexy school girl and posted a sign in the window, labeling the school bus “Lolita’s Line,” a reference to Vladimir Nabokov‘s book sexualizing a 12-year-old girl.

(The “Lolita Express” was also the nickname of Jeffrey Epstein’s jet.)

Parents confronted the bus driver outside the school back in 2025 and contacted the school to make sure their kids were safe.

It being Canada, he’ll probably win, too.

The Telegraph (UK).

An Oxford University college has been accused of neglecting the welfare of its female students by allowing a male lecturer to teach while wearing large prosthetic breasts.

St Hilda’s College has received complaints about Matt Rattley, a lecturer in biochemistry, but has cited the need to “protect and promote freedom of expression”.

Bearded Mr Rattley often posts pictures of himself at work on social media, wearing low-cut tops, red lipstick and nail varnish.

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Harvard University is facing another controversy after its medical school held an event on “the Pathology of Unruly Bodies.” The most surprising part is that it was not a reference to the Harvard faculty itself. Rather, a panel composed of non-medical experts was railing against anti-obesity drugs as part of “indoctrination” to support the ills of “empire and imperialism.” Welcome to the state of higher education in America.

The panel was devoid of actual medical experts. It was dressed up in medical terms with the use of the word “pathology.” It could have easily been billed as “GLP-1 Anti-Body.” The panel included such experts as Da’Shaun L Harrison, who recently drew notoriety for claiming at the Socialism 2026 conference in Chicago that GLP-1 medications constitute “genocide” against fat people.

Another headliner was Roxane Gay, the Gloria Steinem Endowed Chair in Media, Culture, and Feminist Studies at Rutgers University – New Brunswick and the artist-in-residence at Harvard Medical School. Professor Gay (the cousin of former Harvard University President Claudine Gay) had called for the release of Luigi Mangione, who murdered Brian Thompson, the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, two years ago.

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A publicly funded advert from the Dublin Rape Crisis Centre’s We-Consent campaign shows grandparents arriving at the front door. One grandchild rushes in for a hug. The other winces and recoils as the older couple lean in. The voiceover declares: “Not everyone wants a hug. Even from the people who love them. Awkward? Maybe. Important? Absolutely.”

The Telegraph (UK).

A Scottish museum has removed its Egyptian mummy exhibition because it does not have “consent from the deceased individual”.

Visitors to the Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum in Glasgow found signs explaining that managers had “removed human remains from this display as a mark of respect”.

The items removed include a coffin with the remains of Nekht, a priest, a mummified right hand recovered from the Valley of the Kings in Luxor, Egypt, and a mummified male head and right foot.

The Daily Mail reported that Glasgow Life, a charitable organisation funded by the SNP-led Glasgow city council, said it planned to remove further human remains from Kelvingrove as well as from St Mungo Museum.

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If you want to know the deepest and darkest dreams of the feminist cult, you don’t have to look very hard. All you have to do is watch their movies and read their books, which put their mental illness and hypocrisy on full display for the world to see.

A now infamous example of this is a romance novel called “Morning Glory Milking Farm”, a feminist inspired sex fantasy book about a broke woman trying to pay off her student loans who takes on the job of “milking” a Minotaur to collect sperm to be used for pharmaceutical products. In other words, she’s a whore working for Big Pharma in a world where monsters exist at the same time as student loans.

But her favorite Minotaur respects her agency and treats her like a queen, so they fall in love.

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A public company in the UK was building a high-speed railway when it suddenly faced a regulation that few could have predicted: a £100 million ($132 million) bat tunnel.

The railway passed through Sheephouse Wood, an area inhabited by rare Bechstein’s bats. To comply with environmental regulations that protect the bats from colliding with high-speed trains, the company had to build a roughly one-kilometer covered structure alongside the railway. This structure has since become widely known in the UK as the “bat tunnel.”

If you think this is just one case, let me tell you about the fish disco.

Newsbusters.

On Monday and Tuesday, the top broadcast network morning shows checked the boxes by covering the far-left, multiculturalism run amok in France, with mass riots causing near-apocalyptic damage in Paris and other major cities.

However, ABC, CBS, and NBC dismissed the role of the left in the rioting, asserting the “anti-government” sentiment over “the cost of living, and the state of France’s public services” was “hijacked” by “masked groups.”

Starting with CBS Mornings, Monday’s show was explaining it away from the start as co-host Norah O’Donnell said in a tease that “[a]nti-government protests in France turn[ed] violent with rioters torching cars and buildings.”

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Folders is a non-textual language, where code is expressed in containment and order alone. The names of the folders are ignored, apart from alphabetical ordering. In other words, they are pure ordered trees.

Inspired by the Whitespace language, Folders is devoted to the idea of dematerialized code. It began with the question What is more empty than a file with no visible text? The empty folder is clutter, an appendage with no purpose. In git, it is ignored entirely (for this reason, it is suggested that Folders programs put .gitignore files in their deepest reaches).

Folders began as a Windows language. In Windows, folders are an even more extreme measure of emptiness: they take up no disk space at all. For proof, create 352,449 folders and get properties on it. In this way, Folders offers not only a dematerialized approach to code but also infinite storage capacity. Keep all your data encoded in folder names and never worry about running out of space again.

For those who use other operating systems, the emulator below gives some of the experience of how Folders manages data and code.

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Well, AsphaltGrowthGuy, that’s because you don’t just import taxpayers when you import foreigners to prop up your economy.

You import their gods too, as the lakes and rivers of Canada are learning.

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Ironically, after Canada tossed out Jesus Christ in favor of secular pluralism, it led straight back to the demon gods of the pagans, and the top leaders of the country now offer good wishes of a bountiful harvest from Baal and his consort.

He’d better watch out for Muslims. They are ordered to kill polytheists.

Josh Pray.

October belongs to white women, and I’ve got five examples of why.

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White women have single-handedly kept the pumpkin industry alive on they own.

Jewish Telegraphic Agency.

Men all want Barbie.

Women all want the stuff that comes with Ken.

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An invocation beginning an Iowa city council meeting Tuesday began with “Dear dark father” and ended with “Hail, Satan,” prompting a pastor to speak up and call to “reverse” the curse on his city.

“An invocation at the beginning of Tuesday’s Ottumwa City Council meeting overshadowed everything else that took place over the course of 80 minutes,” The Ottumwa Courier reported Wednesday.

Gee, I wonder why.

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Not satire. We checked.

I’m glad she has a ‘beautiful lesbian brain’, because the rest of her is fugly.

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I guess they were chagrined at being left in the dust by places like Detroit and Chicago.

Fortunately these amateurs don’t pretend to compete with professionals like Los Angeles and San Francisco.

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Trying to report actual news rather than the satire put out by their colleagues at the Babylon Bee is sometimes more trouble than it’s worth, when reality conspires to be more fucked-up than fiction.s

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Every time you go to the toilet, you could be flushing away a valuable resource – your urine.

Today, we see urine as a waste product – but that wasn’t always the case. Historically, it was a highly valued commodity, used to dye cloth, tan leather and make gunpowder. Roman writer Pliny the Elder even recommended people use it to whiten their teeth (though don’t try that one at home).

But now, we see our pee as an unseemly bodily fluid that should be disposed of with as little fuss as possible. It’s hidden away from view in our sewer system, until it reaches a water treatment plant where it can be removed.

Such treatment takes a lot of energy though. As we become more and more aware of the impact our waste has on the environment, researchers are looking for ways we can turn our pee into something more useful.

One such ‘pee-cycling’ advocate is Prof Kai Udert from the Swiss Federal Institute of Aquatic Science and Technology. Udert has spent his career looking into ways we can improve our sanitation systems and trying to break down the taboos about urine.

We spoke to him about why he is so passionate about pee.

Whatever would we do without ‘scientists’?

(Wouldn’t that look great on a tombstone: “Passionate About Pee”.

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I thank God every day that I don’t live in Canada.

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Among the many woke winners of this year’s prestigious National Book Awards is a black Columbia University professor whose screed attacks “white paint” as racist.

Professor Wendy Walters’ new book, “A Dead White: An Argument Against White Paint,” claims that white paint is not the “neutral” architectural design element that it initially appears to be.

Instead, she “interrogates all that we have taken for granted about the substance that colors, or fails to color, the structures and objects that surround us – and what the collective impulse toward white paint can tell us about culture, politics, and individual desire,” the publisher’s description states, in part.

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Rev. Flourish Klink has a very interesting theological theory about Jesus!

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The soy is strong with this one.

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By ‘we’ I assume she meant ‘me and pretend Christians like me’.

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Reality is stranger than satire.

Guess the ethnicity….

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No, this isn’t satire.

Why do you ask?

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Stroke your Inner Climate Change Hand-Wringer.

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For several days the pontificating media have been parading around the various jurors in the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, using the mostly white women to frame the deliberations as sexist and insensitive to the emotional plight of a woman who strangled her three children to death with an exercise band.

Millions of middle-age, suburban, angry white females have proclaimed that American men should not have an opinion in the case while simultaneously using toxic sympathy as a weapon to defend the murderer. The previously described “one male holdout juror” who created a mistrial by failing to find the murdering mother not guilty, has been criticized directly or by implication by an aligned leftist media.

Today, things changed. Today, all the toxic, murder-supporting, leftist feminists found out the lone male holdout was a black man in his 30’s. Suddenly, you can hear a pin drop as silence falls upon the professional AWFLs (Affluent, White, Female, Leftists).

Gayle King was interviewing juror Paula Devlin on CBS Mornings today, and as she was maneuvering through the narrative to hold the progressive banner in a certain direction – she asked the questions that froze her.

The Juror, Paula Devlin explained the jury panel consisted of nine women and three men, with 11 white jurors and one person of color. “Was the person of color a woman or a man?” King asked. After Devlin said the juror was a man, King sought clarification. “Is the holdout juror … a Black man?” she asked. “Yes,” Devlin replied. “A Black man is the holdout juror?” King asked incredulously. “Yes,” Devlin said. Stunned with disbelief and now incapable of formatting the DEI agenda, “Woah, I have to sit with that for just a second,” King said.

I am impressed by the frequency with which we have to thank black men for loudly yelling BULLSHIT! when they encounter it among the Wokerati.

Well done, that man.

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New Hampshire is now officially a Blue State.

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President Donald Trump has expanded his recent geographic rebranding campaign from renaming U.S. locations to sharing AI-generated maps depicting Canada, Mexico, and other foreign territories as part of an expanded America.

Really, he’s having more fun than a human being ought to be allowed to have.

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On the Lake Ontario battle, HBO host Bill Maher joked: “The liberals are very pissed at this. They say you can’t just go around changing things to fit your political agenda. Just ask any Latinx birthing person.”

As anyone who watches the “evolution” of what terms are acceptable, the Left regularly changes the terminology and expects everyone to follow its changes. Try to keep up with The Associated Press Stylebook, which calls the tune for the press.

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Who wants to tell them?

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I recall reading about a person who set up a compact apartment inside a Walmart sign.

I also recall seeing a YouTube video with instructions on how to cobble together a fake electrical utility box that could be used as a secret hide.

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Apparently your girlfriend is just a rental, so there’s no point in complaining about imperfections because you won’t have it very long.

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The Telegraph (UK).

The owner of a stately home used as Wayne Manor in the film Batman Begins has been told he could lose the property unless he conducts bat surveys.

The Grade I-listed Mentmore Towers in Buckinghamshire has been served a formal listed-building repairs notice after a significant deterioration in the building’s condition.

Simon Halabi, the Syrian-born British investor who was once valued at £3bn and owned stakes in the Shard, bought the mansion in 1999, but it has since fallen into disrepair.

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That explains a lot.

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The PSYCA’s webpage asks: “With countless climate solutions, why are we in a crisis?” The pitch: “Join a community of 12,000 raising & expanding consciousness to discover pathways forward.”

The Telegraph (UK).

A 20-year-old Swiss woman in a black leather trench coat and high heels posing in front of a helicopter may not look like the typical Pokémon card collector.

But Jolina Gisele has amassed what is believed to be the world’s largest collection of the Japanese trading cards.

The self-styled “Pokémon princess” is now selling her 60,000-card collection, which is estimated to be worth £90m, after building it since she was seven.

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Irish health chiefs have declared that “pregnant men” are entitled to maternity leave—despite pregnancy and childbirth being exclusively female.

Gript reports that new guidance from the state-run Health Service Executive (HSE) says transgender employees who are legally recognised as male can claim 26 weeks of paid maternity leave if they become pregnant or give birth.

“Since 2023, transgender men who are pregnant or have given birth can access maternity leave,” the advice states.

To qualify, employees must hold a gender recognition certificate under Ireland’s Gender Recognition Act 2015, which allows a woman to change her legal sex to male.

They can also claim a further 16 weeks of unpaid maternity leave immediately after the paid period ends.

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My favorite is the Flaming Pig.

“What is that delicious smell? OH MY GOD IT’S THE FLAMING PIG!”

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You thought woke was dead, but it turns out it’s gone to the moon.

Every time I hear an Australian accent these days I can’t help but translate it to retard.

That’s Dr. — yes, DOCTOR — Rebecca Allen, the co-director of the Space Technology and Industry Institute at Swinburne University of Technology.

This happened during a real segment on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation concerning a discarded SpaceX rocket stage that will apparently slam into the moon, creating a crater. Allen is concerned that Elon won’t have the proper respect for the “indigenous sky country” honored by people groups who never invented the wheel.

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Twenty Ethiopians connected to a youth football team disappeared in Sweden on the final day of the Gothia Cup youth tournament, prompting an international missing persons search.

The group consists mainly of boys aged between 14 and 17, together with one or more adult leaders. Police believe they left voluntarily, amid suspicions that they may be attempting to remain in Sweden or another European country, although officers say that has not been confirmed.

Uh-huh. ‘Not been confirmed’. “The prisoners may be attempting a jail-break, but that has not been confirmed.”

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Yes, Britain has found its newest champion of “women’s empowerment”: A devout Muslim woman who showed up to collect her award at the Palace of Westminster fully covered in a niqab.

Khadija Patel, founder of the KRIMMZ Girls Youth Club, was one of 28 recipients of the prestigious British Citizen Award for her tireless work getting hundreds of young girls — many from Muslim backgrounds — into sports like cricket, soccer, cycling, netball, and more. She builds confidence, promotes teamwork, breaks down “cultural barriers,” and all that good stuff.

Truly commendable community service!

She can stab people and rob stores and never be found. Pretty empowering.

Apparently that’s a thing.

God preserve me from being that cool.

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At 4:00 AM, while most people were sleeping, Christopher Bruton-Frazier was having the time of his life, driving a $300,000, 4-ton, armored, tactical S.W.A.T. BearCat.

If he was a S.W.A.T. officer that might have made sense, but Frazier was just some guy off the street who was walking by the NJ Transit Emergency Services Unit headquarters parking garage in Newark and saw an opportunity.

Apparently, no one was around to notice him strolling through the facility, opening the door, and driving out.

New Jersey. What can you say?

They then pulled the security footage and ran it through facial recognition software, which pulled up Frazier’s profile. When they showed up at his house, they found the BearCat’s backup camera in his room as well as some stacks of heroin.

Blue State Blues.

BBC, a Voice of the Crust.

Forget the butter, I want ot see the cow that it comes from.

Granted, that’s cheaper than Real Butter….

The Telegraph (UK).

I mean, really, what was she thinking?

And of course he has to apologize, because Feminism.

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Geez. what is this country comin to?

No honor among Ebonics, I guess.

The Telegraph (UK).

The Treasury has removed a numeracy test from its graduate scheme to boost diversity.

What kind of ‘graduates’ find numeracy a barrier?

The government department quietly scrapped the numerical reasoning test from its application process in 2020 owing “to evidence of the test having an adverse impact on candidate diversity”.

I guess diversity is more desired than, say, core competency.

The measure, uncovered by the Spectator magazine, has been described as “insane” and “through the looking glass” by critics.

Well, duh.

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Thieves in Lagos de Moreno, Jalisco, Mexico are all asking one question: ¿Quién eres tú?

And the terrifying answer in the night is, ¡Yo soy, Batman!

According to authorities, a masked vigilante is swooping in, beating up bad guys, and leaving them gift wrapped for the cops to pick up.

No good deed goes unpunished … by the state.

These are the same police who are quite happy to receive a polite bribe if you are moved to offer one. Just to be nice.

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Nice to see the UK has its priorities right.

In other words, sacrifice yourselves to save the planet, Brits.

So if you live on the ground floor, you get to choose between dying of heat or letting criminal migrants break into your home to kill you.

Thank God I don’t live in Britain.