Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome
5th July 2018
Teen says he was attacked for wearing ‘Make American Great Again’ hat
‘Scarface’ Star Steven Bauer Fears Civil War in Trump Era
I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can’t open jars This is an actual Guardian column.
In show of solidarity with Mexico, sombrero-wearing Lord Mayor Magid Magid bans Trump from Sheffield
Maduro warns Venezuela army over Trump ‘invasion’ plans Not that he could do anything about it.
Andy Dick dragged off stage by Jimmy Kimmel for groping Ivanka Trump in recently revealed video Imagine what would happen if someone did that to one of Obama’s daughters. He’d be swinging from a lamp post.
Awkward Silence Takes Over ‘Morning Joe’ When Scarborough Predicts SCOTUS Nominee
Prof Wishes Students Happy Fourth By Saying She Hopes They ‘Can Find Something To Celebrate’
London Mayor Approves Giant Blimp Of Trump In A Diaper To Fly Over London During President’s UK Visit America isn’t the only country where arrested adolescents get elected to political office, apparently.
Texas Bar Fired Man Who Ran Off With Teen’s MAGA Hat And Threw Drink At Trump Supporters
CNN Commentator Condones Assault On 16-Year-Old Teen In MAGA Hat Of course he does — because TRUMP!
Chelsea Handler Apologizes to World: ‘Sorry About Our President’ And he’s sorry about you too, Chelsea.
MSNBC: Trump Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Make Court Pick While Under Investigation But he’s not under investigation. Mueller specifically said that he wasn’t under investigation. These people need to dig the #### out of their ears.
CNN’s Stelter: Trump Is ‘Poisoning The American People’