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More Doctors Are Ditching the Old Prescription Pad

17th May 2012

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Speed the day. Bad handwriting has caused more medical problems than venal Congressmen.

At the end of 2011, 36 percent of all prescriptions were electronic _ the doctor wrote it by computer and sent it directly to the pharmacy with the push of a button, the report found. That’s up from 22 percent of prescriptions that were paperless a year earlier.

That’s the way my doctor does it, and it’s tremendously convenient to drive back from an office visit to the pharmacy to have the stuff waiting for me to pick up.

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US Is Ready to Attack Iran, Says Ambassador

17th May 2012

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US plans for a possible military strike on Iran are ready and the option is “fully available”, Washington’s ambassador to Israel has said, days before Tehran resumes talks with world powers which suspect it of seeking to develop nuclear arms.

I wish I could believe that….

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Girl Self-Diagnoses Leukaemia After Watching Cameron Diaz Film

17th May 2012

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Always knew Cameron Diaz was good for something….

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Spouse of WI Gubernatorial Recall Candidate Breaks Rules

15th May 2012

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Kris Barrett, the politically active spouse of Tom Barrett, current mayor of Milwaukee and the Democratic nominee running against Gov. Scott Walker, has been caught using her taxpayer funded e-mail account to lobby and campaign for Democratic candidates and causes. Mrs. Barrett is a public school teacher and last year she was employed by Milwaukee Public Schools, Wisconsin’s largest school district. The district has two policies that prohibit employees from using any government resources, including e-mail addresses, for political purposes.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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The Map of Life

14th May 2012

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‘Google Maps’ for Ancient Rome

14th May 2012

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This is seriously cool.

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FDA Panel Backs First Pill to Block HIV Infection

14th May 2012

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The first drug shown to prevent HIV infection won the endorsement of a panel of federal advisers Thursday, clearing the way for a landmark approval in the 30-year fight against the virus that causes AIDS.

In a series of votes, a Food and Drug Administration advisory panel recommended approval of the daily pill Truvada for healthy people who are at high risk of contracting HIV, including gay and bisexual men and heterosexual couples with one HIV-positive partner.

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We Are Swimming in Oil

14th May 2012

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Except that Democrats have ordered everybody out of the pool.

On Thursday, a representative of the Government Accountability Office testified before the House Science Subcommittee on Energy and Environment that the Green River Formation alone–it is located at the intersection of the states of Colorado, Utah and Wyoming, and mostly underlies federal lands–contains as much oil as the entire proven reserves of the rest of the world combined.

 

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The World May Not End Soon Predicts Newly Found Mayan Calendar

14th May 2012

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Well, that’s a relief.

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Congress Turns Its Attention to… America’s Helium Crisis

14th May 2012

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The United States is running out of helium.

Yes, helium. Thanks, in part, to a 1996 law that has forced the government to sell off its helium reserves at bargain-bin prices, the country’s stockpile of the relatively rare and nonrenewable gas could soon dwindle.

Sky falling. Film at 11.

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Toothless No More – Researchers Using Stem Cells to Grow New Teeth

13th May 2012

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And about damned time, too.

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Localist (and Potentially Anti-Globalist) Sentiment Among Hipsters

13th May 2012

Steve Sailer examines the ongoing ‘progressive’ attempt to cancel the 20th century.

It’s worth keeping an eye out for what the cultural trends are among the more privileged of younger people because they can signal the beginning of sea changes.

The word “locavore” was invented in the San Francisco Bay Area in 2005 to describe people who make an effort (a fetish?) to eat only food grown locally. In Brooklyn, where the climate is less propitious and land is either built-upon or toxic, this urge has mutated into people trying to eat what is manufactured locally.

The main engine is, of course, a new wrinkle in status-seeking. That localism emerged first in the San Francisco Bay Area has much to do with the fact the Bay Area is, as ex-sailor Richard Henry Dana explained to Americans in his 1840 bestseller Two Years before the Mast, just about the most favored locale for human habitation on Earth. It’s not surprising that Northern Californians are building barricades of local solidarity against the rest of the world.

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Are Donkeys Really Stubborn, Asks University Conference

13th May 2012

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The question of whether donkeys are stubborn or simply “misunderstood” has been discussed at a conference held by a leading British university.

Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

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Dogs, But Not Wolves, Use Humans as Tools

12th May 2012

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And don’t get me started about cats.

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Wi-Fi ‘Lingerers’ in Coffee Shops Are Causing Territorial Disputes, Academic Research Finds

11th May 2012

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Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

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PlanetSolar Completes First Solar-Powered Boat Trip Around the Globe

8th May 2012

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On September 27th, 2010 the solar-powered MS Tûranor (also known as PlanetSolar) departed from Monaco with the goal of travelling around the entire globe using only the power of the sun — and now the ship has finally arrived back where it started. In doing so PlanetSolar becomes the first solar-powered ship to circumnavigate the globe, and over its lengthy journey it crossed the Atlantic ocean, the Panama Canal, the Pacific ocean, the Indian ocean, the Suez Canal, and the Mediterranean as it kept as close to the equator as possible to ensure plenty of sunshine.

 

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John Derbyshire on the Kindness of Strangers

8th May 2012

The Patron Saint of Dyspepsia brings us up to speed.

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Syrian Secret Police Endorse Male Hair Remover

8th May 2012

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‘Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application’

Warning: These are trained professionals. Do not try this at home.

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Princeton Solar Researchers Take Leaf From Plants’ Book

8th May 2012

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No pun intended, of course.

Solar power researchers at Princeton University have discovered that by mimicking the surface of leaves, they can create solar cells that are better at capturing sunlight for a 47 percent efficiency boost.

In the kind of discovery that’s obvious after the fact, the researchers have “roughed up” the surface of their cells, in imitation of the way that leaves use microscopic irregularities in their surfaces to maximize their harvesting of the sun.

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Japanese Rice Sales Dwindle for the First Time Amid Rising Demand for Western Foods

8th May 2012

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Japanese households spent more on bread than on rice last year for the first time, reflecting a sea change in the nation’s eating habits.

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US Tribes Clash Over Sacrificing of Bald Eagles

8th May 2012

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A plan by a Native American tribe to kill two bald eagles for use in a religious rite has drawn the ire of a fellow tribe, which says it doesn’t want any eagles sacrificed on the Wyoming reservation they share.

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UK: Councils Revive Medieval Tradition Of Lengthsman

8th May 2012

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It is a medieval solution to a very modern problem. The ancient role of the lengthsman, who would “walk the length of the parish” to ensure ditches and drains were clear, is being revived across the country.

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Shocker: Duchess of Cambridge Voted the Most Fashionable Royal Female

4th May 2012

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In related news, Prince Charles wins twentieth consecutive Upper Class Twit of the Year award, gains permanent possession of the trophy.

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LiveLine Makes Yacht Racing TV-friendly

4th May 2012

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LiveLine faced a new challenge while developing the technology — constant motion. The process used for field sports requires geostationary reference points, while yachting is typically filmed from inside a helicopter. LiveLine combines military grade GPS receivers, high-powered radios, and gyroscopically stabilized cameras to triangulate the distance between competitors. Once this data is transmitted to the ground, operators can add metrics like wind speed, nautical speed, placement in the race, waypoints, and even what country the boat represents, all in real time.

 

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Wombats as Big as Sheep Found in Australia

4th May 2012

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

‘There were giants in the earth in those days….’ Genesis 6:4.

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‘Conclusive’ Evidence of Human Sacrifice Found in Mexico

4th May 2012

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Well, I’m glad we’ve cleared that up.

In other breaking news, war has been discovered to be bad for some people, better for others.

Stay tuned.

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Down and Out After Black Hole Close Encounter

2nd May 2012

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It takes a lot to kick a star out of a galaxy, but a group of Vanderbilt University astronomers say they’ve found a group of more than 675 stars that look like they’re headed for the exit door.

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Kennedy Conspiracy Corner: Second Gunman in R.F.K. Assassination?

2nd May 2012

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Nina Rhodes-Hughes, a 78-year-old former television actress, volunteer for Robert F. Kennedy’s presidential campaign, and witness to his 1968 murder, “wants the world to know that, despite what history says, [Sirhan] Sirhan was not the only gunman firing shots when Senator Kennedy was murdered a few feet away from her at a Los Angeles hotel,” CNN reports. According to Rhodes-Hughes, there were two gunmen, Sirhan and another unidentified person.

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Researchers Build Optical Transistor Out of Silicon, Provide Path to All-Optical Computing

1st May 2012

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I’m not really sure in what way ‘optical computing’ is any advantage over the ordinary way, but here’s hoping it produces something useful.

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Czech Metal Thieves Dismantle 10-Ton Bridge

30th April 2012

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The gang reportedly arrived at a depot in Slavkov, in the east of the country, with forged paperwork claiming that the footbridge over the disused railway track had to come down.

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Massive Sails Could Significantly Reduce Cargo Ship Fuel Consumption

25th April 2012

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‘It’s free! It’s free! Just put your helm a-lee!’

Sometimes the old ways are best.

The masts look like those on Tom Perkins’ yacht The Maltese Falcon.

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Vatican Tomb of Mafia Don to Be Reopened Over Teen Murder Mystery

25th April 2012

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And Dan Brown will by God be there with a notebook and a camera.

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The Cutty Sark Reopens After Fire at Maritime Museum, Greenwich

25th April 2012

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Gaia Scientist Lovelock: ‘I was WRONG and alarmist on climate’

24th April 2012

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Environmental luminary Dr James Lovelock says he now regrets being “alarmist” about climate predictions.

Speaking to MSNBC, Lovelock admitted spicing up his books with headline-catching doomsday predictions.

In 2006 Dr Lovelock predicted the Earth “would catch a morbid fever” that would destroy six billion people – “the few breeding pairs of people that survive will be in the Arctic where the climate remains tolerable,” he predicted. In 2009, he was telling the Guardian that “we may face planet-wide devastation worse even than unrestricted nuclear war between superpowers”.

“I made a mistake,” the 92-year-old scientist now says.

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Scientists See Solution to Crucial Barrier to Fusion

24th April 2012

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Fusion occurs when plasmas become hot and dense enough for the atomic nuclei contained within the hot gas to combine and release energy. But when the plasmas in experimental reactors called tokamaks reach the mysterious density limit, they can spiral apart into a flash of light. “The big mystery is why adding more heating power to the plasma doesn’t get you to higher density,” said David A. Gates, a principal research physicist at PPPL and co-author of the proposed solution with Luis Delgado-Aparicio, a post-doctoral fellow at PPPL and a visiting scientist at MIT’s Plasma Science Fusion Center. “This is critical because density is the key parameter in reaching fusion and people have been puzzling about this for 30 or 40 years.”

The scientists hit upon their theory in what Gates called “a 10-minute ‘Aha!’ moment.” Working out equations on a whiteboard in Gates’ office, the physicists focused on the islands and the impurities that drive away energy. The impurities stem from particles that the plasma kicks up from the tokamak wall. “When you hit this magical density limit, the islands grow and coalesce and the plasma ends up in a disruption,” says Delgado-Aparacio.

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Actor Dies After Accidentally Hanging Himself as Judas During “The Passion of Christ”

23rd April 2012

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Borat ‘has given Kazakhstan tourist boost’

23rd April 2012

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Kazakhstan’s foreign minister says the fictional Borat character has been good for tourism, increasing the number of visas to the ex-Soviet state by ten times.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

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Germany and France Try to Curb Open Borders

20th April 2012

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That’s the problem with open borders, pretty soon you get a lot of riff-raff moving in.

Michigan has the same problem.

Sometimes the old ways are best.

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As Ice Cap Melts, Militaries Vie for Arctic Edge

20th April 2012

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To the world’s military leaders, the debate over climate change is long over. They are preparing for a new kind of Cold War in the Arctic, anticipating that rising temperatures there will open up a treasure trove of resources, long-dreamed-of sea lanes and a slew of potential conflicts.

Hey, which one of you guys is Rock Hudson?

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Italian Authorities Gagged Immigrants With Duct Tape While Deporting Them

19th April 2012

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Italian authorities faced severe criticism on Thursday after it emerged that they gagged two North African immigrants with duct tape while deporting them.

Police defended their actions, saying the Algerians had been chewing the inside of their cheeks and trying to spit blood in order to avoid being forced back on the aircraft.

Sometimes the old ways are best.

‘You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up.’ — Chris Rock

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Shocker: Tattooed People Drink More

19th April 2012

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I’d venture to say that they smoke more, too. NTTAWWT.

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Swiss, German Physicists Split the Electron

18th April 2012

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An international research team has observed an electron being split into two “quasi particles”, one carrying the original particle’s spin, the other carrying its orbital movement.

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The Idea of the “Food Desert” Is Fading

18th April 2012

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Poor neighborhoods, Dr. Lee found, had nearly twice as many fast food restaurants and convenience stores as wealthier ones, and they had more than three times as many corner stores per square mile. But they also had nearly twice as many supermarkets and large-scale grocers per square mile.

So stuff it, Michelle.

Dr. Sturm found no relationship between what type of food students said they ate, what they weighed, and the type of food within a mile and a half of their homes.

More New Age leftist claptrap debunked.

Jacob Sullum has some thoughts on the subject.

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SpaceX’s Dragon Ship Set for Station Visit

17th April 2012

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The first cargo resupply mission to the space station to be carried out by a commercial operator is likely to be on 30 April, the US space agency says.

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To Be (a Lawyer) or Not to Be…

17th April 2012

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Is the President’s resume accurate when it comes to his career and qualifications? I can corroborate that Obama’s “teaching career” at Chicago was, to put it kindly, a sham.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

The other professors hated him because he was lazy, unqualified, never attended any of the faculty meetings, and it was clear that the position was nothing more than a political stepping stool. According to my professor friend, he had the lowest intellectual capacity in the building. He also doubted whether he was legitimately an editor on the Harvard Law Review, because if he was, he would be the first and only editor of an Ivy League law review to never be published while in school (publication is or was a requirement).

I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Himalayan Glaciers Actually GAINING Ice, Space Scans show

16th April 2012

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Gotta love that Global Warming.

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Arranged Marriages Make Comeback in Japan

16th April 2012

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With arranged marriages back up to 40 per cent, business has been brisk for photo studios, who prepare the portfolios which are shown to potential suitors.

Women pose in a kimono and also in informal attire; men wear a suit and tie as well as dressing down for the other picture.

Anxious parents then circulate the portfolio, which also sets out the youngsters’ interests and prospects, to work colleagues, friends and neighbours.

Once a meeting is arranged the couple are normally accompanied by their mothers who act as chaperones.

Polite small talk is the order of the day. Afterwards it is a case of comparing notes to see if there are grounds for pursuing matters further.

We call it Facebook.

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Lego Organ Barrel Made Up of 20,000 Pieces Plays the ‘Star Wars’ Theme

15th April 2012

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We have the technology.

Impossible to tell whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing….

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Guinea Bissau President Arrested as Troops Stage Coup

13th April 2012

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Does anybody care?

Didn’t think so.

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Random Numbers Via Fluctuations of the Quantum Vacuum

12th April 2012

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This website offers true random numbers to anyone on the internet. The random numbers are generated in real-time in our lab by measuring the quantum fluctuations of the vacuum.

If, of course, it’s random numbers you’re looking for.

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