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Toyota decrees the plural of ‘Prius’ is ‘Prii,’ your Latin teacher looks on admonishingly

21st February 2011

Engadget has the skinny.

They are to be called Prii — not Priuses, not Priuples, not Boring Cars. Just Prii. Remember it.

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UK: Gay hotels investigated for breaching equality laws

21st February 2011

The biter bit.

I predict that a Politically Correct conclusions will be arrived at, that they’re no problem.

Still, the fact that they’re even being looked into is sufficiently odd as to be news.

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Spanish nun expelled from order over Facebook usage

19th February 2011

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Yet another reason to stay away from Facebook.

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Map: Where Americans Are Moving

17th February 2011

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This interactive map is very cool.

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Baldness cure is no reason to quit a’stressin

17th February 2011

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Mice get all the good stuff.

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Want To Buy Into A Hollywood Movie? Now You Can

16th February 2011

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I want to invest in a movie where Brad Pitt gets the snot beat out of him. For real. Sign me up.

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Perligata: Perl in Latin

15th February 2011

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Turns out an inflected language is the bee’s knees for programming.

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The Smartphone Wars: Nokia shareholders revolt!

15th February 2011

Eric Raymond peeks behind the curtain.

A group of Nokia shareholders is planning an attempted coup at the May 3rd general meeting. They want to start by firing Elop and his henchmen, then reframe the Microsoft tie-up as a tactical play for the U.S. market, then put the company fully behind MeeGo as their bid for the smartphone future.

Interesting times in Finland.

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Stuxnet blitzed 5 Iranian factories over 10-month period

15th February 2011

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The researchers discovered three or possibly four versions of Stuxnet. The first was completed just 12 hours before the first successful infection in June 2009. They guess that it was the result of an malware-tainted email that was opened, or a booby-trapped USB device that was connected to a computer.

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Amazon Announces It’s Leaving Texas In Tax Dispute; Governor Blames Comptroller, Says He’ll Fix

14th February 2011

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‘Oh, wait, you mean they were serious!? SHIT!’

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Search begins for giant new planet

14th February 2011

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If you grew up thinking there were nine planets and were shocked when Pluto was demoted five years ago, get ready for another surprise. There may be nine after all, and Jupiter may not be the largest.

The hunt is on for a gas giant up to four times the mass of Jupiter thought to be lurking in the outer Oort Cloud, the most remote region of the solar system. The orbit of Tyche (pronounced ty-kee), would be 15,000 times farther from the Sun than the Earth’s, and 375 times farther than Pluto’s, which is why it hasn’t been seen so far.

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Stuck on a Swiss mountain? There’s an app for that

14th February 2011

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Presumably it won’t make you slip on the ice and fall 1300 feet to your death.

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Wireless world is ready to unveil alternatives to unsightly towers

14th February 2011

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As cell phones have spread, so have large cell towers — those unsightly stalks of steel topped by transmitters and other electronics that have sprouted across the country over the past decade.

The wireless industry is now planning a future without them, or at least without many more of them. Instead, it’s looking at much smaller antennas, some tiny enough to hold in a hand. These could be placed on lampposts, utility poles and buildings — virtually anywhere that has electrical and network connections.

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Australians have been warned to stay away from cassowaries on the hunt for food after their habitat was destroyed by Cyclone Yasi.

11th February 2011

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Probably good advice. They sound pretty mean.

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Root molecular cause of declining health in the old found by scientists

11th February 2011

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Well, they’re from Harvard, so I’ll want independent confirmation.

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DARPA’s Mind-Controlled Prosthetic Arm Could Be on the Market in Four Years

10th February 2011

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SkyNet, here we come….

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Superheroes and International Law

9th February 2011

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UK: Doner kebab saves bloke’s life

9th February 2011

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James Hobbs was attacked in Highbridge on 15 January after he popped out to Tasty Bitez for some meaty goodness. He suffered a deep cut across the throat, but “held the wrapped £3.40 takeaway to his neck for several minutes” until his cousin could provide a towel to stem the flow of blood.

Be prepared.

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CDMA Verizon iPhone 4 contains GSM chip

8th February 2011

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The Verizon iPhone 4 contains a radio chip capable of connecting to both CDMA and to GSM networks, a detailed autopsy of the device has revealed.

The take-apart was conducted by iFixit.com and exposed the presence of Qualcomm’s MDM6600 chip, a part that supports both types of cellular technology when connected to appropriate antennae.

Naturally, the Veriphone’s integrated aerial is tuned to CDMA, but there’s technically nothing to stop Apple incorporating a second, GSM-tuned antenna too, allowing it to produce a single handset capable of connecting to either network.

Oh ho ho….

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Apple Points Customers to Mac App Store, Phasing Out Boxed Software in Stores

7th February 2011

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Don’t blame them. Inventory is much easier when it’s bits on a server rather than boxes on a shelf.

Oh, hey, wow, maybe we could do that with books….

(I’m REALLY glad I own Apple stock.)

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OpenGovernment.org connects state government to citizens

7th February 2011

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Ultraviolet light reveals how ancient Greek statues really looked

4th February 2011

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Original Greek statues were brightly painted, but after thousands of years, those paints have worn away. Find out how shining a light on the statues can be all that’s required to see them as they were thousands of years ago.

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President Carter named in $5 million lawsuit over his “Palestine” book

3rd February 2011

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More than four years after its publication, five disgruntled readers have filed a class-action lawsuit against President Jimmy Carter and his publisher, Simon & Schuster, alleging that his 2006 book “Palestine Peace Not Apartheid” contained “numerous false and knowingly misleading statements intended to promote the author’s agenda of anti-Israel propaganda and to deceive the reading public instead of presenting accurate information as advertised.”

Wonder if we could sue the Obamassiah for impersonating an American.

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The evolution of regionalisms on Twitter

3rd February 2011

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Postings on Twitter reflect some well-known regionalisms, such as Southerners’ “y’all,” and Pittsburghers’ “yinz,” and the usual regional divides in references to soda, pop and Coke. But Jacob Eisenstein, a post-doctoral fellow in CMU’s Machine Learning Department, said the automated method he and his colleagues have developed for analyzing Twitter word use shows that regional dialects appear to be evolving within social media.

Hey — tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.

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Metagames: Games About Games

2nd February 2011

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Over the last few years, I’ve been collecting examples of metagames — not the strategy of metagaming, but playable games about videogames. Most of these, like Desert Bus or Quest for the Crown, are one-joke games for a quick laugh. Others, like Cow Clicker and Upgrade Complete, are playable critiques of game mechanics. Some are even (gasp!) fun.

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Modder adds FPS-style ammo counter to automatic weapon

1st February 2011

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Michael says that he’s already gotten so many requests for one that he’s planning on putting it into production.

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Unseen photographs of 1939 excavation of Sutton Hoo discovered

1st February 2011

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Over 700 new pictures of the hugely important 1939 archaeological dig in Suffolk were dropped off at the National Trust visitor centre by a mystery donor.

The pictures were taken by two female teachers who were amateur photographers and were on holiday in the area.

When experts opened the albums they were stunned by the colour images of the excavation of the grave believed to be that of the Anglo Saxon king Raedwald.

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Err, Call Me: Vumber Gives You Throw-Away Phone Numbers For Dating, Work

1st February 2011

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We have the technology.

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NAVY SEALs getting fancy LCD sunglasses, will surely show up as DLC in next SOCOM game

1st February 2011

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The Office of Naval Research TechSolutions department has delivered the first 30 sets of what it calls Fast-Tint Protective Eyewear (FTPE). They can change tint automatically based on exterior light, much like currently available prescription glasses, but thanks to their LCD construction can go from dark to clear in just a half-second. This means a SEAL squad could blow a door and infiltrate a room without having to ask the terrorists to hold their fire while everyone takes off their shades.

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Small nuclear plants an option for future state energy needs

1st February 2011

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GOOD LUCK getting anything past government regulators.

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Google Docs morphs into once and future ‘GDrive’

1st February 2011

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Little more than a year ago, Google first allowed netizens to upload any file to Google Docs, a move that transformed the service into something not unlike the oft-rumored but never delivered “GDrive”. And now the company is going a few steps further.

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Beyond Tupperware: Frugal Food Storage

31st January 2011

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Don’t automatically assume you need special food-storage containers. Why not just put leftovers in a bowl with a saucer or bread-and-butter plate on top? If it fits snugly, it’s no different than aluminum foil or a plastic lid. (What? You thought that “burping” a Tupperware container got all the air out?)

The next time you finish up some jam, pickles or spaghetti sauce, save the jar. (Quart canning jars are good for food storage, too, if you can get them cheaply. More on that below.)

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The Unintended Consequences of Cul-de-sacs

31st January 2011

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Though suburban cul-de-sacs have long been attractive as quiet, safe places for families, their disadvantages are becoming clear. One of the biggest problems is interference with motor- and foot-traffic flow. Research by Lawrence Frank, Bombardier Chair in Sustainable Transportation at the University of British Columbia, looks at neighborhoods in King County, Washington: Residents in areas with the most interconnected streets travel 26% fewer vehicle miles than those in areas with many cul-de-sacs. Recent studies by Frank and others show that as a neighborhood’s overall walkability increases, so does the amount of walking and biking—while, per capita, air pollution and body mass index decrease.

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Armageddon Fortress May Hold Keys to History

31st January 2011

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A scientific conference at Megiddo, “Synchronizing Clocks at Armageddon,” launched a project to analyze 10 separate Iron Age destruction layers using four state-of-the-art scientific techniques: radiocarbon dating, optical luminescence, archaeo-magnetism and rehydroxilation — a new method pioneered in Britain within the last two years.

Megiddo is the only place in the world with so many destruction layers — archaeological strata resulting from a calamity such as a fire, earthquake or conquest — that resulted from a specific event in history.

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El Bulli chef’s magic food academy

29th January 2011

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Ferran Adrià, one of the world’s most celebrated chefs, has unveiled plans to transform his restaurant, El Bulli, into an environmentally friendly academic research foundation dedicated to pioneering molecular gastronomy to even greater heights.

The Catalan chef announced a year ago that the three Michelin-starred establishment, crowned best in the world five times, would be closed throughout 2012 and 2013.

This is like Harvard, Yale, and Princeton shutting down for two years to rethink university education — only, in this case, the people in charge know what they’re doing.

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Lack of Sex Among Grapes Tangles a Family Vine

29th January 2011

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Some news for all of you wine snobs out there.

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A medieval mural depicting Henry VIII has been uncovered by a couple renovating their home

28th January 2011

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Well, you know, that sort of thing happens.

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ReWalk

26th January 2011

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Not all people are good candidates for this type of technology, but those who are benefit from it greatly. ReWalk’s purpose is to enable these individuals to once again stand, walk and climb stairs, thus giving them the freedom so many of us take for granted every day. These robotic legs make a huge difference in the lives of many people with lower limb paralysis.

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Google gives Voice to your mobile number

26th January 2011

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Google Voice is a free service, but porting your existing mobile phone number will cost you $20. Number porting is available to existing Google Voice users right now – there’s a “Change/Port” option on the Settings page once you log in to your account – and according to Google, numbers are typically ported within 24 hours.

When you port your number to Google Voice, doing so actually cancels the existing service plan you have with your mobile carrier. So you’ll have to contact your mobile service provider to set up a new plan under a new number.

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Rahm Emanuel Booted From Chicago Mayoral Ballot

24th January 2011

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Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

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Old school teaching better for retaining knowledge

22nd January 2011

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Researchers believe that reciting facts shortly after learning them is better than many new-style educational methods.

The “simple recall” seems to cement the knowledge “in memory” so it is more permanently embedded for use later.

Sometimes the old ways are best.

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The Pneumatics of Hero of Alexandria

22nd January 2011

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An online translation of the work of one of the greatest engineers in history.

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New ‘Giant’ Species Of Crayfish Found In Tennessee Creek

21st January 2011

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Yeah, that sounds like Tennessee.

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The benefits of Fenugreek

20th January 2011

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Fenugreek, a key curry ingredient, helps to fend off a common cold, it has been claimed, but also has a number of other apparent health benefits.

I’m sorry, but Fenugreek sounds like a character from Star Trek.

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Supervillains and the Insanity Defense

19th January 2011

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The insanity defense is fairly well-defined, and depending on the jurisdiction it seems like that a lot of supervillains would not actually count as “insane” in a way which would prevent their convictions.

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New Study Shows As More People Talk While Driving, Accidents Are Dropping

17th January 2011

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Haiti’s ousted dictator Jean-Claude ‘Baby Doc’ Duvalier returns

17th January 2011

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I suspect that most Haitians, given a choice between having their country run by the U.N. and international ‘aid’ agencies, on the one hand, and a Duvalier, on the other, would pick the latter. Can’t say that I’d blame them.

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Romeo and Juliet In Yiddish

17th January 2011

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We have the technology.

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Burmese letter to King George II deciphered after more than 250 years

14th January 2011

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Hey, if it were easy, anybody could do it.

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Talismans of Productivity

13th January 2011

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It’s simple guys. Give up coffee and tea. Don’t flagellate yourself over it. Don’t invent terribly strict rules to try to govern yourself with a rod of iron. Give up caffeine. Cool your heels, calm your brain, avoid those depressing downs and then watch yourself. Make a daily focus list if you must. Have lists of tasks to do in your email client if you must. Work out what tricks work with you. I am not giving you a tightly worded prescription, iron-bounded rules.

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