Time to Move to a red State? Know the Signs
27th January 2026
Things in America are getting pretty dicey these days. So dicey, in fact, that people in blue states are starting to wonder if it’s time to evacuate to the safety of more politically conservative places. Knowing when to get out of Dodge is vital.
The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of clear signs that it’s time to move to a red state:….