Things White People Like #119 Sea Salt
4th January 2009
But Sea Salt is like Trader Joes, Banksy, or The Shins-entry level to their respective field. Therefore, it is important that you learn about other more expensive salts so that you can complain about not having them. To a white person, this shows that you know and love expensive things but feel sad that you can’t yet afford them.
I have never known a White Person who was not a food snob. Preference for sea salt is an essential component thereof.