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Kim Jong-un Chooses Mysterious Daughter as Heir

13th February 2026

The Telegraph (UK).

Kim Jong-un has chosen his teenaged daughter to be his heir, South Korea has claimed.

Seoul’s spy agency told parliament on Thursday that Kim Ju-ae had been selected to lead North Korea when her father dies.

Ju-ae, the only publicly known child of Kim and his wife Ri Sol-ju, has become an increasingly present figure during tightly choreographed official appearances, provoking suspicion that she was being groomed to be her father’s successor.

I wonder whether she’ll need to get a Stalin haircut like her dad.

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