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Cordon Multi-Target Photo-Radar System Leaves No Car Untagged

31st October 2011

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Developed by Simicon, this new speed sensor promises to take highway surveillance to new heights of precision. Unlike most photo radar systems, which track only one violator at a time, Simicon’s device can simultaneously identify and follow up to 32 vehicles across four lanes. Whenever a car enters its range, the Cordon will automatically generate two images: one from wide-angle view and one closeup shot of the vehicle’s license plate. It’s also capable of instantly measuring a car’s speed and mapping its position, and can easily be synced with other databases via WiFi, 3G or WiMAX. Plus, this device is compact and durable enough to be mounted upon a tripod or atop a road sign, making it even harder for drivers to spot.

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NZ: Robots Allow Cows to Milk Themselves

29th October 2011

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Farmer and businessman Ryan Carr of Mayfield has four robots on his farm near Ashburton which allow the cows to decide when they want to be milked.

Mr Carr told Country Life that the robotic system also means cows can eat and move at their own pace.

He says that’s doing wonders for their health and they have a longer life expectancy.

Farm production has also improved and is 4% ahead of this time last year.

Mr Carr said each unit costs about $250,000.

As Gibson said, the future is already here, it’s just not evenly distributed.

(Cue handwringing from leftists over the agricultural jobs lost and stupid people left without work.)

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Head-up Display Wins Top Navigation Prize in Munich

27th October 2011

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This is seriously cool.

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Lost Roman Camp That Protected Against Germanic Hordes Found

27th October 2011

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German archaeologists have unearthed “sensational” evidence of a lost Roman camp that formed a vital part of the frontier protecting Rome’s empire against the Germanic hordes.

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It’s Not About the Money

27th October 2011

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The Democrats are pushing for more spending and more debt, emphasizing the supposed need to spend more on teachers and schools. In fact, however, this country has carried out a laboratory experiment over the past four decades, and we have conclusively proved that more spending on education has nothing to do with successfully educating our children.

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Help Wanted: The North Dakota Boom

27th October 2011

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In the remote, windswept state of North Dakota, job fairs often bustle with more recruiters than potential workers. The North Dakota unemployment rate hasn’t risen above five percent since 1987.  In the state’s oil country, unemployment hovers at around two percent, and pretty much everyone who wants a job—as long as they are old enough and not incarcerated—is employed.  North Dakota has either tied for or had the lowest unemployment in the country since 2008.

I’m sure they would even take people from Michigan.

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13th Century Mongolian Wreckage Discovered Off Japanese Seabed

25th October 2011

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The vessel is the first of its kind to have been discovered relatively intact and dates from a series of attempts by Kublai Khan, emperor of the Yuan Dynasty, to subjugate Japan between 1274 and 1281.

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Who is at Zuccotti Park?

25th October 2011

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Let’s do the numbers.

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‘The Hobbit’ Filming Is Back At Hobbiton

24th October 2011

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Fans of ‘The Lord of the Rings’ know the quiet New Zealand town of Matamata as the location of Hobbiton, the home of Bilbo and Frodo Baggins, and the beginning and end of their respective quests. Having been vacant for nearly a decade, with just the frames of hobbit holes carved into the hills to mark the location, Matamata has been a favorite stop for fans who take the ‘Lord of the Rings’ tours in New Zealand.

Well, fans have good and bad news. The bad news: as of last week, Matamata is closed to the public. The good news: it’s because they’re rebuilding the Hobbiton set for a two week shoot. As location shooting for ‘The Hobbit’ ramps up, Hobbiton is back and in full swing once again!

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Sir Francis Drake’s Final Fleet ‘Discovered Off the Coast of Panama’

24th October 2011

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Treasure hunters claim they have discovered two ships from Sir Francis Drake’s fleet off the coast of Panama and believe his coffin could lie on the seabed nearby.

Aaaaarrrrr….

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Origins of Words and Phrases Revealed

24th October 2011

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From Nazis and film buffs to heckling and humble pie, the obscure origins of commonly-used words and phrases are explained in a new etymological guide.

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Hublot Rebuilds The Famed Antikythera Mechanism

22nd October 2011

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Watchmaker Hublot has recreated the mechanism using modern techniques and shrunk it down to nearly postage-stamp size. The new watch – a one of a kind – features the full mechanism as historians and scientists understand it along with a standard three-hand tourbillon as well as a date register.

Available soon from Mattel, if they can persuade the Consumer Protection Agency that it’s safe for kids.

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Six Ways to Never Get Lost in a City Again

22nd October 2011

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I knew about the churches but didn’t think about the satellite dishes.

Urban Boy Scouts, take note.

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Ineptocracy

21st October 2011

Freedman gives us another new word.

‘A system of government where the least capable are elected by the least capable of producing and where the members of society least capable of sustaining themselves or succeed are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.’

No, he didn’t invent it, but if it weren’t for him, we wouldn’t know about it. So to him be the glory.

Unlike what you might call a “left-wing-tocracy,” an ineptocracy is to be criticized not quite so much for being lefty, as for putting all persons & classes in roles that are polar-opposite from where they belong. The mediocre are examples of excellence, the undecided & apathetic are examples of great leadership, children are examples of wisdom and the indigent are examples of desirable, productive living. But left-wing-ocracies mutate into ineptocracies, or vice-versa, so they could be regarded as synonymous. Of all American cities that are home to five million people or more, perhaps 4 out of 5 could be fairly characterized as both. Ineptocracies are governed by left-wing pukes. Left-wing pukes create ineptocracies.

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Like ___ Leaving a Sinking ___.

21st October 2011

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Why Computer Voices Are Mostly Female

21st October 2011

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The fuss over Siri’s sex also raises a larger question: From voice-mail systems to GPS devices to Siri and beyond, why are so many computerized voices female?

One answer may lie in biology. Scientific studies have shown that people generally find women’s voices more pleasing than men’s.

“It’s much easier to find a female voice that everyone likes than a male voice that everyone likes,” said Stanford University Professor Clifford Nass, author of “The Man Who Lied to His Laptop: What Machines Teach Us About Human Relationships.” “It’s a well-established phenomenon that the human brain is developed to like female voices.”

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Printable Transistors Usher in ‘Internet of Things’

21st October 2011

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Thinfilm, a Norwegian developer of printable memory, has co-announced with California’s Xerox PARC a development that takes a big step towards the day when every manufactured object will report in to the internet.

Thinfilm and PARC’s breakthrough is a technology that can print not only memory onto, well, thin films, but can now also print transistors to address and manage that memory.

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Bosco Verticale in Milan Will Be the World’s First Vertical Forest Read more: Bosco Verticale in Milan Will Be the World’s First Vertical Forest

20th October 2011

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Designed by Stefano Boeri – architect, academic and former editor of design and architecture magazine Domus – his Bosco Verticale is a towering 27-story structure, currently under construction in Milan, Italy. Once complete, the tower will be home to the world’s first vertical forest.

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In African Cave, Signs of an Ancient Paint Factory

20th October 2011

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Declaration of Independence Declared Legal

20th October 2011

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Early Celtic ‘Stonehenge’ Discovered in Germany’s Black Forest

19th October 2011

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A huge early Celtic calendar construction has been discovered in the royal tomb of Magdalenenberg, nearby Villingen-Schwenningen in Germany’s Black Forest. This discovery was made by researchers at the Römisch-Germanisches Zentralmuseum at Mainz in Germany when they evaluated old excavation plans. The order of the burials around the central royal tomb fits exactly with the sky constellations of the Northern hemisphere.

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Viking Treasure

19th October 2011

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Bad weather can have its comforts. “Bitter is the wind tonight, / It tosses the sea’s white tresses,” wrote an Irish monk more than 1,000 years ago, “I do not fear the fierce warriors of Norway, / Who only travel the quiet seas.”

A warrior of the sort he feared found his last resting place on the peninsula of Ardnamurchan, north of Mull and south of Skye. His newly discovered grave has astonished archaeologists, for it is the first Viking boat burial found on mainland Britain. There he lies with axe, sword and spear. He must have been a leader among Norsemen to gain this noble grave.

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Biggest Haul of Roman Gold in Britain Could Have Been Found

16th October 2011

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The treasure, found at Bredon Hill, the site of an Iron Age fort in Worcestershire, is already being compared with the Staffordshire Hoard, the country’s biggest ever find of Anglo Saxon gold.

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Did Human Pregnancy Evolve Because of an Infection?

16th October 2011

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If someone were to tell you that roughly 100 million years ago, our ancestors were infected by parasitic DNA, which copied and pasted itself throughout their genomes—and that this was linked to the evolution of modern human pregnancy—you might assume they were channeling early L. Ron Hubbard.

But this week, in the prestigious journal Nature Genetics, researchers provide evidence for such a theory.

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List of Inventors Killed by Their Own Inventions

16th October 2011

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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Buried Behind the Elephant in Rome

14th October 2011

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A stone elephant with an obelisk on its back stands before the church of Santa Maria sopra Minerva, renowned as the only Gothic church in Rome. It happens to be the titular church of Cardinal Cormac Muphy-O’Connor. Bernini is to blame for the elephant. The obelisk is Egyptian and is related to the temple of Isis that the church replaced.

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Slip Into Your New Face

14th October 2011

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Oh, this would be so much fun.

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Could I Take Down a T. Rex With My Beretta 9mm Pistol?

13th October 2011

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Hey, that’s a serious question.

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UK: ‘Klingon’ Helps Milton Keynes Man Deal With Dyslexia

13th October 2011

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Those corpses in the corner? Just collateral damage.

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For High-Speed Rail It Looks Like the End of the Line

11th October 2011

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With its vote on September 21, the Senate Appropriations Committee ended the rail boosters’ hopes of getting a meaningful appropriation for high-speed rail in the new (FY 2012) fiscal year. It probably also dealt a decisive death blow to President Obama’s loopy goal of “giving 80 percent of Americans access to high-speed rail.”

By including only a token $100 million for high-speed rail as a “placeholder” in their FY 2012 budget recommendations (a sum that is likely to be further cut in the House-Senate negotiations on the FY 2012 appropriations), Senate appropriators have done more than merely declare a temporary slowdown in the high-speed rail program. They have effectively given a vote of “no confidence” to President Obama’s signature infrastructure initiative. Along with their House counterparts who had denied the program any new money, the Senate lawmakers have sent a bipartisan signal that Congress has no appetite for pouring more money into a venture that many lawmakers have come to view as a poster child for wasteful government spending.

And one more attempt by ‘progressives’ to revert to the nineteenth century bites the dust. Good riddance. I just wish that taxpayers could get their money back.

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10 Things You May Not Know About the Yeti

11th October 2011

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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History of Open Source

7th October 2011

An Informative Chart.

 

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The Origins of 7 Common Superstitions

5th October 2011

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Russia Scraps Typhoon Nuclear Submarines

5th October 2011

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No more Russian boomers. The end of a era.

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Encyclopaedia Britannica Now Fits Into an App

5th October 2011

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Mossberg likes it:

I’ve been testing this new iPad app, and I like it. It is much cleaner and more attractive than the cluttered Britannica website and sports some nice features, including a dynamic “link map” showing the relationship between topics in a visual format. Unlike the Web version, it is free of ads. The app is expected to be available in a couple of weeks.

Ignorant? There’s an app for that….

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What Planes Are Overhead?

5th October 2011

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What’s that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Yup, it’s a plane, and it is currently 31,100 feet high and traveling to St. Louis from Chicago. Simply enter “planes overhead”, and Wolfram|Alpha will provide a list of flights overhead based on your current geoIP location.

Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

Ooops — sorry — Predator drone. Well, we’ll miss you.

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Switched On: No New Wires, One New Caveat

4th October 2011

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Dubbed G.hn, the ITU standard promises up to 1Gbps theoretical throughput, with real-world usage over electrical lines expected to reach between 250Mbps and 400Mbps. If that sounds appealing to you, you’re not alone. Service providers like the idea of G.hn since it allows them more flexibility than previous efforts. In fact, they like it so much that — despite G.hn’s capacity — they have insisted on quality of service standards that could limit or prevent consumers from installing it themselves after they buy adapters from retailers.

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‘Pompeiian Red’ Was Actually Yellow, Fresco Research Finds

3rd October 2011

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Chu Takes Responsibility for a Loan Deal That Put More Taxpayer Money at Risk in Solyndra

3rd October 2011

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They asked if he would take a bullet for the President, and he said ‘Of course!’. I guess that’s what Nobel Laureates do.

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Video: Kawasaki’s Power-Assist Robot Suit Helps Humans Lift Heavy Objects

2nd October 2011

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Researchers Convert Soundwaves into Electromagnetic Energy

2nd October 2011

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Huh — perhaps AlGore really can serve as an alternative to fossil fuels.

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Harvesting ‘Limitless’ Hydrogen from Self-Powered Cells

2nd October 2011

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US researchers say they have demonstrated how cells fuelled by bacteria can be “self-powered” and produce a limitless supply of hydrogen.

Cool.

However, the team added, the current cost of operating the new technology is too high to be used commercially.

Oh … another ‘green’ ‘alternative’ source of energy that will no doubt require massive taxpayer subsidies. Boring….

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Scientists Attempt to Give Spark of Life to All-Synthetic Metal Cells

1st October 2011

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And you think your job is tough….

Tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

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Visual Reference to Computer Ports

1st October 2011

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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Computer Sim Explains Why Hippies Became Extinct

1st October 2011

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Old-time egalitarian societies were just too stable to survive in a dog-eat-dog world, according to Stanford University researchers, a situation which led to them being overrun by the stratified societies which dominate humanity today.

The study used a computer simulation to compare demographic stability and rates of migration for societies that shared everything equally and those that had a class structure with those on top controlling most of the resources.

 The researchers found that, when resources were consistently scarce, egalitarian societies didn’t have the motivation to change their ways because they shared out the pain, but in unequal communities, the have-nots tended to go in search of a better life when things got bad.

If resources fluctuated, the class societies were the ones that were stable because the ruling class always had plenty, so they expanded, while the sharing and caring communities found it hard to adapt and once again stayed as they were.

I hope this isn’t the same computer software they use to do the Global Warming simulations.

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Human ‘alarm clock’ enzyme discovered

1st October 2011

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When your alarm clock doesn’t go off, you can thank a humble enzyme for getting you out of bed, scientists at the Salk Institute reveal in research published today.

Researchers examining the mechanisms that control our sleep have found the chemical reaction that makes us stir abruptly, throw the cat off the bed and stumble blinking into the bathroom.

 They have pinpointed an enzyme called JARID1a which acts as a molecular “bugle call” to our cells, firing them into action, say research team led by Satchindananda Panda and Luciano DiTacchio.

Quick — send a massive supply to Washington.

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Brewing Up Double-Edged Delicacies for Mosquitoes

29th September 2011

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Supported by a grant from the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Dr. Schlein and his research partner Günter C. Müller concocted an array of nectar poisons known as Attractive Toxic Sugar Baits that are easy to make, environmentally friendly and inexpensive.

In tests in Israel and in West Africa, the baits knocked down mosquito populations by 90 percent. Even better, they nearly eliminated older females, the most dangerous mosquitoes. (Only females bite humans, and only mosquitoes that have already picked up malaria, dengue or another disease from one human can inject it with their saliva into another human.)

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Crayons Under the Spectrophotometer

29th September 2011

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All your Crayola questions answered.

Starting with a fresh box of twenty-four Crayola crayons I measured each with an i1 pro spectrophotometer to create a set of spectral power distributions (SPD) of the reflected light. You may not know this, but a spectrophotometer is good for much more than creating screen and printer profiles—for instance, I can tell you with some precision the color of my tongue (and my dog’s).

Well. There it is.

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Self-Serve Checkouts Fading From Grocery Stores

28th September 2011

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Good. I hate those damned things.

When Keith Wearne goes grocery shopping, checking out with a cashier is worth the few extra moments, rather than risking that a self-serve machine might go awry and delay him even more.

Most shoppers side with Wearne, studies show. And with that in mind, some grocery store chains nationwide are bagging the do-it-yourself option, once considered the wave of the future, in the name of customer service.

“It’s just more interactive,” Wearne said during a recent shopping trip at Manchester’s Big Y Foods. “You get someone who says hello; you get a person to talk to if there’s a problem.”

And you provide jobs for young people, partially disabled people, and those on the left side of the bell curve who, let’s face it, don’t have a lot of options.

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Obama’s Approval: Only Carter Did Worse

27th September 2011

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Sarah Dutton of CBS News crunched the numbers from the latest CBS/New York Times poll and found that of the last 6 presidents, only Jimmy Carter had worse CBS/NYT polling numbers at this point in his presidency. His approval is 7 points below his disapproval numbers — a minus 7 overall.

Only Jimmy Carter had a negative number at this point — minus 18.

Obama has the highest disapproval number — 50%. Even Carter’s disapproval was not that high, at 49%.

But hang in there, Barry; you’ve still got a year to go.

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