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Archive for September, 2019

South Africa Calls on Sociologists and Psychologists to Help as Crime Stats Show 58 People Killed Every Day

12th September 2019

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This is what happens when Africans run your country.

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San Marino Seizes $19m From Congo Dictator Who Spent $100,000 on Crocodile Shoes

12th September 2019

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The money funded a lavish lifestyle for the president and his circle, with €114,000 spent on crocodile skin shoes, €2.3 million splurged on watches, and hotel stays in Paris that cost up to €11,000 a night.

 

The French-trained former paratrooper has been dogged by corruption allegations, with accusations that he plundered state finances in order to buy cars and expensive homes in France.

This is what happens when Africans run your country.

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Flight to Cancun Had to Be Diverted to Ireland After Pilot Spilt Coffee Over the Control Panel

12th September 2019

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Sometimes the magic works, and sometimes it don’t.

Imagine expecting Cancun when you step off the plane and getting Ireland instead. Bummer.

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The Adrenaline Rush Is a Medical Myth, New Studies Reveal

12th September 2019

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Imagine my disappointment.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Apologizes to Illegal Immigrants ‘On Behalf of the United States Of America’

12th September 2019

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And I’d like to apologize to the United States for Alenxandria Occasional Cortex.

In a rightly-ordered society, such twits would neither be elected to a legislature nor feel that they had some right to speak for the entire country.

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Revealed: You Know How Rush Limbaugh Talks About “Seminar Callers”? Turns Out They’re Real — Employed by a Joint Clinton-DNC Effort

12th September 2019

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Eventually we might learn that all the Concerned Christian Conservatives agitating for Barack Obama in 2008 were, as strongly, strongly suspected, hired by David Axelrod to interfere with the election.

As Instapundit noted, if this were a right-wing effort to flood the channels of public discourse with fake, paid political advertisements (and shouldn’t these be classified as advertisements, and disclosed as such, as required by federal elections law?), the media would be shrieking about this with Russia Conspiracy Theory level hysteria.

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Chelsea Handler: ‘I Want to Know How to Be a Better White Person’

12th September 2019

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Got the solution: Convent.

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Chick-fil-A Opens For First Time in Brooklyn. Red Velvet Rope Is Needed for the Long Line Out rhe Door Before 7 AM

12th September 2019

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Guess the proles in New Yawk aren’t as woke as the DemLegHump Media would have you believe.

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Government Orders Google to Let Employees Express Unpopular Political Views

12th September 2019

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In what appears to be a huge victory for Google employees who don’t ascribe to the ultra-liberal Silicon Valley monoculture, the National Labor Relations Board has reached a settlement with Google over complaints that the search giant punishes employees for speaking out on political and workplace issues that don’t comport with the company’s agenda.

Well, let’s see how long that lasts.

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Tesla Model S Spotted at Nurburgring Reportedly “Broke Halfway Through a Lap”

12th September 2019

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After Porsche announced that its 750 HP Taycan EV, being dubbed a “Tesla-killer”, had set a 7:42 time at the Nurburgring, Elon Musk quickly Tweeted out that the Model S would be there the “next week” to make a run of its own.

With results as you might expect.

Elon Musk isn’t Tony Stark, he’s Justin Hammer.

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Thought for the Day

12th September 2019

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7 Dem Debate Questions Jorge Ramos Won’t Ask

12th September 2019

Michelle Malkin.

These are the rules of the militant open borders media: If you are a self-declared Donald Trump-hating “activist journalist” who works for an ethnic separatist TV network that unapologetically elevates illegal immigrants over American citizens, you get to be a “moderator” at the next Democratic presidential candidates’ debate. Case in point: Univision’s Jorge Ramos.

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Voters Don’t Like Democrats, Either

12th September 2019

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It is no shock that most Americans, most of the time, disapprove of politicians and political parties. Thus, the task of a party is not to be universally beloved, but rather, not to be disproportionately disliked.

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Hair-Touching Alert

12th September 2019

Steve Sailer.

In Slate, a 5,000 world article by a black woman with dyed blonde hair about how anti-whiteness white lady Robin DiAngelo may claim to be anti-white but she is really just a huge Becky….

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McDonald’s Is to Replace Human Servers With Voice Gen in Its US Drive-Throughs

11th September 2019

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What? You mean I don’t have to try to understand a Mexican or Pakistani accent over a horrible PA system any more?

UPDATE: McDonald’s To Replace More Humans With Drive-Thru AI

 

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California Approves Statewide Rent Control

11th September 2019

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No doubt because it did such a great job of making New York City so unaffordable.

Hey, y’all, plenty of cheap nice housing in Texas.

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Media Blacks Out Abortion Industry Admissions of Baby Body Part Trafficking and Kamala Harris’ Abuse of Power

11th September 2019

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As the second week of preliminary criminal hearings against undercover journalists David Daleiden and Sandra Merritt continue to reveal gruesome admissions of baby body part trafficking in a San Francisco court, mainstream media outlets remain uncharacteristically silent about an important First Amendment case.

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

11th September 2019

ABC, NBC Falsely Suggest Trump Called Fleeing Bahamians ‘Very Bad People’

NYT: CIA Extracted Kremlin Spy From Russia Because Of Media Reports, Not Trump

‘Tomorrow, You’re Going To See Headlines’: Trump Takes Direct Aim At Media Critics With ‘Extra Term’ Joke

BUSTED: CNN, WashPost Peddled Deceitful Hate Crime Stat Smearing Trump

Trump Derangement Syndrome Infects The News Cycle Again

Report: Study Linking Trump Rallies To Hate Crimes Debunked

CIA Crushes CNN’s Latest Trump-Russia Conspiracy Theory

Politifact’s Gaslighting on Trump, Northam, and Abortion

Trump ‘Scotlandgate’ Air Force Story Crushed By NYT Report Of Long-Standing Lodging Deal

Whoopi on Trump’s Bahamas Comments: “How Do You Not… Say This Is Racial?’  Easy: This is not racist.

Liberal Civility: D.L. Hughley Uses ‘Retard’ Slur Against Trump

WaPo Alters Story Angle On Trump Census Data Four Times, Burying The Administration’s Successes

CNN Guest Says Trump Could Help More Republicans Win If He’d Just Golf For A Year

Trevor Noah: Axed Taliban Meeting Shows Trump Is a ‘Pu*** A** Bi***’  Proof positive that you can dress a mulatto up in a suit and send him to a fancy college but when the chips are down his inna gansta will still come out.

Brian Stelter Mocked for Lame ‘Gotcha’ Tweet on Trump Rally Weather

Broke-Brained Trump Critics Exhibit More Signs of Mental Illness

Ahead of Debate, ABC Thrills: ‘Democrats Would Trounce’ Trump Uh, no.

COVFEFE Act

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

11th September 2019

World Meteorological Organization Chief Castigates Climate Alarmists: “It’s Not The End Of The World”

Emails Reveal Role Michael Bloomberg’s Climate Crusaders Are Playing In Maryland’s AG Office

Temperatures In The Pacific Ocean Have Shot Up To Dangerous Levels, And Scientists Are Blaming A “Strange Anomaly”  Can Godzilla not be far behind?

BBC: Solar panels: Thousands of customers complain

Plastic Apocalypse: Dangerous Microplastics Now Turning Up In Human Stool   Wake me up when a human dies because of microplastics.

Armstrong: Climate Change Has Been A Routine Scare Tactic Since The 1930s

MSNBC Regular Tiffany Cross: Maybe Donald Trump Is a ‘Secret Muslim President’

1000 Amazon Employees Threaten Strike over Lack of Climate Action

CBS Touts ‘Panic’ Agenda of Teen ‘Climate Warrior’: ‘Push’ World Leaders ‘Against the Wall’

‘Wake The F–k Up’: Eco-Obsessive James Cameron Freaks out About Climate Change

New Yorker Contributor Abandons Hope, Claims ‘Climate Apocalypse’ Is Inevitable

Once Again, Climate Warriors Rescued From Their Ship Trapped In Polar Ice

Polar bear books for kids and young adults are the perfect antidote for climate anxiety

Polish armed border guards smash windows of Greenpeace’s Rainbow Warrior with sledgehammers

Buildings should be made out of hemp and wool to cut carbon emissions, National Farmers’ Union says

Lake found at 11,000 feet in the Alps proves climate change is real

Climate Scientists Look to Poor Countries to Fund Geoengineering

Critique of “Propagation of Error and the Reliability of Global Air Temperature Predictions”

Can we still prevent an apocalypse? What Jonathan Franzen gets wrong about climate change

 

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UK: Student Had to Have Testicle Removed After 5 Different GPs Missed Signs of ‘Medical Emergency’

11th September 2019

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The 20-year-old, identified only as Ryan, awoke one morning to an “intense pain” in his right testicle and lower abdomen.

Around 8:00am he called NHS 11, triggering a chain of missed signs and wrong diagnoses eventually resulting in emergency surgery and the loss of his testical – six days after he first sought help.

How about that GREAT government-provided health care? Don’t you wish we had a system like that in the U.S.?

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Chinese Scientists Try to Cure One Man’s HIV With Crispr

11th September 2019

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For the first time, a patient got treated for HIV and cancer at the same time, with an infusion of gene-edited stem cells. The results? Mixed.

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Malaria Breakthrough as Scientists Find ‘Highly Effective’ Way to Kill Parasite

11th September 2019

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I’m surprised to find this in the Guardian. A highly effective way to kill parasites puts their entire readership and certainly their staff in mortal danger.

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How to Survive a Grizzly Encounter

11th September 2019

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

I doubt you’ll find many grizzlies at 42nd and Broadway in NYC, but that location has it’s own dangers.

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This Is Why So Many Americans Are Deathly Afraid of Going to the Hospital

11th September 2019

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What you are about to read in this article is likely to make you very angry. Once upon a time, the primary mission of our hospitals was to help people, but today they have become vicious financial predators. Many Americans try very hard to avoid visiting the hospital because of what it might cost, but if an emergency happens there is no choice. They often get us when we are at our most vulnerable, and they never explain to us in advance how much their services will actually cost. And then eventually when the bills start arriving we discover that they have charged us 30 dollars for a single aspirin or “$2,000 for a $20 feeding tube”. It is a giant scam, but they have been getting away with it for decades, and so they just keep on doing it. And many hospitals go after those that are not able to pay their ridiculous bills extremely aggressively.

I recently had a negative experience at a hospital. The whole attitude is that the patient’s time is of ABSOLUTELY NO VALUE. You just have to set there and wait for them to get around to telling you what is going on, and pay whatever it is they decide to make you pay. They tell you it’ll be an hour and four hours later you’re still waiting? Too bad.

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Married Man’s Death During Sex on Business Trip Ruled a ‘Workplace Accident’

11th September 2019

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I am not making this up.

A married man who died of a heart attack after having sex on a business trip in France was ruled to have been the victim of a workplace accident — making his company financially responsible, according to reports.

Engineer Xavier X was found dead in his hotel room in Meung-sur-Loire shortly after having sex with a local woman he’d just met, according to the Times of London.

Lawyers for his bosses at the Parisian railroad construction company TSO insisted he was not performing duties when he had the heart attack — blaming the “adulterous sex act that he had had with a complete stranger,” according to the report.

But appeals court judges ruled that an employee on assignment “is entitled to their employer’s protection for the duration of their mission … whether or not the accident takes place as part of a professional activity or as an act of normal life,” the report said.

That’s going to make for some pretty interesting expense reports.

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Asian Stainless Steel Soup Spoons

11th September 2019

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These make good weapons in a pinch.

After the Fall of Civilization, these can easily be turned in to excellent arrowheads.

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Watch US Jets Drop 40 Tons of Bombs on ISIS-“Infested” Island in Iraq

11th September 2019

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It’s a beautiful sight.

When I was a kid in the 1950s they commonly had programs on daytime TV about army operations and historical appreciations of WWII and the Korean war. I could sit and watch them blow stuff up for hours.

YouTube is almost as good but you’ve got to hunt around for it. (You want to watch the Javelin anti-armor missile in operation.)

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9th Circuit Court Hands Trump a Big Victory on Asylum Fight

11th September 2019

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The San Francisco-based 9th Circuit late Tuesday night rolled back a decision a federal judge made. U.S. District Judge Jon Tigar, appointed by former President Barack Obama, had reinstated a nationwide ban against Trump’s new asylum policy Monday, but the appeals court put the policy back into place.

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It’s Not a Mystery Why America’s Biggest Cities Are Losing Population

11th September 2019

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Chicago has been losing people for years now, but Los Angeles and New York City have also found themselves on the decline. Both cities had been seeing domestic outmigration (people moving out of the city to other parts of the country) for several years, but foreign immigration into the two cities have long made up for it.

But new census data show that Los Angeles County is seeing a net loss of about 13,000 folks, and New York’s Bronx, Kings, and Queens counties (all containing parts of New York City) have seen a combined net loss of about 40,000 people, based on census data released back in April.

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ICE Sends Illegal Immigrant to Detention Center for Deportation After He Invites Them to Town Hall

11th September 2019

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I guess he expected them to respond like Democrats.

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Uber, Lyft Workers Expected to Win Benefits Battle in California

11th September 2019

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And they’ll party like its 1999 until most of them lose their gigs because the companies can’t afford to ’employ’ them all because of raised costs.

I wouldn’t be surprised if one or both of the companies just took a look at the numbers, realized they can’t make a profit under these new regulations, and just shut up shop in the state, throwing all of the snowflakes out of work. That would really be a win, wouldn’t it? Certain for the businesses that Uber and Lyft are ‘disrupting’; those people would really party. And the snowflakes would be sitting on the curb with empty pockets saying to themselves “Wait a minute — I thought we won.”

UPDATE: Uber lays off 435 people  And so it starts.

UPDATE: Uber’s Layoffs Continue As Cost Cutting Reigns At The Former Unicorn King

 

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Thought for the Day

11th September 2019

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11 Survival Tricks to Keep You Safe in the Woods

11th September 2019

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

Being a werewolf is my number one choice. But that apparently didn’t make the cut.

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‘Game-Changing’ Immunotherapy Cancer Drug Boosts Survival Rates Five-Fold

11th September 2019

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Patients with advanced lung cancer were far more likely to be alive after five years, compared with those given standard chemotherapy.

The immunotherapy drug nivolumab, which is used for several cancers, works by blocking a protein that stops the immune system attacking cancer cells.

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The Latest College Lunacy: Correct English Grammar Is ‘Racist’

11th September 2019

Walter Williams.

Just when we thought colleges could not spout loonier ideas, we have a new one from American University.

They hired a professor to teach other professors to grade students based on their “labor” rather than their writing ability.

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What Is Socialism?

11th September 2019

John Hinderaker at Power Line takes a shot.

The meaning of “socialism” has evolved; or, one might say, it is flying under a false flag. When Democratic politicians advocate socialism, they don’t talk about North Korea, Soviet Russia, Albania, Cuba (anymore) or Venezuela (anymore). Rather, they talk about Sweden, Denmark and Norway–countries that are not, in fact, socialist. One might conclude that they just want a slightly larger welfare state–accompanied, although they never say this, by a less progressive tax system and often more business-friendly policies.

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Liberals Haunted by Social Media Tactics They Use Against the Right

11th September 2019

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The people who have made an industry out of destroying ordinary people’s lives over old social media posts and out-of-context comments are very upset that it’s happening to them. The New York Times, clearly worried by the recent exposure of blatantly anti-Semitic tweets posted by one of its reporters, and clearly worried that even more embarrassing material is in reserve, tried to stop the hemorrhaging with a rambling article demonizing the independent journalists who uncovered the tweets.

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[Notorious Racist] Trump Praises Historically Black Colleges, Saying Nation Owes Them ‘Profound and Enduring Debt’

10th September 2019

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As, indeed, they do.

The United States “owes a profound and enduring debt of gratitude” to its historically black colleges and universities, President Donald Trump said in an address Tuesday, at which he announced new support from his administration for the institutions.

“Previously, federal law restricted more than 40 faith-based HBCUs and seminaries from fully accessing federal support for capital improvement projects,” Trump told the audience at the National Historically Black Colleges and Universities Week Conference in Washington, D.C.

Sure sounds like a thorough racist to me.

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Occam’s Butterknife

10th September 2019

Steve Sailer.

From the New York Times Magazine, an article about how colleges are biased in favor of lazy white boys and discriminate against amazing hard-working black and Latino Women of Color. That’s why Silicon Valley is full of indolent white boys making huge amounts of money in easy jobs like starting their own businesses, while amazing black women and Puerto Rican men have to take on life’s greatest challenges, such as being a college admissions staffer or writing op-eds about how society should pay more attention to their hair.

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Dem Congressman Joe Cunningham’s Wife Outraged Obamacare Won’t Cover Couple’s Marriage Counseling

10th September 2019

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I guess she things that single payer is already here.

UPDATE: She’s Crazy and Married to a Democrat

 

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Thought for the Day

10th September 2019

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Today in Trump Derangement Syndrome

9th September 2019

Sen. Coons Okay With Trump Negotiating With Taliban, But Critiques His ‘Abrupt Decisions’

Axios Reporter: Please Say Trump Will ‘Repeal Your Health Care Without a Replacement’

Trump Criticizes Chrissy Teigen For Having A ‘Filthy’ Mouth — She Calls Him A ‘P*ssy A*s B**ch’ In Response  It take a lot to be more rude than Trump.

Campaign 2020: TV’s War Against Trump Leaves Little Time for Dems

Morning Mirror: Journos Lavish One Another With Praise After Trump’s Biting Tweetstorm

Biden Compares Trump To Segregationist Governor George Wallace — Though Biden Has Praised Him In The Past

George Soros Has Donated A Fortune Fighting Trump’s Immigration Agenda, New Book Alleges

CNN’s Brian Stelter Says Reporters Are Letting Trump Off Easy After ‘SharpieGate’

Jerry Nadler, Democrats Are Playing Every Card They Have To Impeach Trump  And if you squint really hard you might just catch a glimpse of something that looks like a card.

Nets Bury Kamala Harris Laughing at ‘Retard’ Insult Against Trump

Conservative Guest Torches Media Coverage of Sharpiegate, Leaves MSNBC Host Flat-Footed

Bruce LeVell Debunks Trump Is A Racist Narrative

Democratic Presidential Candidates Sound Off On Donald Trump  Boooorrrriiiinnnngggg….

 

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Today in Global Warming Hysteria

9th September 2019

Common Sense versus Climate Hysteria

Ship with Climate Change Warriors caught in ice, Warriors evacuated

Nuclear power station could destroy wildlife haven I’ve loved since childhood  “could” but won’t.

Bill Gates Is Funding a Chemical Cloud That Could Put an End to Global Warming

What if We Stopped Pretending the Climate Apocalypse Can Be Stopped?

NBC Announces New ‘Climate Unit’ and ‘Climate in Crisis’ Series  Cue scary music.

Climate Crisis! Companies are Investing Big in New Oil Fields  They may be crazy but they ain’t stupid.

Behar Scolds Republican: Trump’s Economy ‘Not Good’ If It’s At ‘Expense of Environment!’

Liberal Amazon faces Walkout from Employees over Climate Change  You can never be so woke that someone else isn’t more woke than you.

Swedish Student Tells People Not To Be Hopeful About Climate Change, But To ‘Panic’ Instead  After all, you don’t get any attention for advising calm.

Amazon Employees Pledge to Walk Out as Part of Global Climate Strike  You mean I may have to go into an actual store? Whoa….

New Yorker: We Can’t Prevent the Climate Apocalypse  So shut up about it already.

Surprise! The Left is Now Pressuring Google To Stop Even Linking Climate Skeptic Blogs and News Sources

USA Today Assails Natural Gas, Omits Links to Bloomberg, Steyer

 

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Napping Twice a Week Could Be Key to a Healthy Heart, Scientists Find

9th September 2019

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Got it nailed.

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After 150 Years, Heinz Finally Told Us the Best Way to Pour Ketchup

9th September 2019

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If, of course, that’s what you want to do.

I always use those little plastic packets (available for free from any fast-food restaurant), laying them carefully on the table and using a Xacto knife to put a small nick in one end. Then you hold it over the food with the nick toward the food, put two fingers on either side of the packet, and slowly run your fingers from the top to the bottom, neatly extracting the sauce.

Or you can just put them on the table and slam them with your fist. If you hold your hand correctly all of the sauce will go on your companions instead of yourself. This is especially handy when faced with armed assailants.

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Insane Guy Shouting He’ll Buy Back Your Stuff With Your Own Money Becomes Popular Democratic Candidate

9th September 2019

Babylon Bee.

An insane man who is known for stumbling through the streets of Troutdale shouting at people that he’ll buy back things from them that he never owned after he takes money from them that he does not possess has become one of the leading candidates in the 2020 presidential election.

I’m sure this is a satire on one of the current Democrat candidates but I can’t for the life of me figure out which one.

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No, the KKK Hasn’t Taken Over Arkansas (and Never Trust the SPLC Anyway)

9th September 2019

The Other McCain does the reporting that American ‘journalists’ just won’t do.

Let’s start with the Klan kook: Thom Robb calls himself the “national director of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan.” Robb lives about 10 miles from Harrison and his “Knights” receive mail at a post office box in Harrison, which gives the town a dot on the SPLC “hate map.”
This reflects a problem I’ve addressed at The American Spectator (“Another Dot on the ‘Hate Map’,” Feb. 22), where the SPLC targets entire communities as “hate” locations based on dubious claims, in order to create an exaggerated sense of menace for fund-raising purposes. By the standards of the SPLC, just about every Baptist church in America could be designated an “anti-LGBT hate group,” and if hate groups are everywhere, what’s the point of all those dots on the map?

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Michael Flynn Tells House Intel Democrats to Pound Sand Over Testimony and Documents

9th September 2019

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Some good news for a change.

Former National Security adviser Michael Flynn is refusing to cooperate with the Democrat-controlled House Intelligence Committee’s demand for testimony and documents, according to Politico, citing a Monday letter by Chairman Adam Schiff (D-CA).

 

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Floundering Gillette Shows the Dangers of ‘Woke’ Capitalism

9th September 2019

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Business executives are as prone to fashion trends as teenage girls. Unfortunately, their mistakes cost their shareholders quite a bit (not themselves, though).

Procter & Gamble’s latest revenue report shows the multinational corporation is doing just fine. One of its blue chip brands, however, is not. The consumer goods company took a serious financial shave on Gillette, announcing an $8 billion non-cash write-down on the world’s leading shaving brand, which P&G purchased for $57 billion in 2005.

In a rightly-ordered society, whoever came up with this lame-ass ad campaign would be thrown out in the street. But that society is not this society.

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Democratic Candidate Andrew Yang ‘Peeling Off’ Trump Supporters With $1,000 Universal Income Pledge

9th September 2019

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“The pundits were wrong! You CAN buy votes with other people’s money! Are these people stupid or what?”

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