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13th August 2014
Steve Sailer pulls back the curtain.
As all the talk in the media about the benefits of White Privilege reaches a crescendo, various groups of white people are acting as if they don’t actually believe it. Instead, they are looking for ways to stop being white in the eyes of the government.
I guess all that White Privilege isn’t worth as much as it used to be.
Having white people call you white is the most insidious kind of racism.
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11th August 2014
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The news crew’s vehicle was burglarized while they were working on a story about a controversial app that alerts people to “sketchy” neighborhoods, WUSA reports.
The crew had locked their news van on a street in Petworth in Northwest, D.C. while they were out in the neighborhood conducting interviews. When they returned they found the lock had been popped out of the door of their news van, and that most of the crew’s gear had been stolen.
No better testimonial for an app will you ever see.
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5th August 2014
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Truly, you can find anything on the Internet.
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5th August 2014
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Survey of 300 US environmental groups show lower percentage of jobs held by ethnic minorities than in science and engineering
And this in the Guardian, a bona fide Voice of the Crust.
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3rd August 2014
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Roslyn Chavda, a former assistant professor at the University of New Hampshire, was hired at the school during a hiring freeze … because of the school’s “ongoing efforts to enhance racial diversity on campus.”
Chavda was fired from her job in 2012 due to poor performance reviews and failure to publish in scholarly journals, according to UNH.
Chavda claimed that a white male untenured professor hired around the same time as she also did not publish, and is still employed by the school. She also had claimed gender discrimination, having had issues due to giving birth to twins shortly after her arrival at UNH.
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8th July 2014
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“The one thing we are going to do during this work period, sooner rather than later, is to ensure that women’s lives are not determine by virtue of five white men,” Reid said. “This Hobby Lobby decision is outrageous and we are going to do something about it. People are going to have to walk down here and vote.
He also thinks that the Democrat Party doesn’t have a lot of billionaires.
Wonder what the weather’s like on his planet?
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5th July 2014
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For a decade or more, scientists have assumed our seas carry millions of tons of plastic, much of which should be floating in open water, forming vast midocean “gyres” — islands of man-made mess such as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. But according to a new study, something more worrying is happening to 99 percent of the ocean’s plastic: it’s disappearing.
Think about that for a second: Because an actual scientific study can’t find all the plastic that ‘scientists have assumed’ exist in the seas, it must have gone missing somehow. Oh noes!
I am reminded of the Calvin and Hobbes cartoon where Calvin puts a couple slices of bread in a toaster, waits, and shows Hobbes the resulting toast. Hobbes looks carefully at the toaster: “Wow. Where does the bread go?” and Calvin responds “Beats me. Isn’t that strange?”
These are the people who believe in Global Warming. Be very afraid.
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29th June 2014
The Other McCain translates.
If you’ve ever been targeted for online harassment, as I have, you know how maddening it can be to deal with people who tell you, “Oh, it’s just the Internet.” You may also be aware that mentally ill perpetrators of harassment habitually pretend that they are the victims. In the war of Internet annihilation which they initiated and refuse to cease, your acts of self-defense are portrayed as aggressions.
Now, imagine discovering that the online service you’re dealing with in your efforts to stop the harassment have entrusted your avowed enemies with authority to decide what constitutes “abuse.”
Gender Identity Watch is a radical feminist site — certainly no friend or ally of mine — that has been targeted by transgender activists who are trying to silence them. Why? Because they are feminists who refuse to go along with the sex-change pretense. The transgenders can’t stand being criticized under the banner of “feminism.” Radical women are being censored in the name of “fairness and safety.”
Apparently one type of pervert is oppressing another, all while squabbling for the banner of Victimhood. Pass the popcorn.
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29th June 2014
The Other McCain follows this foolishness so that you don’t have to.
In 2010, the British parliament passed the Equality Act, which has had the effect of making accusations of discrimination the easiest way to destroy anybody you hate. The war between radical feminists and the transgender community — which I first wrote about in January — has been fought in the shadow of this ill-advised legislation.
Radical feminists (who are mostly lesbian) insist that their conferences must be “women-only” spaces. Radfems exclude transsexuals, viewing them as men trying to enact “feminine” gender roles. Radfems are all about abolishing gender roles, period, yet they are adamant that female is a biological category, and they especially hate “pretendbians” — transsexuals who claim to be lesbians. This is just male aggression, trying to co-opt lesbianism, say the radfems.
So, that’s the necessary background to what has gone on in the latest battle of the radfem-vs.-tranny war in England: Sarah Brown claims to have been harassed by radfems to the point of having a mental breakdown, a collapse into helpless depression.
Oh, no, say the radfems: Sarah Brown is not a victim any more than “she” is a lesbian. In fact, say the radfems, Brown is guilty of harassing actual women. Radfems were enraged that Brown was invited as keynote speaker (!) at this month’s Dyke March in London….
I’m tellin’ ya, it’s hard to keep track of these factions without a scorecard, and even then you can’t predict what they’ll do.
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27th June 2014
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I’ll bet they do, I’ll bet they do.
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24th June 2014
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I have heard it said that a man’s reach should exceed his grasp, but this is absurd.
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21st June 2014
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The Planet Is Going To Die And It’s Your Fault.
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14th June 2014
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Birther? Think Obama a secret Muslim? Hah! Amateurs!
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25th May 2014
Steve Sailer reacts much as you might expect.
Anyway, the point is that in 1989 the American Establishment (e.g., Goldman Sachs) loved Japan because investors had been getting rich off it. Shortly thereafter, the absurd Japanese real estate and stock bubble popped. Now, the American Establishment despises Japan because they haven’t made money off it in decades, so they are constantly trying to think of ways to fix Japan. For example, Wall Street has prospered in America as the illegitimacy rate goes up up up, so, obviously, that would fix Japan too.
Perhaps we could ship them some of ours — after all, we’ve got more than we really need. And surely, surely Japan would appreciate the increase in ‘diversity’; after all, look what it did for us!
Oh, wait….
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22nd May 2014
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I don’t care who you are, that’s funny.
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12th May 2014
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The Obama administration’s contribution:
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1st May 2014
The Other McCain sometimes points and laughs.
You may not remember “Hard Times for Gender Studies Major,” a post last August featuring the lament of @Andria_XX, who had an “Honors BA in Social Justice and Peace Studies” and was pursuing a Master’s degree in Gender Studies:
“I have a honors BA and I’m defending my MA thesis in two weeks. I am also apply[ing] for jobs and I can only find stuff in the service industry. I applied for a Hotel Front Desk Clerk job today. My degrees mean NOTHING. I am at the end of my rope.”
That was absolutely one of the most popular posts in the six-year history of the blog. Her advanced degrees in trendy “studies” are worthless? Gosh, maybe she should have asked somebody.
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27th April 2014
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On April 26 Erika Soto Lamb–spokeswoman for Michael Bloomberg’s new “Everytown for Gun Safety” gun control group–defended her leadership’s use of armed security guards by claiming pro-gun Americans threatened their lives and it was the same kind of security pro-gun advocates want for themselves.
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1st April 2014
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You really don’t want to get on the wrong side of those pregnant football players….
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17th March 2014
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As if parents with school-age children don’t have enough to worry about already, what with whether or not their children are eating enough vegetables from the red-orange subgroups, or ensuring that they participate in as little physical activity as possible, now we have a scourge Planet Moron has been following for some time:
Imaginary weapons.
Some might dismiss the threat posed by imaginary weapons, however they’re not taking fully into account the many pretend deaths that could result if schools didn’t act quickly and decisively to neutralize the non-existent threat.
Take for example, the boy caught red-handed with an imaginary bow and arrow.
Look, you could put out a make-believe eye with that thing.
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7th March 2014
The essential guide.
When it comes to boyfriends, there’s a fine line between endearing quirks and severe personality disorders. Is he a pedophile or is he simply good with kids? How to Tell If Your Boyfriend Is the Antichrist teaches women to identify the warning signs associated with a spectrum of Mr. Wrongs….
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7th March 2014
Mark Steyn looks at Canadian culture.
On the radio, the CRTC requires you to play a certain amount of Canadian music – you get points according to whether your record has a Canadian performer, a Canadian producer, a Canadian composer, a Canadian lyricist. This is to strengthen and support Canadian culture. I had no idea a similar system applies to Canadian pornography, but ’tis so….
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6th March 2014
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The Dating Ring, a Y Combinator-incubated, group matchmaking startup that recently expanded from New York to San Francisco, is running a Crowdtilt campaign with the stated goal of flying women from NYC to SF. Here’s how the campaign page explains it:
There are tons more single women in NYC, and tons more single men in SF. And, see, the two cities are only separated by a bunch of crappy airports, flight delays, and cheap roundtrip flights.
So, we started joking about doing some cross country matchmaking. And you know what they say – make a joke 12 times and it becomes a Crowdtilt. So, America, let’s make this happen.
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2nd March 2014
Mother Jones lives up (down?) to its fine, fine reputation.
Global warming isn’t just going to melt the Arctic and flood our cities—it’s also going to make Americans more likely to kill each other.
That’s the conclusion of a controversial new study that uses historic crime and temperature data to show that hotter weather leads to more murders, more rapes, more robberies, more assaults, and more property crimes.
“Looking at the past, we see a strong relationship between temperature and crime,” says study author Matthew Ranson, an economist with the policy consulting firm Abt Associates. “We think that is likely to continue in the future.”
Just how much more crime can we expect? Using the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s warming projections, Ranson calculated that from 2010 to 2099, climate change will “cause” an additional “22,000 murders, 180,000 cases of rape, 1.2 million aggravated assaults, 2.3 million simple assaults, 260,000 robberies, 1.3 million burglaries, 2.2 million cases of larceny, and 580,000 cases of vehicle theft” in the United States.
This is the sort of pseudo-science that our ‘progressive’ ruling class swallows without a tremor.
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14th February 2014
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I am not making this up.
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6th February 2014
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So many gang members have been priced out of the neighborhood, he said, that their presence can be hard to spot during the week. But on Fridays and Saturdays, they make a pilgrimage back to their roots. They ride in from El Sereno, Eagle Rock, even the Inland Empire, to hang out. Each Monday, trash cans and stop signs wear fresh “ExP” graffiti.
“It becomes a weekend gang,” Arellano said.
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29th January 2014
Steve Sailer has a little fun with the pod people.
A few years ago, I came up with the idea for a sitcom called Korean Mother-in-Law, about a nice Stuff White People Like white guy (picture Joaquin Phoenix in Her) who has to live with his (wait for it) Korean mother-in-law, who regularly punctures his liberal American delusions with her bleak, Malthusian cackling.
Chua, however, more or less beat me to this shtick with Tiger Mother.
But it’s probably just as well, since Korean Mother-in-Law would have been the lowest rated show ever, judging by how only Charles Murray and I noticed that Tiger Mother was awfully funny. Most of the press, which is heavily driven by the primal resentments of Jewish women writers and editors, was outraged by Chua’s act. First, she steals our husbands, and then she steals our children’s spots at Harvard!
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28th January 2014
Steve Sailer never seems to lack for material.
To prevent white people from robbing blacks, the only kind of popular music white people should be allowed to create is square dance calling. By the way, as Malcolm McClaren unkindly pointed out 31 years ago in “Buffalo Gals,” hip-hop was Stolen from the great white art form of square dance calling….
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1st January 2014
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15th December 2013
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This year’s meeting, beginning on December 9th and concluding on Friday, included several exhibitions on space exploration, extreme weather events, and studies on the impact of various natural energy resource gathering techniques on the planet. It also included a panel on the Arctic and the dangers of a “sustained warming trend in the region,” as well as a panel dedicated to the findings of the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.
Hey, who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes?
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12th December 2013
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Name another country in which illegal immigrants can use the legal system to sue a state. Name one. I’ll wait.
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24th November 2013
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Bumping fists has a negative bro-stigma, but it’s better than shaking hands—in that it transmits significantly fewer bacteria. At a time of global concern that our antibiotics are becoming obsolete, new research shows how fist bumping could save lives.
This is from The Atlantic, a Real National Magazine. They actually pay people to write about this stuff.
I regard someone holding a fist out at me as an unsolicited act of aggression, and reserve the right to respond accordingly.
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24th November 2013
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Chantal Chagnon with the Idle No More movement, said they’re trying to get the attention of the energy industry and the Canadian Parliament to the growing global opposition to “pipelines, tar sands expansions and other polices that contribute to runaway climate change.”
“We’re seeing the effects of global warming and we can’t keep denying it because obviously something is happening,” Chagnon said.
Well, maybe not:
Originally about 300 people were slated to participate in the Calgary protest, but due to a snow storm only about 50 showed up.
Funny how that works.
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23rd November 2013
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Two quick-thinking men on Newfoundland’s northeast coast managed to save a Greenland shark from choking to death on a large piece of moose hide this past weekend.
They just had to help him out, eh.
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13th November 2013
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A few weeks ago the taxpayer-funded Thanks ObamaCare campaign released the “Brosurance” ads, which featured young men drinking beer, doing keg stands, and asking “Got Insurance?” The same organization has since released new ads, this time aimed at young woman. One features a young woman holding birth control pills while standing next to a young man.
Your tax dollars at work.
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11th November 2013
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The town is only 6 years old, designed to appeal to the Chinese middle class who hanker after a bit of British charm. Unfortunately, most bought their houses as second homes, and the place is a virtual ghost town.
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7th November 2013
So to speak.
Several week ago, Jessica Dever-Jakusz resigned her position as a police officer in Tempe, Arizona. A memo from the police chief confirming her resignation led to a public records request, which revealed that Dever-Jakusz had told an alleged drug dealer she was having sex with that she and two other females buying “Molly” (MDMA, mostly, kinda) from him were undercover cops investigating him. Cops found out what happened when the target of the investigation showed up at a police station to tell them.
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4th November 2013
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In a truth-is-stranger-than-fiction moment, the Navy has given a man bearing the name of the famed, fictional captain of Star Trek’s USS Enterprise real command of the USS Zumwalt, an advanced, $3 billion dollar, 610-foot destroyer equipped with advanced missiles and stealth technology.
His full name is James A. Kirk, but his nickname is “T,” a reference to Star Trek’s James T. Kirk, the character first played on television and the big screen by William Shatner, said Lt. Cmdr. Chris Servello, a Navy spokesman.
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30th October 2013
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Note that each of these is a distortion of a Protestant distortion of a Roman Catholic distortion of true Christian theology.
To call this person a Professor of Theology is like calling an astrologer an astrophycist.
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27th October 2013
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My insurance agent told me a week ago that I will be receiving notice that my insurance policy is not ACA compliant and will be discontinued. He told me my option is to start shopping for an Obamacare (ACA compliant) policy.
The policy is just on me. I am a 61 year old male with no health issues. I asked my agent, “Why is this policy not compliant with the ACA?”
Answer: “Your policy doesn’t include maternity care”.
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4th October 2013
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“In Austin today, our current leadership thinks promises are just something you make to the people who write big checks,” she said. “But the promise I’m talking about is bigger than that. It’s the promise of a better tomorrow for everyone. Texans deserves a leader who will protect this promise. Texas deserves a leader who will keep it.”
More abortions will make a better tomorrow for everyone? It certainly won’t make things better for the innocent babies who are murdered — I guess they don’t deserve any kind of tomorrow.
And promises to people who write big checks? The people writing big checks these days (George Soros? John Kerry? Pick a Kennedy, any Kennedy) are writing them to Democrats, if you really take a look around you.
Texas deserves a leader who will let people spend their own money rather than having it confiscated by the government and wasted. But that has never been the Democrat agenda.
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4th October 2013
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Eight-year-old Jordan Bennett was suspended from school in Florida after being accused of an “act of violence” for using his finger to make an imaginary gun during a game of cops and robbers.
According to Fox News, administrators at Harmony Community School in Harmony, FL, suspended Bennett for a day; school district officials said their code of conduct “prohibits students from playing with invisible guns.”
‘You did a bad thing! Your punishment is that you get to go home and read comic books the rest of the day.’ Cool — sign me up.
Send your kid to a government school,
And he will turn out a fool —
That’s the way
Things work today;
Your tax bucks at work and play!
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27th September 2013
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According to the airport’s chief of operations, Melissa Osborn, out-of-town drivers have driven onto airport property twice in the past several weeks, crossing the runway and driving directly to the airport ramp side of the passenger terminal. “These folks drove past several signs. They even drove past a gate. None of that cued them that they did something inappropriate,” she said.
Think of it as evolution in action.
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26th September 2013
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Consumer advocates and parents who accidentally backed over their children plan to sue the federal government, forcing it to issue a long-anticipated rule requiring automakers to help drivers see behind their vehicles.
“If it takes this kind of action, that is what we’re going to have to do,” said Greg Gulbransen, a New York pediatrician who accidentally backed over and killed his son, Cameron, in 2002, and is a plaintiff in the lawsuit expected to be filed Wednesday. “We’ve tried so hard for so long, and now we’re stuck.”
I’m curious as to why this guy isn’t in jail for negligent homicide.
Gulbransen marked what would have been Cameron’s 13th birthday this week. “Can’t we just get this thing passed, get this thing through?” he said. “There are so many children running around that are about to be backed over and killed by the parents because they can’t see them.”
There are times when the term ‘clueless’ is just totally inadequate.
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21st September 2013
Steve Sailer examines some inconvenient truth.
Well, since status in the ‘black community’ accrues to those who can pass the ‘brown bag and ruler test’, a lot of them are indistinguishable from, well, white people.
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15th September 2013
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Packing school lunches seems like one of the more mundane tasks we face as the school year rolls around. But it doesn’t have to be. In taking our position at the kitchen counter bright and early each morning, we can make a political statement, save the planet, and mark our progeny as the cool green kids, all with one simple container.
And GOD FORBID that our Politically Correct tool child should go to school without making a Statement….
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8th September 2013
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2nd September 2013
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A group of Minnesota teachers say that discrimination is the reason their schools don’t have air conditioning.
Perhaps they didn’t understand the progressive memo on such units, deemed evil because they contribute to global warming.
Or perhaps they were themselves the product of government schools, with their well-known tendency to falter when inducing literacy in their victims.
There are many possibilities.
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2nd September 2013
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New York’s attorney general sued Donald Trump for $40 million Saturday, saying the real estate mogul helped run a phony “Trump University” that promised to make students rich but instead steered them into expensive and mostly useless seminars, and even failed to deliver promised apprenticeships.
So how does that differ from, say, Harvard?
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1st September 2013
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Our ice router Victor has been very clear in what lies ahead. He writes, “Just to give you the danger of ice situation at the eastern Arctic, Eef Willems of “Tooluka” (NED) pulled out of the game and returning to Greenland. At many Eastern places of NWP locals have not seen this type ice conditions. Residents of Resolute say 20 years have not seen anything like. It’s, ice, ice and more ice. Larsen, Peel, Bellot, Regent and Barrow Strait are all choked. That is the only route to East. Already West Lancaster received -2C temperature expecting -7C on Tuesday with the snow.”
But there’s still a consensus!!
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