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Royal wedding: Queen’s composer refuses to watch after being overlooked

20th March 2011

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Sir Peter Maxwell-Davies was looking forward to composing a piece for the event, having been put “on standby” by Buckingham Palace.

Asked whether he would be watching the Royal wedding, he replied: “No.”

The Orkney-based composer said: “I’m fine about it really. My office was contacted and put on standby. I am the Queen’s Master of Music, but nothing was confirmed.”

But after months of waiting he has now accepted that this musical talents will not be required for next month’s ceremony – and yesterday announced that he would boycott the day completely.

I’ve got $5 says the guy’s homosexual.

One Response to “Royal wedding: Queen’s composer refuses to watch after being overlooked”

  1. Cathy Sims Says:

    No bet. My daddy didn’t raise me to take a sucker bet.