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Us-Pakistan Tensions: Time to Stop Pretending We Are Allies?

24th August 2012

Read it.

Long past time.

The only reason we’re friendly with Pakistan is because (a) we need them to get to Afghanistan and (b) the government has this thing for giving blowjobs to Muslim dictatorships. If we were to GET OUT OF AFGHANISTAN (hint, hint) and QUIT GIVING BLOWJOBS TO MUSLIM DICTATORSHIPS (hint, hint), then we wouldn’t need Pakistan, and we could recognize what India has appreciated long since, that Pakistan is one big human rights violation and terrorist training ground masquerading as a nation.

One Response to “Us-Pakistan Tensions: Time to Stop Pretending We Are Allies?”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Unfortunately, they also have nukes. A sociopath with a big gun is not a scenario calculated to make one sleep soundly.