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The inmates are in charge of the asylum.
8th February 2019
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Well, it can’t be all that convenient, otherwise more would do it.
Perhaps we could get them to kill Cuomo instead. That would certainly be convenient.
I wonder whether I could get an illegal alien to tag Bill Mahar in return for green-card sponsorship? Hmmmm.
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7th February 2019
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7th February 2019
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The horror! The horror!
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6th February 2019
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Well, I’m glad we cleared that up.
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6th February 2019
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Auj-e Taqaddas was sentenced to six months in prison after footage of the confrontation was shared widely online last year.
Yeah, ‘Auj-e Taqaddas’ sure says ‘British woman’ to me.
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5th February 2019
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You know it’s bad when Chris Matthews is your fact checker. The MSNBC host on Tuesday inadvertently took on this role when his colleague Joy Reid claimed Donald Trump has been talking about the “brown scare at the border.” He hasn’t. Reid was awkwardly forced to admit she made up the quote, saying, “That’s not his exact text.”
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5th February 2019
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The official Twitter account for the Georgia Democratic Party took the time to respond to a satirical website’s mockery of failed Georgia gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams.
The Onion, a well-known satirical website, published an article on Tuesday titled “Guilt-Ridden Stacey Abrams Wondering When She Should Tell Democrats That She Lost Her Election.” The article pokes fun of the fact that Abrams, who lost her bid to become Georgia’s next governor, is still considered a rising star among the Democratic Party.
I’m waiting for her to complete her species-reassignment surgery.
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5th February 2019
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5th February 2019
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Presumably because the poor have done such a great job handling wealth and power so far….
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4th February 2019
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4th February 2019
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Circle the date: Andrew Mitchell worrying about something being too politically correct.
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3rd February 2019
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2nd February 2019
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2nd February 2019
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Hey, if he’s a racist, he MUST be Republican.

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1st February 2019
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1st February 2019
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How about we outlaw fat socialists instead? The world would be a nicer place.
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31st January 2019
David Reich pushes back against proglodyte hate-mongering.
As you know, in the fact-checking process I was sent more than 100 statements of which a very high proportion (more than half) were incorrect. For example, as I mentioned to you in my letter of January 7, 20 of 49 statements presented to me for review on January 2 were incorrect, and 27 of the 36 statements presented to me for review on January 5 were incorrect. The high rate of errors was concerning as it suggested that the narrative based on them might not be supported by a solid set of facts. While a substantial number of these incorrect statements were removed through your fact-checking process, some errors got through, and I am therefore now requesting formal corrections of the following 5 errors that meaningfully affect the article, so it is important to set the record straight on them. (I have also identified additional errors, but those are for the most part smaller, so I am not requesting corrections in those cases.)
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30th January 2019

Matthews Insists Mueller Has a ‘Mandate’ to Find Collusion Because That’s His Job! Well, not exactly.
Susan Collins Is ‘Not Prepared’ To Endorse Trump For 2020 I doubt that Trump is prepared to endorse Collins at any time.
Sen Blumenthal Cites Corsi’s Unverified Claim As Evidence That Trump Campaign ‘Coordinated’ With WikiLeaks Proof? We don’t need no stinkin’ proof!
NYT: Homophobic racist Trump supporters try to lynch gay black TV star in downtown Chicago During a Polar Vortex. Sure, I believe that.
Jussie Smollett’s Trump Derangement Syndrome
Democrats Pick Unpopular Loser to Give Party Reply to Trump’s SOTU Speech
Black players from American football team refused to attend Trump’s fast-food banquet in protest at his ‘racism and divisive politics’
The death penalty is a brutal relic – Britain must seize today’s chance to make that clear to Donald Trump
Lemon, Cuomo Mock Trump For Tweet On Global ‘Waming’ Laugh while you can, monkey boys.
State of the Union: Women to deliver powerful feminist message to Trump by wearing white Hey, we all wish we were white.
Frantic Climate Scientist Response to President Trump’s Latest Troll Tweet
Chris Christie Explains How Trump ‘Blew It’ With Government Shutdown And everybody knows that Chris Christie is smarter at politics than Trump.
Morning Joe Wishin’ and Hopin’ for Nasty Congressional Republican Break from Trump
Maduro Says Trump Wants To Assassinate Him I wouldn’t be surprised. Hell, I want to assassinate him.
Model Admits She Made Up Russian Collusion Story About Trump To Get Out Of Jail
Trump Didn’t ‘Cave’ on the Wall. He’s Advancing in Another Direction. As he does.
CNN Segment Tries To Paint Border Crisis As Hollywood Fiction They should be for it, then, right?
Trump orders ‘several thousand’ more troops to US-Mexico border, costing taxpayers over $600m They had to include the amount so that you wouldn’t mistake this for an actual news piece.
Morning Joe Wonders ‘What Vladimir Putin Has On Trump’ In order to trigger all those Russian sanctions? Whatever it is, it isn’t very effective.
Nellie Ohr Researched Trump’s Kids For Fusion GPS
Is Donald Trump losing even more allies? We hope we hope we hope….
‘Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Fantasy: Trump Has Heart Attack and He’s Going to Hell
Venezuela crisis: Maduro accuses Trump of hiring Colombian mafia to assassinate him That would be clever. I would vote for such a man.
Hollywood Quick to Blame Trump Supporters for Alleged Hate Crime Against Liberal Actor Too good to check.
Co-Founder Of Satanic Temple Lives In Mortal Terror Of Pence Much the best thing I’ve ever heard about Pence.
Daily Beast Endorses Satanic Temple Leader’s Smear of Trump, Pence Democrats: Party of Satan. Pass it on.
Trump administration ‘wrecking ball’ approach to science threatens public health and environment, report warns The assumption here, of course, is that if the government doesn’t pay for science then science will not get done.
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30th January 2019
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Hey, the heat’s gotta go somewhere, right?
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29th January 2019

Want to know which Democrats can actually beat Trump? We don’t have to guess. Yeah, sure, we told you Hillary, and that was wrong, but forget that — this time we’re sure.
Patricia Arquette Explains Why She Thanked Mueller At SAG Awards: We Don’t Want ‘Russian Interference In Our Elections’ I’m curious as to what she think’s Mueller is doing to prevent that.
Proof That Media ‘Fact Checking’ Is First and Foremost Trump-Checking ‘Media fact-checking’ doesn’t check on the Media’s facts, heaven forbid! It’s the Media’s job to check everybody else’s facts! That’s plain as the nose on your face.
Hannity Sends Message To ‘My Conservative Friends That Are Mad At’ Trump Over Shutdown
Trump aide John Bolton reveals notepad reading ‘5,000 troops to Colombia’, as US announces fresh Venezuela sanctions Trump’s training Bolton to troll the ‘media’.
Trump fundamentally confuses climate change link with extreme cold weather: ‘Global Warming? Please come back fast, we need you!’ No, he’s making a joke, which this humor-impaired journalist failed to recognize.
Brennan brays again
Trump Responds To ‘Jaw-Dropping’ Tell-All Book By Former Staffer ‘Who is this guy?’ Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Stephen Colbert Calls Trump The Very ‘Definition Of Insanity’ For Trying To Secure The Border I must have missed hearing where Colbert got his medical degree. My bad.
Morning Joe Begrudgingly Admits Trump Can Be A ‘Likable Guy’ Aliens have kidnapped Joe Scarborough.
UN judge quits The Hague and condemns ‘shocking’ interference by Trump administration
WashPost’s Weigel Gets In Hot Water for Calling Trump Voters ‘Rubes’ in Podcast3
#NeverTrump Journo Leaves Twitter For 30 Days To Get A Hold Of Himself And there’s a lot there to get ahold of.
Most Americans will ‘definitely not’ vote for Trump in 2020, new poll indicates A poll by the Washington Post and ABC News. Remember them? They were among the people who told us it would be Hillary in a landslide.
Stacey Abrams will deliver Democratic response to Trump’s State of the Union address This loser is the best they can do?
Without Any Confirmation, MSNBC Promotes Claim Chicago Attackers Wore MAGA Hats
The Trump presidency is taking its toll…on the once fresh faces of CNN anchors
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29th January 2019
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What could possibly go wrong with the government seizing control of food production and distribution for the public good?
Okay, but I want doctors on the food lines passing out grub. If they want the power, they gotta do the work.
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28th January 2019
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28th January 2019
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Of course. She’s running as the African candidate of the Identity Politics Party.
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28th January 2019
Kevin Williamson gets it wrong.
The institution of U.S. poet laureate is one of the most American things there is.
Actually, it was copied from the British, who liking having such sinecures to pass out, and especially like having an Official Poet to write Official Poetry to glorify the nation and the regime. It is actually an entirely inappropriate thing for an American government to do, and took root only when the central government started feeling imperial.
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28th January 2019
Jonah Goldberg, National Review cuck, punches right yet again.
As Scott Adams has pointed out, the only resemblance between Trump and Occasional-Cortex is their persuasion game, which is a toolbox having no moral component. But Goldberg needs to draw some sort of ‘moral equivalence’ between the two, illustrating that he doesn’t understand either one, because that’s what he’s paid to do.
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28th January 2019
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As for Harris’s campaign strategy, if you’re a man in the Midwest, don’t hold your breath waiting for Kamala to come knocking at your door. Hunt said that Harris is basically writing off that demographic, in favor of appealing to the “coalition of the ascendant.”
A Voice of the Crust praising a functionary of the Crust. Not really news, but a useful reminder.
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28th January 2019
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A Voice of the Crust prog-splains racism in a racist way. Think you know what ‘Asian’ looks like? Ha!
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28th January 2019
Jim Goad lays down a new standard.
The past few years have proven beyond a whisper of doubt to me that truth is not the mainstream media’s first priority—leftist ideology is. Therefore, every time they attempt to whip up hysterical hatred toward the nation’s founding stock, I believe the proper standard should be, “False until proven true.”
I like it.
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27th January 2019
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26th January 2019
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26th January 2019
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26th January 2019
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Peter Hasson at the Daily Caller reported the liberal “fact checking” website Snopes.com acted like it couldn’t find the facts on Native American activist Nathan Phillips lying about serving in Vietnam. Snopes phrased it this way on their home page: “Did Nathan Phillips Falsely Claim He Was a Vietnam Veteran? Nuances frequently get lost amidst social media uproar and hastily filed news reports.”
But it’s Snopes that can’t locate the evidence. They bizarrely rated it “Unproven” that Phillips lied about serving “in theater” in Vietnam.
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25th January 2019
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25th January 2019
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One of the most significant indicators that these are degenerate times is this pandering to children.
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25th January 2019
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‘Don’t commit crimes’? Hey, why didn’t we think of that….
Feel free to commit crimes against Michael Moore. I’m sure he’ll understand.
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24th January 2019
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24th January 2019
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Let’s all break out the violins.
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24th January 2019
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Because they’ve always been so accurate before.
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24th January 2019
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Yeah — let’s just not go there. That wouldn’t help the Narrative at all.
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23rd January 2019
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23rd January 2019
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For sufficiently eccentric definitions of ‘America’.
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23rd January 2019
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Yup, Bill Gates and his crew just PICKED PEOPLE UP and THREW THEM OUT OF THEIR HOMES, just THREW THEM OUT. And don’t get me started on Jeff Bezos….
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22nd January 2019
Stephen Colbert Perfectly Sums Up Trump’s ‘Offer’ To End The Shutdown At least, according to the Narrative.
Fox News’ Chris Wallace Hammers Pence: You Could Open The Government Tomorrow So could Chuck & Nancy; why not ‘hammer’ them?
Trump Brags About His Accomplishments, Gets Hit With Immediate Fact Check More accurately, gets hit with immediate criticism. The Estrogen Post has its own definition of ‘fact check’, and it doesn’t include ‘facts’.
Alyssa Milano: ‘The red MAGA hat is the new white hood’ And a good thing, too, because there aren’t enough actual white hoods around to sustain the Left’s mythology.
Dem. Rep. Hakeem Jeffries: Trump Is ‘The Grand Wizard’
GMA’s Mary Bruce Snarks Trump’s ‘So-Called Compromise’ is ‘Dead on Arrival’ because of…Republicans
President Trump Tweets About Snow… Science “Journalist” Has Meltdown! Film at 11.
Skyrocketing Hispanic Approval of Trump Ignored By Latino TV Networks
Trump told more than 8,000 falsehoods in 2 years, fact checker says At the Washington Post. I wonder what a list of the number of falsehoods told by the Washington Post in 2 years would come to? A bit more than Trump, I’m thinking.
Despite Rescinded Invitation, Trump Moves Toward State Of Union Address At Capitol If he just shows up, what are they going to do? Tell him he can’t come in?
Joy Behar: The Media Jumped To Condemn Covington Teens Because They Hate Trump As does she.
OPINION: Ocasio-Cortez And Trump Have More Similarities Than Meet The Eye Well, they both have teeth.
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22nd January 2019
Ace of Spades does not suffer fools gladly. (Or at all, really.)
National Review is tired of waiting for people to accept their begrudging, compelled apologies, so they’re accepting their own apology now.
You’re welcome.
Oh, and send them money.
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22nd January 2019
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Except that they didn’t. I would be embarrassed to have a Congresswoman so ignorant representing me.
I guess the fact-checkers at the Washington Post were too busy piling on Trump to deal with this.
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22nd January 2019
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As anything that is mostly an anti-Republican hatchet job will. The title tells you everything you need to know.
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22nd January 2019
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Because we all know that such is the main threat to The World Today, right?
I really wish that there were such a thing as ‘Alt-Right Christian Mercenaries’ so that I could go join them.
Ah, well.
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21st January 2019
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21st January 2019
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One of the ugliest characteristics of the DemLegHump Media is that even when a story is demonstrated to be nonsense they keep going on about it as if it were true.
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21st January 2019
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