Woke Astronomer Warns Lunar Colonizers That Moon Is Part of “Indigenous Sky Country”
3rd August 2026
You thought woke was dead, but it turns out it’s gone to the moon.
Every time I hear an Australian accent these days I can’t help but translate it to retard.
That’s Dr. — yes, DOCTOR — Rebecca Allen, the co-director of the Space Technology and Industry Institute at Swinburne University of Technology.
This happened during a real segment on the Australian Broadcasting Corporation concerning a discarded SpaceX rocket stage that will apparently slam into the moon, creating a crater. Allen is concerned that Elon won’t have the proper respect for the “indigenous sky country” honored by people groups who never invented the wheel.