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Gold Thief Escapes on Getaway Donkey

13th February 2026

The Telegraph (UK).

A thief used a forklift to break into a jewellery store before fleeing the scene on a getaway donkey, footage showed.

The man, known only as MC, made the escape after robbing a store in Kayseri, central Turkey, on Tuesday.

He was filmed riding through town on the animal after taking goods from the store before being caught and arrested.

At modern prices, worth about $24,000.

Sometimes the old ways are best … when they work. Otherwise, not so much.

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