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Strangers in Our Own Country

3rd September 2010

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Thilo Sarrazin was fired today by the Bundesbank for reporting the truth about Muslim immigrants in Germany. His recently-published book has brought down the wrath of the German establishment upon his head, but all the shunning and condemnation haven’t silenced him.

If you break from the Crust, they call you a flake.

In all countries concerned — whether Britain, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, Denmark or Norway — one makes similar observations about the group of Muslim migrants, namely:

  • Below-average labor market integration;
  • Above-average dependence on welfare benefits;
  • Below-average participation in education;
  • Above-average fertility;
  • Spatial segregation with a tendency towards the emergence of parallel societies;
  • Above-average religiosity with growing penchant for traditional and fundamentalist movements in Islam;
  • An above-average criminality, from “ordinary” violent street crimes to participating in terrorist activities.

In Germany, an army of integration committees, Islam researchers, sociologists, political scientists, organizational representatives and a group of naive politicians work intensively, hand in hand, on trivialization, self-deception and denial of the problem.

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The Queen is not amused by Tony Blair’s indiscretions

3rd September 2010

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“Her Majesty has to be able to talk to her chief minister in confidence, without any sense of trepidation that her words might some day be retailed in a cheap and cheerful volume of memoirs,” one courtier tells me. “No prime minister before has ever done this and we can only hope that it will never happen again.”

Well, try to keep from having cheap politicians as Prime Minister. Good luck with that, when Labor is popular. In the end, it all comes down to the quality of the voters. In a democracy, what rises to the top is as often the scum as the cream.

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How to Fight for the Taliban Without Getting Detained As an Enemy Combatant

3rd September 2010

Medal of Honor, of course. (Can we talk ‘oxymoron’ now?)

The latest installment in the Medal of Honor video game series, scheduled to be released by Electronic Arts next month, is set in Afghanistan and allows players to fight for the Taliban in the online version. That feature has attracted criticism from politicians such as British Defense Minister Liam Fox, who called the game “thoroughly un-British,” and at least one mother of an American soldier killed in Afghanistan, who said it is “disrespectful” to base a game on an ongoing war.

Criticism? Whatever for? It’s just a game! And they can make money with it! What could be more American than that?

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Sheriff says pot dispensaries have become crime targets

3rd September 2010

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Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca on Wednesday took aim at the medical marijuana industry, citing last week’s triple murder in West Hollywood as an example of how enterprising criminals have infiltrated some of the dispensaries.

Baca said the dispensaries have strayed from their original mission — to aid the seriously ill — and are now the target of criminals who see an easy way to make money and get drugs.

“The medicinal marijuana program that voters authorized years ago has been hijacked by underground drug-dealing criminals who are resorting to violence in order to control their piece of the action,” Baca said.

My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Joseph Cao: ‘I love the president’

3rd September 2010

RINOs everywhere.

Of course, Cao is a Republican in an overwhelmingly Democratic district — one he won only because of former Rep. William Jefferson’s numerous scandals. Some say he’s the most vulnerable Republican incumbent. He was the only Republican to vote for the House’s original health-care bill (though he voted against the final legislation). He’s also backed financial reform and a repeal of “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.”

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The problem with the Americans With Disabilities Act

3rd September 2010

John Stossel kicks over a rock.

You own a business, maybe a restaurant. You’ve got a lot to worry about. You have to make sure the food is safe and tastes good, that the place is clean and appealing, that workers are friendly and paid according to a hundred Labor Department and IRS rules.

On top of that, there are rules you might have no idea about. The bathroom sinks must be a specified height. So must the doorknobs and mirrors. You must have rails. And if these things aren’t right—say, if your mirror is just one inch too high—you could be sued for thousands of dollars.

And be careful. If you fail to let a customer bring a large snake, which he calls his “service animal,” into your restaurant, you could be in trouble.

All of this is because of the well-intentioned Americans With Disabilities Act, which President George H.W. Bush signed 20 years ago.

And Bush Senior will burn in Hell for it.

What does it do? The ADA prohibits discrimination against people with disabilities, requiring businesses to provide the disabled “equal access” and to make “reasonable accommodation” for employees. Tax credits and deductions are available for special equipment (talking computers, for instance) and modifying buildings to comply with the accessibility mandate.

The ADA was supposed to help more disabled people find jobs. But did it?

Strangely, no. An MIT study found that employment of disabled men ages 21 to 58 declined after the ADA went into effect. Same for women ages 21 to 39.

How could employment among the disabled have declined?

Because the law turns “protected” people into potential lawsuits. Most ADA litigation occurs when an employee is fired, so the safest way to avoid those costs is not to hire the disabled in the first place.

Whatever the government touches turns to shit. Believe it.

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Economist Christina Romer serves up dismal news at her farewell luncheon

2nd September 2010

Dana Milbank, ordinarily a dependable Voice of the Crust, wanders off the reservation.

Lunch at the National Press Club on Wednesday caused some serious indigestion.

It wasn’t the food; it was the entertainment. Christina Romer, chairman of President Obama’s Council of Economic Advisers, was giving what was billed as her “valedictory” before she returns to teach at Berkeley, and she used the swan song to establish four points, each more unnerving than the last:

She had no idea how bad the economic collapse would be. She still doesn’t understand exactly why it was so bad. The response to the collapse was inadequate. And she doesn’t have much of an idea about how to fix things.

What she did have was a binder full of scary descriptions and warnings, offered with a perma-smile and singsong delivery: “Terrible recession. . . . Incredibly searing. . . . Dramatically below trend. . . . Suffering terribly. . . . Risk of making high unemployment permanent. . . . Economic nightmare.”

This person was Chairman of Obama’s Council of Economic Advisors. After confessing to being totally clueless, she’s off to teach economics at Berkeley. I think it’s time to be afraid.

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Golfer sparks 12-acre fire with shot in the rough

1st September 2010

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A golfer managed to set fire to a course when he accidentally struck a rock with his iron, sending sparks into the Californian rough.

Dangerous game, golf.

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British spy found dead in bath was padlocked into sports bag

1st September 2010

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Well, that certainly sounds suspicious to me….

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Warning on Sony Cameras

1st September 2010

Cringely has had a bad experience.

These are great cameras when they work, but when they don’t work they are simply $7,800 bricks.  Sony clearly doesn’t care about its prosumer customers.  Interestingly you can get customer support on the weekend for Sony’s cheapest consumer camcorder but not for this baby.

Tell a friend.  Tell them that Sony makes fine prosumer camcorders but doesn’t support them worth a damn.  Tell them that Sylvia is a liar.  Tell them to expect to pay $3000 to rent a $7000 replacement camera if they need a repair.

And tell them to do what I probably should have done in the first place, which was stick with Panasonic. ?

I try not to buy Sony when I can help it. My experiences with them have not been … encouraging.

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Freddie Mac’s new Chief Diversity Officer

1st September 2010

Steve Sailer likes to point out where your money is being wasted.

Freddie Mac has named Subha V. Barry to the position of chief diversity officer (CDO). In this position, Barry will lead the company’s newly formed Office of Diversity and Inclusion, with overall responsibility for the combined functions of Diversity and Inclusion and Supplier Diversity. She will be responsible for developing business strategies focused on the needs of a diverse workforce, working closely with other members of Freddie Mac’s senior management team to ensure the company is effectively utilizing diverse talent (both within its employee base and its suppliers), enhance the annual diversity planning process and manage performance against the company’s diversity plans.

Needless to day, Subha Barry is a black female, thereby encapsulating in herself the goals of her office. ‘I’ve achieved diversity, and so can you! Or else!’ (Am I the only one bothered by a quasi-governmental body having a ‘diversity plan’?)

Steve also doesn’t pull any punches when it comes to Crustian fashions:

By the way, Subha V. Barry? Is “Subha” one of those oddly-spelled names that African American schoolgirls make up when they’re pregnant? Or is Subha V. Barry an Indian immigrant riding the Diversity Gravy Train, which most Americans naively think exists to benefit the descendants of American slaves?

Judging from her picture, I think it’s more likely the latter. But these days you can never tell.

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The sanctuary for Newman’s Beatification: the English bishops go for the Scientology look

1st September 2010

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Watch Britain plunge downhill….

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Making Soldiers Fit to Fight, Without the Situps

31st August 2010

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Disgusting. I rather doubt that the Marines make the same choices.

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Plans to combine British and French navies to be discussed in Paris this week.

31st August 2010

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I can hear Nelson spinning in his grave from Texas.

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For Health Care Lobbyists, ObamaCare Is the Gift That Keeps On Giving

31st August 2010

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In his January State of the Union speech, President Obama woefully declared that “each time lobbyists game the system or politicians tear each other down instead of lifting this country up, we lose faith.” But by the following month, The Hill was reporting that “despite his push to rein in special interests, President Barack Obama sparked a boom on K Street.” Lobbyists for the health care industry in particular were given an enormous boost in Washington as the health care bill rolled slowly through Congress and then moved on to the regulatory phase.

How’s that Hope & Change thing working out for ya?

The Crust takes care of its own.

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Eddie Bernice Johnson (D, TX-30) diverted scholarship money to family members.

31st August 2010

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So.  We have a legislator named Eddie Bernice Johnson (D, TX-30), member of the Congressional Black Caucus, and thus one of the people whose responsibility it is to hand out partial college scholarships to worthy recipients.  A worthy project, to be sure: good policy, good politics, good publicity.  There is – sensibly – a non-nepotism rule; and there is – also sensibly – a rule that this money is to be given to students in your district.  But there is apparently no oversight at all over who gets the money, which is why Rep. Johnson was able to use this money gave 15 scholarships to six ineligible kids – four grandchildren and two kids of an aide – and none of them live in the district.  Important point, there: even if grandchildren and children of aides don’t count under the anti-nepotism rule (an argument which the CBC itself rejects), the point of the whole thing is to foster local education.  Rep. Johnson’s defense?  She’s a nine-term Congresswoman who somehow missed the fact that she wasn’t supposed to give CBC scholarships to out-of-district family members.

She’s a female black Democrat politician, a gold-standard victim and member of the Crust, and therefore above criticism.

Please remember this when Rep. Johnson is defended – and she will be.  They’ll talk about her relative lack of personal wealth; they’ll talk about how she at least didn’t actually steal the money; they’ll talk about the relatively small amounts involved; they’ll talk about the need of those kids for those scholarships; and they’ll undoubtedly call people racists for even broaching the subject of yet another member of the CBC who’s involved in shenanigans.  What they won’t do is admit that Rep. Johnson has no right to be defended.  She was given money dedicated to bettering the lives of her constituents.  She instead used it to better the lives of her family and subordinates.

Muslims would understand, because that’s what they’d do. Normal Americans? Not so much.

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They Crawl, They Bite, They Baffle Scientists

30th August 2010

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‘Progressives’? No, bedbugs. (There is a distinction. Trust me.)

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Where is the Sarah Palin of the Left?

30th August 2010

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For all the talk of their support for women, there is no one on a national level doing for liberals what Sarah Palin is doing for conservatives in this election. Who is helping the Democratic women win seats? The highest ranking woman in the Democratic Party? No, Nancy is focused on investigating the Ground Zero Mosque detractors and still trying to sell a health care plan that has already been passed. … Instead of finding better candidates to run against the fresh crop of small government advocates, Nancy Pelosi is cherrypicking the candidates she can throw under the bus this fall.

And don’t get me started with Hillary Clinton.

The problem with women of the Left is that they’re too tightly focused on forcing their way into what they view as the Old Boy’s Club; they don’t realize that, once they’ve forced their way in, it merely makes them Old Boys with boobs.

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Man looking for ‘ghost train’ killed by the real thing

30th August 2010

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Let that be a lesson to us all.

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UK: Jump jets to fall victim to spending cuts

30th August 2010

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Britain is on the verge of being a Scandinavian country with respect to its military.

When you spend (and borrow against) all your tax revenue on free butter, there isn’t anything left for guns.

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Enchantment under the sea: bridal suite beneath the waves at Maldives hotel

30th August 2010

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You, too, can risk having to learn to breathe water.

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Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver’s firm gets cut of 9/11-suit payouts

30th August 2010

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Ground Zero workers are on the hook to pay steep interest on money their lawyers borrowed from a group of investors that include Silver and his law partners, The Post has learned.

Silver’s partners at the Weitz & Luxenberg law firm are top board members of a business that quietly loaned money at 18 percent a year to the law firm representing some 9,800 Ground Zero workers with toxic-illness suits against the city.

New York politicians are corrupt? Whoda thunkit?

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A City in the Cloud: Living PlanIT Redefines Cities as Software

29th August 2010

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‘Forward into the future, Comrades!’ I can see the ghost of Lenin smiling.

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The Neuroscience of The New York Times

29th August 2010

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An examination of the semi-Luddite proclivities of the premier Voice of the Crust.

Is checking your email while you’re waiting in line at the grocery store really hurting your ability to learn?

That’s the basic premise of Matt Richtel’s very popular New York Times story this week, “Digital Devices Deprive Brain of Valuable Downtime.” The article couches its arguments in the language of science, but its actual scientific content is pretty sparse.

And these are the ‘progressives’. Like ‘Democratic Party’, a more entertaining oxymoron has not been seen on this planet for time out of mind.

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Last Refuge of a Liberal

28th August 2010

Freeberg piles on.

But did you notice the other thing all these issues in Krauthammer’s list have in common? Someone needs to be told to go stick it where the sun don’t shine. Someone’s just-plain-bad. The Islamophobes need to learn to live with the Victory Mosque, which they really hate, but that’s a good thing because once it’s there they won’t be able to do anything about it, and they deserve it. They need to suffer because they’re bad people. Ditto for those xenophobes in Arizona, dang it, they deserve to have all those brown people who “aren’t like them” streaming through their fences. I hope they choke on their chewing tobacco over it!

Today’s liberalism is retrograde but natural machismo, repressed through artificial disciplinary techniques and then exploding elsewhere in an uncontrolled and unhealthy way. Go through the list of things liberals do that embarrass them once the wrong people find out about them, but that they can be counted on to do once they’re among friends in a “JournoList” type of setting. It is the same list of things boys do when their hormonal rushes are driving them into that Venturi manifold toward manhood — and when they’re under-supervised.

It’s as if they missed out on the coming-of-age when they were thirteen or so, and are trying to make up for it.

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Western journalist ’embeds’ with Taliban army for first time

27th August 2010

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Hope he doesn’t think that will make him bulletproof.

The journalist, Norwegian Paul Refsdal, says Taliban leader Commander Dawran granted him the access and allowed him to film the enemy soldiers while they attacked a US convoy.

That makes him an unlawful combatant just like them, and subjects him to the standard penalties under international law. He can be summarily executed wherever found.

After Refsdal returned to Kabul, following a US attack upon the Taliban camp, another Taliban fighter “Omar” offered him an opportunity to return two weeks later.

Refsdal returned to Omar but was kidnapped and held hostage for six days. No ransom was paid.

Unfortunately, I doubt that he will learn anything from the experience.

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The last refuge of a liberal

27th August 2010

Charles Krauthammer is fed up.

And promiscuous charges of bigotry are precisely how our current rulers and their vast media auxiliary react to an obstreperous citizenry that insists on incorrect thinking.

— Resistance to the vast expansion of government power, intrusiveness and debt, as represented by the Tea Party movement? Why, racist resentment toward a black president.

— Disgust and alarm with the federal government’s unwillingness to curb illegal immigration, as crystallized in the Arizona law? Nativism.

— Opposition to the most radical redefinition of marriage in human history, as expressed in Proposition 8 in California? Homophobia.

— Opposition to a 15-story Islamic center and mosque near Ground Zero? Islamophobia.

Now we know why the country has become “ungovernable,” last year’s excuse for the Democrats’ failure of governance: Who can possibly govern a nation of racist, nativist, homophobic Islamophobes?

Note what connects these issues. In every one, liberals have lost the argument in the court of public opinion. Majorities — often lopsided majorities — oppose President Obama’s social-democratic agenda (e.g., the stimulus, Obamacare), support the Arizona law, oppose gay marriage and reject a mosque near Ground Zero.

Well, obviously, the only solution is for the government to get a new populace; this one just isn’t working out.

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Tony Hayward refuses to testify in front of Senate committee for second time

27th August 2010

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‘Please, sir, we’d like you to show up for a necktie party.’

‘No, thanks, I think I’ll pass.’

Smart boy.

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New York governor could face perjury charges

27th August 2010

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Judith Kaye, the former chief judge of New York state, said Governor David Paterson “at a minimum” made “inaccurate and misleading” statements when testifying to the New York State Commission on Public Integrity in March.

The governor came under scrutiny after it was revealed he took five free tickets from the New York Yankees to attend the first game of the 2009 World Series.

Maybe it’s just me,  but every time I see the Governor of New York I think of Mel Brooks as Governor Lepetomaine in Blazing Saddles.

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Drunken employee pops cap in server

27th August 2010

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Joshua Lee Campbell, 23, had apparently been enjoying a few liveners with a fellow worker at the Twilight Concert in Pioneer Park, and later nipped back to work to shoot the server with a .45-calibre automatic.

Hey, we’ve all had one of those days….

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Obama Stance on Climate Suit Stuns Allies

26th August 2010

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The Obama administration has riled up environmental groups by siding with big utilities in a lawsuit over whether states can sue power plant operators for contributing to climate change.

It isn’t that the Obama administration is in favor of unfettered emissions. The Department of Justice brief, filed with the Supreme Court this week, says the Environmental Protection Agency is already on the job, and doesn’t need help from private plaintiffs.

So it’s basically a turf war. What’s the point of centralizing government power if some buttinskys try to horn in on it?

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Great Comment on Public Schooling

26th August 2010

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I’ve always thought that collecting adolescents together during the time of life when they are most like primitive tribesmen (genetics isn’t the only area in which ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny) is responsible for much of what is wrong in the world today. Homeschooling kids is really the only sane solution.

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Nine Web Design Horrors

26th August 2010

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Dramamine first, though.

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Toyota Prius to be made noisier

26th August 2010

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Presumably this can be disabled. What a great business opportunity!

The vehicle has long been praised for its green credentials, but its critics fear the almost complete lack of sound it emits when travelling slowly could put pedestrians’ lives at risk.

Let ’em keep a better lookout. Think of it as evolution in action.

I’d want one that sounds like a dog growling. That would make them wake up.

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Denbigh’s Henry Morton Stanley statue ‘celebrates racism’, academics claim

26th August 2010

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Residents of Denbigh, North Wales have commissioned a bronze statue to celebrate the Victorian explorer’s legacy – but 60 academics, authors and campaigners have called for the plan to be abandoned.

Which tells you everything you need to know about ‘academics’ these days.

Stanley’s supporters in Denbigh have raised the £31,000 needed to pay for the bronze monument, after a vote among residents found that a clear majority wanted to commemorate the town’s most famous son.

Whatever Stanley’s personal character flaws, it is an undoubted fact that he was a classic Victorian-era globetrotting British adventurer, who was famous during his lifetime and who would have a guaranteed position in any unbiased history of the period.

The people of the area have decided to erect a monument to this legitimate historical figure. What fargin business is it of ’60 academics, authors, and campaigners’ — i.e. useless people, not one of whom lives in the area — whether they do it or not?

The letter, whose signatories include the Welsh transsexual author Jan Morris and Dr Bambi Ceuppens of the Royal Museum for Central Africa in Belgium, says: “It is impossible to disconnect Stanley, or any other imperialist of the period, from that suffering.”

Oh, those are names that inspire confidence. The distinguishing characteristic of this degenerate modern age is the prevalence of self-righteous assholes who think they have a natural right to stick their noses in other people’s business. (Of course, they’d be the first to scream if someone else tried to do it to them.)

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ObamaCare Threatens College Health Plans

25th August 2010

Megan McArdle is on the case.

Not really a surprise.

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Don’t mention the population

25th August 2010

Steve Sailer points out an inconvenient truth.

Third World population growth is becoming an unmentionable in the press. There’s nothing much more fundamental in human affairs than population, but we talk about it less and less.

This reflects the general anti-reductionist trend in Western thought. As the education level of the elites rise, the popularity of Occam’s Razor seems to decline. Who wants to figure out the simplest way to comprehend how things basically work when it’s better for your career to assert that everything’s very, very complicated, and only an expert like yourself could possibly begin to grasp the complexities of it all?

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Jan Schakowsky (D, IL-09) saves Shorebank after all.

24th August 2010

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Back in May it was reported that the failing, yet politically-connected Shorebank in Illinois was to be bailed out. The bank actually closed last Friday, but was resurrected yesterday and turned into a new bank – one that will of course have no obvious relationship to Rep. Jan Schakowsky (IL-09), who lobbied very strenuously to save Shorebank… even though it’s not based in her district. It is, however, the bank that Schakowsky’s convicted felon husband Robert Creamer used to partially extricate himself from the consequences of his fraud scheme; the bank provided critical assistance to Creamer that allowed him to avoid default – which would have beneficial effects on his sentencing a decade later*. There is a strong whiff of this transaction being part of a quid pro quo – with the latter half being paid off, well, right about now.

It must be part of that old Culture of Corruption that Nancy Pelosi keeps going on about — Oh, wait, she means Republicans….

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Paul Krugman is a Liar?

24th August 2010

Freeberg is on the case.

Mind you, it wouldn’t surprise me.

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‘We’d rather be served by a human than use a bullying self-checkout.’

24th August 2010

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I wasn’t aware that they had these abominations in Britain, as well. Yet another bond forged across the pond.

For the time being, the worst we have to contend with is the self-service check-out. That, though, is bad enough. This model of corporate stinginess seems to have taken root in every supermarket in the country. The people who run supermarkets, of course, insist that the purpose of the self-service check-out is not to save them money, but to save us time by reducing queues.

Well, they could do that by HIRING MORE CHECK-OUT PEOPLE. Surely they could afford a few minimum-wage cashiers for the price of the fancy-pants new equipment? And maybe, you know, provide some jobs for the unskilled? Maybe?

According to a survey published in The Grocer magazine, however, waiting times in queues at Tesco and Sainsbury’s have risen since self-service check-outs appeared. Well, little wonder. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather stand in a queue for 10 minutes to get served by a human than be bullied by a jumped-up calculator with attention deficit disorder.

Hear, hear.

The problem is not just the irritation caused when the thing gleefully refuses to read the barcode I’m trying to scan, or pretends not to recognise the item of fruit I’ve placed on it, or declines to sell me alcohol unless I type in a code I don’t know. The problem is that in order to rectify these many aberrations, a member of staff has to be hovering constantly in the vicinity. Now, forgive me for asking a stupid question, but if these machines are operable only by staff, why not just get staff to operate them? As with, for example, a normal check-out.

Duh.

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Insider’s View: How Grandstanding State Attorneys General Make Life Miserable For Law Abiding Tech Companies

24th August 2010

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Actually, they make life miserable for everybody. I’d love to have a law that bars someone who has been elected state Attorney General from every running for Governor of the same state. Life would be SO much more pleasant.

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“Teen Claims School Violated ADA by Barring Basketball with Service Dog”

24th August 2010

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Next to breaking his pledge on taxes, the ADA is the primary things for which the elder Bush will burn in Hell.

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Egg Recall Roundup: Avoid Runny Yolks, FDA Head Says

23rd August 2010

Never Let A Crisis Go To Waste.

In TV interviews this morning, FDA head Margaret Hamburg urged Congress to pass pending food-safety legislation that would let the agency put in place “preventive controls” rather than waiting for an outbreak to happen and then reacting to it, the Associated Press reports.

‘Scotty, I need more (government) power!’

‘Ah’m legislatin’ as fast as Ah can, Captain! If we push the voters much harder, they’ll blow!’

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Iris Scanners Create the Most Secure City in the World. Welcome, Big Brother

22nd August 2010

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Biometrics R&D firm Global Rainmakers Inc. (GRI) announced today that it is rolling out its iris scanning technology to create what it calls “the most secure city in the world.” In a partnership with Leon — one of the largest cities in Mexico, with a population of more than a million — GRI will fill the city with eye-scanners. That will help law enforcement revolutionize the way we live — not to mention marketers.

Considering the crime problems in Mexico these days, they could probably use it.

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Brussels figures show massive growth in pensions for Eurocrats

22nd August 2010

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Internal estimates, seen by The Daily Telegraph, show huge cost increases as growing numbers of officials in an expanded EU qualify for retirement, often at a younger age than the taxpayers who fund their generous pensions.

Over the next three years alone, the cost of EU civil service pensions is expected to rise by 16 per cent to an annual bill for taxpayers of £1.3 billion.

The purpose of government, as Jerry Pournelle has so famously said, is to hire and pay government workers. This applies even to pretend governments, such as the E.U. and the U.N. Of course, as Margaret Thatcher famously said, the trouble with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.

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Can the Wikileaks Founder Be Prosecuted for Espionage by the US?

22nd August 2010

Read it.

Julian Ku says the answer is yes, under US domestic statutes … if the US can catch him.  The “him” in question is Julian Assange, an Australian living in Sweden.  (The Swedish prosecutor has withdrawn its unrelated rape charge against Assange in apparent embarrassment, and Assange in turn has accused the prosecutor of possibly having been led into a dirty tricks campaign by the Pentagon.)

If the Mossad can do it, I don’t know why we can’t. (Oh, I forgot — the CIA are a bunch of jerk-offs.)

But what of US charges of espionage?  Adam Entous and Evan Perez report at the WSJ of the US government considering such charges .  At Opinio Juris, Ku analyzes the US domestic statute and concludes that the obstacle is not bringing charges under the statute, which does not preclude espionage chargers against a foreign person outside the United States, but instead having physical custody over a defendant.

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Three Ingredients for Murder: Neuroscientist James Fallon on psychopaths and libertarians

21st August 2010

Watch it.

Note the second comment: ‘Neuroscience has some scary connotations when coupled with big government. ? Prehaps mandatory brain scans might occur in the future and people get locked up for pre-crimes. The term “thought criminal” comes to mind. I have no doubt that the majority of neuroscience is benign, but many things are benign until they are used for nefarious purposes by unscrupulous men.’

So demonstrated correlations between certain physical characteristics and crime are somehow leading to ‘nefarious purposes by unscrupulous men’. Yeah, that’s bright.

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The Dangers of Unrealistic Wallet Image

21st August 2010

Read it.

How to hate yourself for not being rich.

And to Sasha’s point, unlike the traditional form of anorexia, the plight of ambitious men doesn’t receive Movie-of-the-Week treatment or its own PSAs. We don’t have a Dove Beauty campaign to show what real men’s finances look like (though perhaps we should–the closest thing is my pal Ramit’s Money Diaries, and even there, the only two male diarists focus on showing how well they’re doing, rather than confessing their financial sins–in marked contrast to the far more numerous female diarists).

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Small Businesses are Not Hiring – Why Should They?

21st August 2010

Read it.

Businesses have a legitimate worry about health care costs, rising taxes, and other artifacts of Obama’s legislation.

On the consumer side, this is not a typical recession. This is a credit bust recession with consumers still deleveraging. With savings deposits yielding close to 0% and with credit card rates over 20%, common sense dictates consumers pay down bills rather than make new purchases. The housing bubble has burst and boomers are headed into retirement with insufficient savings.

That Mr. Fleischer fails to articulate reasons that others agree with is irrelevant. The pertinent fact is he is not hiring.

In other words: It doesn’t matter whether a business owner is right in his reasons for not hiring; the key fact is that he’s not hiring. And unless the government can change his mind, he’s not going to be hiring in the near future. Ponder what the government has done so far to encourage job creation — such as passing out money to local governments so that they can pay government workers, bailing out large financial and manufacturing enterprises, mandating new and expensive entitlements, and increasing the national debt like a balloon vendor at a state fair. What is there in all of this to encourage a small business owner to hire anybody?

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Performing bear mauls man to death at wrestling ringmaster’s house

20th August 2010

Darwin Award.

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