UK: Doner kebab saves bloke’s life
9th February 2011
James Hobbs was attacked in Highbridge on 15 January after he popped out to Tasty Bitez for some meaty goodness. He suffered a deep cut across the throat, but “held the wrapped £3.40 takeaway to his neck for several minutes” until his cousin could provide a towel to stem the flow of blood.
Be prepared.