DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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Toyota Prius to be made noisier

26th August 2010

Read it.

Presumably this can be disabled. What a great business opportunity!

The vehicle has long been praised for its green credentials, but its critics fear the almost complete lack of sound it emits when travelling slowly could put pedestrians’ lives at risk.

Let ’em keep a better lookout. Think of it as evolution in action.

I’d want one that sounds like a dog growling. That would make them wake up.

3 Responses to “Toyota Prius to be made noisier”

  1. wheels Says:

    I’d want one with the bad sci-fi “dogfight in space” sounds, myself. Then again, I also have long had a desire to chrome a DeLorean.

  2. Carter Says:

    Ideally, electic cars would have a loudspeaker on the top and a microphone on the dash so the driver could make “Vroom!” sounds with his mouth. The next best option would be this .

  3. Tim of Angle Says:

    I’d be more inclined to say “Boo!”. Or “Hey, get out of my way, moron!” But that’s just me.