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The Atlantic takes a look at Stuff White People Like.

Lander’s White People aren’t always white, and the vast majority of whites aren’t White People (he doesn’t even capitalize the term). … Lander, like many of these writers, traces this group’s values to the 1960s, and there’s clearly a connection between a politics based on “self-cultivation” (to quote the Students for a Democratic Society’s gaseous manifesto, the Port Huron Statement) and what Lander defines as White People’s ethos: “their number-one concern is about the best way to make themselves happy.”

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Give it a taser and I’ll take one.

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This looks like it will crawl down off the dresser at midnight and go after your enemies.

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Try to find a cat who would do that.

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We have the technology.

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I’m glad to see they got the priority right.

I’d like to wrap this around a number of leftoids, starting with AlGore, with an admonishion to Just Chill.

Apparently Steven Brust doesn’t particularly like Aggies.

Well, I suppose they don’t particularly like him, either….

Don’t know who Steven Brust is? The angels will weep for you. Go to the bookstore and buy a copy of Jhereg. You’ll be glad you did.

Just because Brust’s a communist doesn’t mean he isn’t a great writer, sad to say.

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This is very silly. But we have the technology.

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Sort of like a fingerprint for chips.

Roy decides to hop aboard the bandwagon.

We have the technology.

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Get your scorecards out.

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This is pretty cool.

The Maker Movement.

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If Black & Decker made a cell phone, this would be it.

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Really, you can’t make this stuff up.

Blackwater shows what the government could do if used modern business methods.

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Oddly enough, that makes perfect sense.

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Needs a machine gun.

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Doin’ his best to stimulate the economy.

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For Nikki Tinker, Tennessee’s 9th Congressional District hung as sweetly as a plum in the state’s Democratic primary. It has a black majority, is full of churchgoing African American women like herself, and includes the hallowed ground where the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated by a white man.

But in an election season in which racial appeals may be losing their power, Tinker discovered that looks can be deceiving. On Election Day, she was crushed by her white opponent, Rep. Stephen I. Cohen, whom Tinker labeled as anti-prayer in one campaign ad and tried to link to the Ku Klux Klan in another.

“It was the first time in a state election where race could have been a factor and wasn’t,” said Larry Moore, an associate professor at the University of Memphis. “She fit the demographic perfectly. She was active in the churches. The majority of voters are female. And she got blown out.”

To James Lileks.

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PARIS FOR PRESIDENT

DRILL HERE * DRILL NOW

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Times have changed.

Lileks on the Back To School season.

Target, as we know, actually exists 45 days in the future, which is why you go for a parka when it’s snowing out and they have shorts and flip-flops.

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And you can believe as much or as little as you care to.

Andrew Sullivan scored 92% probably male, so I take it with a grain of salt….

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Sometimes the old ways are best.

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Markets work even when you don’t want them to: When everyone enforces the law, the law is most efficiently enforced.

I think I’ll call it “democracy”, a term whose original use seems to have faded away.

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The End Times are here.

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You want plastic? We got plastic.

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Keeping you informed about the important trends of the day.

*Universalist Unitarian Obamaists: This denomination believes there are other politicians besides Obama, but they enjoy the fellowship of the weekly campaign events.  They are the least reliable Obamaists, as they aren’t certain if they will vote for Obama, or if he even exists at all.

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And there was much rejoicing. Break out the jiffy-pop.

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Steve must be doing something right if the “Southern Poverty Law Center” (a name that is the oxymoronic equal of “Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea”) doesn’t like him.

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And the hits just keep on comin’….

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I always knew he had it in him.

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Introducing the Smith & Wesson commemorative Heller v. D.C. revolver! That’s right, the Springfield, Mass.-based gun maker announced Monday it would present engraved Model 442 revolvers (pictured) to the six plaintiffs in the lawsuit that led to the high court’s June 26 decision.

The famous video.

American politics in a nutshell. (Emphasis on the nut — sorry, Jesse, no pun intended.)

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Swift … silent … deadly….

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Sort of like IFF for ground-pounders. Makes everyone safer from those idiots in the airplanes.

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The sweetest voices in the universe.

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Designed by General Electric Fanuc (GEF) and programmed by Nuvation Research, this thing has been able to crush any human opponent that dared step up to its 32-bit automated ways. In fact, it can typically score around three times as many goals as even the mightiest Earthling, and while folks have been smart enough to find loopholes in the 8-bit software, this guy is pretty much invincible when running the real deal.

I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking “air defense control system”.

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“What is your target market for the iPhone 3G?”

“Journalists who have to write about it, and white people with more money than sense. We work the same demographic as posh restaurants with rude waiters.”

“So you anticipate brisk sales?”

“Certainly. There’s a lot of affluent insecurity out there, and we hope to tap into that.”

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