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The inmates are in charge of the asylum.

After Obama’s win, white backlash festers in US

18th November 2008

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And if Obama had lost, how would they have characterized the riots that were threatened? If you run an explicitly racist campaign, people respond accordingly.

The election of a black president triggered at least 200 hate-related incidents, a watchdog group finds.

In a country of 300 million. The term “statistically insignificant” leaps to mind.

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Bullies naturally enjoy seeing others in pain claim scientists

7th November 2008

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There’s a shocker.

I smell “government grant” here….

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Oil ‘to shoot back through $100’

6th November 2008

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The oil price will shoot back through $100 a barrel as soon as economic conditions return to normal, and will break through $200 threshold by 2030, say officials at the International Energy Agency.

Remember, you heard it here first.

On the other hand, the Guardian are a bunch of leftists, and when did leftists ever have a clue about economics? So don’t take it too much to heart.

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Dissenting Designer Dissed

3rd November 2008

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I often read about and hear about how designers must have the courage to speak truth to power and how political dissent is one pillar of patriotism. These are tenets I firmly believe in, by the way. But I also find laughable the way many designers think they’re speaking truth to power by creating or showcasing design examples of Leftist political dissent, in books, in magazines, and on personal websites and blogs. I’m struck by the vacuity of how anyone in the design community can believe it takes courage to do these things when there is zero chance of suffering any negative consequences for doing so.

Hey, only rubes believe that “speak truth to power” stuff.

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Legislators Using Law As Shield In Probes

1st November 2008

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Let’s see, which legislators does the WASHINGTON POST think might be crooks: 8 Republicans, 1 Democrat.

Bias? What bias?

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Obama’s prime-time ad skips over budget realities

30th October 2008

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Things are looking grim for Obama when even the socialists at the Associated Press bad-mouth him.

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A Day of Reckoning Dawns for Denizens of Hedge-Fund Heaven

29th October 2008

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Turns out that rich people are anxious about the economy. Who knew?

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The end of the war on fat?

29th October 2008

Megan McArdle is confused.

I confess I still don’t understand why poverty is so increasingly linked with obesity.  The common explanation is to blame the paucity of excellent cheap grocery stores in urban neighborhoods. But poverty is not exclusively an inner city phenomenon; poor people in more rural areas share grocery stores with the rich.  Besides, while this explains the latitudinal data, it does not account for the longitudinal issue.  No one thinks that New York’s grocery stores, even in poor neighborhoods, have gotten worse since the 1970s; the evidence is that they’ve gotten better.  But the obesity rate has gotten much worse.

Uh, Megan, perhaps because the word doesn’t mean what you think it means? “Poverty” in the U.S. has come to mean “only one color TV” or “no high-speed broadband Internet”. This is not what people prior to the 1960s understood “poverty” to mean. “Poverty” means not knowing where your next meal is coming from. You don’t get fat on that kind of diet.

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Obama-Loving Comic Strip Artists Smear Conservatives All Over the ‘Funnies’

26th October 2008

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But you knew that.

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More Than 5 Million Dollars for Obama’s Greek Temple

26th October 2008

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The Obama campaign, in conjunction with the entire mainstream media, has been attacking Sarah Palin for letting the RNC spend $150,000 on her wardrobe, as she runs for Vice President of the United States.

But the Obama campaign spent 5.3 million dollars for that phony Greek temple in Denver’s Invesco Field. For one night.

Not a peep from the media.

Bias? What bias?

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Reuters: Racism Everywhere, Yet Sporadic and Isolated

25th October 2008

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The Ministry of Truth has spoken.

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Did you know that “socialist” is a code word for “black?”

22nd October 2008

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Just in case you were wondering. I know I was.

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In Tough Times, Rethinking Wealth

21st October 2008

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What a thumbsucker. The Washington Post actually pays money for this stuff.

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Tribune Company The Latest (And Biggest) In A Growing List To Drop Associated Press

19th October 2008

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Note that the reason is not because the AP stories are tendentious crap, which they are, but because they are competing with the tendentious crap that the newspapers are generating by themselves.

Well, it’s still progress, of a sort, I suppose.

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Pets suffer from stress of marriage break-ups

13th October 2008

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I’m glad they have nothing more serious to worry about.

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Imagine My Surprise

10th October 2008

Vote to Save the Planet: Your Guide to the Issues That Matter Jeff Schweitzer / Rvive Books / $7.95 / 9781935073000 / 1935073001 / Political Science / Political Process / Elections / Trade Paper / On Sale: Oct 01, 2008

Dr. Schweitzer, a former senior science advisor in the Clinton/Gore administration, well-respected speaker, and Huffington Post blogger, pulls no punches in making the case that we must vote for Presidential Candidate Barack Obama to SAVE THE PLANET.

All this for only $7.95. What a bargain.

This comes from the “Drop-In Titles” service of the Unshelved comic strip, which is very funny so long as you remember that, like most public employees, they’re tofu-brained socialists.

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‘Americans’ forced to land in Iran were lost Hungarians

7th October 2008

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Cannabis smoking led to brutal killing, court hears

7th October 2008

Reefer Madness, part deux.

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How McCain Lost His Brand

7th October 2008

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In the past several weeks, the shift of press-corps sentiment against McCain has been stark and undeniable, even among heavies such as Matthews long accused by the left of being residents of the Arizonan’s amen corner. Jonathan Alter, Joe Klein, Richard Cohen, David Ignatius, Jacob Weisberg: all former McCain admirers now turned brutal critics. Equally if not more damaging, the shift has been just as pronounced, if less operatic, among straight-news reporters. Suddenly, McCain is no longer being portrayed as a straight-talking, truth-telling maverick but as a liar, a fraud, and an opportunist with acute anger-management issues.

Could it be that it’s because he’s actually running against a Democrat? Could it be that he’s no longer bashing his fellow Republicans? (Or, at least, not so much.) Did anybody truly not expect this? I know for a fact that Rush Limbaugh predicted precisely this when McCain ran against Bush in the Republican Presidential primaries.

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About this “gotcha journalism” business.

5th October 2008

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Painting Rooftops White Would Delay Global Warming

5th October 2008

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Well, then, let’s rush right out and do it.

Perhaps painting black people white would end racism. Somebody get on the horn to Jesse Jackson.

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Report Implicates White House

1st October 2008

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In 18 months of searching, Justice Department Inspector General Glenn A. Fine and Office of Professional Responsibility chief H. Marshall Jarrett have uncovered new e-mail messages hinting at heightened involvement of White House lawyers and political aides in the firings of nine federal prosecutors two years ago.

Well, duh. These prosecutors serve at the pleasure of the President. If he wants to fire them for wearing the wrong tie, he is perfectly entitled to do so. This is like saying “Warren Buffet implicated in the firing of one of his vice-presidents”.

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Please, enough with the metaphors

30th September 2008

Megan McArdle has reached her limit.

Preach it, sister.

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Are garbage disposals bad for the environment?

30th September 2008

Read it to find out what the Brahmins are obsessing on this week.

I wish that were the most serious thing I had to worry about.

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“Today Democrats showed up at scheduled bipartisan talks, but said they forgot to invite the Republicans.”

27th September 2008

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Anthrax Suspect E-Mailed Himself About Solving the Case

25th September 2008

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Yeah, and OJ is looking for the real killer. Pull the other one.

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More Sensitive May Mean More Conservative, Study Finds

19th September 2008

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People who startle easily in response to threatening images or loud sounds seem to have a biological predisposition to adopt conservative political positions on many hot-button issues, according to unusual new research published yesterday.

Imagine finding a “study” like this in the Washington Post. Guess they don’t know all that many conservatives.

The finding suggests that people who are particularly sensitive to signals of visual or auditory threats also tend to adopt a more defensive stance on political issues, such as immigration, gun control, defense spending and patriotism. People who are less sensitive to potential threats, by contrast, seem predisposed to hold more liberal positions on those issues.

That’s because they’re stupid and wouldn’t recognize a threat when they see one.

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Democrats’ Drilling Bill Angers Environmental Purists

18th September 2008

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But apparently some, who realize that it’s a poison pill designed to looks like and accomplishment but stymie true reform, have no problem with it.

You’d never know that from the headline, of course.

Agenda? What’s that?

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You want elites? We got ’em.

18th September 2008

Lileks is in fine form today.

The term “elitist” does not mean a smart person with an area of expertise. It means a person who occupies a narrow stratum of society, usually academic – although people in think-tanks who view the world through steepled fingers qualify as well – whose Olympian perspective is usually predicated on a set of assumptions about people tinged with equal parts indulgent condescension and faint amusement, as an anthropologist might bring to the study of a Cargo Cult. It also confuses proximity to the Washington Monument with access to truth.

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What should Bush have done

16th September 2008

Megan McArdle joins the happy chorus.

One of my commenters blames Bush for gutting the predatory lending laws at the state level.  A wicked pundit would note that this is a project near and dear to the heart of one Senator Joe Biden, (D-MBNA).  A less divisive voice would point out that predatory lending laws are aimed mostly at payday loans and credit cards, not housing loans.  The fraud problems in the housing market seem mostly to have been perpetuated by mortgage brokers, who are still regulated at the state level.  The worst problems are in Democratic-dominated California.

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Quit Doling Out That Bad-Economy Line

14th September 2008

Donald Luskin points out that the “recession” exists only in the imaginations of those who would profit from your believing it.

But that doesn’t make any of it true. Things today just aren’t that bad. Sure, there are trouble spots in the economy, as the government takeover of mortgage giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and jitters about Wall Street firm Lehman Brothers, amply demonstrate. And unemployment figures are up a bit, too. None of this, however, is cause for depression — or exaggerated Depression comparisons.

In his corner, he has these things called “facts”.

Overall, the pessimists are up against an insurmountable reality: In the last reported quarter, the U.S. economy grew at an annual rate of 3.3 percent, adjusted for inflation. That’s virtually the same as the 3.4 percent average growth rate since — yes — the Great Depression.

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Group With Swift Boat Alumni Readies Ads Attacking Obama

14th September 2008

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Oooooh, “Texas billionaire”. Might as well just say “rich Nazi” and get it over with.

Of course, nothing is ever said about George Soros, New York billionaire (and actual foreigner), who bankrolls dozens of such groups to attack Republicans.

The resurgence on the right appears as though it will not go unanswered. The Service Employees International Union is set to unveil a multimillion-dollar television campaign on Monday, and other liberal and Democratic-aligned groups are rushing to establish financing for efforts over the final weeks of the campaign.

Note the implication that this is all an “answer” to the “resurgence on the right”. Hint: They were going to do that anyway:

In the spring, a coalition of liberal groups that included the AFL-CIO announced plans to spend $350 million on political activities during the 2008 campaign season, but they have been slow in coming together.

Not quite an “answer”, is it?

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Sliming Cheney

14th September 2008

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I don’t recall there being any “investigative reporter” exposés of AlGore while he was Vice-President; and I rather suspect that they wouldn’t have received Pulitzer Prizes had there been any.

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Map reading skills ‘dying out due to internet and satnavs’

30th August 2008

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Yeah, and a lot of people can’t ride a horse any more. Color me worried.

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People can be too clever to spell

29th August 2008

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And too clever to get it right when correcting others, it would seem.

Researchers at Collins Dictionaries found that the most commonly misspelt word was supersede – being wrong on one in ten occasions. The problem arises because people use their knowledge of the words that have a phonetically similar ending, like intercede, precede or cede, from the Latin cedere – to yield. They then wrongly assume that supersede is spelt with a ‘c’.

The truth is that “supercede” is a perfectly good word and has a slightly different meaning than “supersede”; the problem is that people don’t appreciate, and therefore don’t exploit, such precise shades of meaning.

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Newspapers Beginning To Ditch The Associated Press?

29th August 2008

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Note that it isn’t what you would think, that the A.P.’s stories are full of politically-biased left-wing crap. No, it’s because the A.P. is selling their politically-biased left-wing crap stories to people other than newspapers. You can lie all you want to but don’t touch that wallet….

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Exactly How Biased is the American Media? The Sad Hard Facts

24th August 2008

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The Media Sectors and their to-date 2008 Political Investments

* Computer & Internet – $24,255,207 (62% to Democrats)
* Books, Magazines & Papers – $12,187,548 (78% to Democrats)
* Computer Software – $8,922,053 (61% to Democrats)
* Motion Picture Industry – $7,523,136 (88% to Democrats)
* Cable & Satellite TV – $6,303,046 (63% to Democrats)
* Music Recording Industry – $2,983,755 (79% to Democrats)
* Television Production and Distribution – $2,322,587 (86% to Democrats)

Quite frankly, I’m surprised that the percentages are that low.

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The disturbing rise of the “Hillary Harridan.”

24th August 2008

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One expects to find such writing in Human Events, but hardly in Slate. Guess the left and the right aren’t so far apart as one might think.

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Posh Parties Show a Beijing Awash in Capitalism

16th August 2008

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“Capitalism” being here defined, of course, as “money possessed by somebody other than a Washington Post reporter”.

But with the Olympics, Beijing is reveling in the most lavish display of capitalism, commercialism and celebrity the Communist Party has ever seen.

Anyone who could write a sentence like that with a straight face has serious intellectual defects.

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Despite Truce, Russians Take Georgian City

14th August 2008

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What truce? When operations continue, there is no truce.

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Genetic Achilles Heel For Nicotine Addiction

12th August 2008

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If you have the less common rs16969968 form of the CHRNA5 gene and you smoke a cigarette you are more likely to get hooked.

Well, then, don’t smoke a cigarette. Problem solved.

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Global Warming Rug by NEL

11th August 2008

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He actually ought to be in a beach chair with a smoothie, but one cannot expect the Fashionable to be up on all the cultural nuances embraced by us proles.

In order to be realistic, of course, there ought to be seal guts all over the place.

I wonder whether the ice floe gets smaller over time? That would seem appropriate.

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Iran threatens to shut Gulf shipping lanes

4th August 2008

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With what? They couldn’t do shit in eight years of war with Saddam’s Iraq, which we took apart like wet cardboard.

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Morality and animal welfare

31st July 2008

Megan McArdle is really a girl after all.

Is it possible to be a vegan without judging other people?

Possible, yes; likely, no. Most vegans are like anti-smokers and atheists — it’s not enough that they’re living on a higher moral plane than you are, it’s required that you be forced to admit it. They’re a lot like Muslims that way.

And somebody ought to reveal to them that “vegan” is somebody from the star Vega. People who only eat vegetables are herbivores. You know, like cows.

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Rights Group Reports Torture by Palestinian Security Forces

30th July 2008

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I’m shocked, I tell you, shocked.

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Inside Professor Obama’s Classroom

30th July 2008

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Obama is really a rather garden-variety liberal. Makes one wonder what all the shouting is about.

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Media Bias? What Media Bias? All 3 Network Anchors To Follow Obama Trip. That’s 3 More Than Followed McCain

19th July 2008

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My, what a surprise. Aren’t you surprised? I’m sure surprised.

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Onion Zings Media for Obama Coverage

19th July 2008

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“No news publication has dared to barely scratch the surface like this before,” columnist and campaign reporter Michael King wrote in The Washington Post Tuesday. “This profile sets a benchmark for mindless filler by which all other features about Sen. Obama will now be judged. Just impressive puff-journalism all around.”

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Ariz. Sheriff Accused Of Racial Profiling

17th July 2008

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A coalition of Hispanic and labor groups in Phoenix accused Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio of racial profiling yesterday, alleging in a federal lawsuit that one of the nation’s largest sheriff’s departments is violating the civil rights of nonwhite U.S. citizens in seeking to arrest illegal immigrants.

So now it’s a civil right not to be arrested for illegally crossing the border, unless you’re white?

How very curious.

Since signing up for a U.S. Immigration Customs and Enforcement program in April 2007 that trains local law enforcement agents to enforce immigration laws, Maricopa deputies have found that 14,830 individuals arrested on state charges turned out to be in the country illegally. In the course of other duties, deputies discovered and arrested another 1,145 illegal immigrants, Chagolla said.

Yup, that sure sounds like a civil rights violation to me.

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CNN Whitewashes Monstrous Palestinian Child Abuse Video

16th July 2008

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Not really news, but still.

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