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The Perilous Whiteness of Pumpkins

26th September 2016

Read it.

I think this is a parody but it’s impossible to be sure.

(Hey, tenure doesn’t grow on trees, you know.)

2 Responses to “The Perilous Whiteness of Pumpkins”

  1. J. W. Phoebus Says:

    I checked the CV of the writers, even looked at another example of writing by one of them.
    THIS IS NOT A PARODY!!
    This article appears to reflect the actual thoughts and conclusions of the writers.

    Scary.

  2. Cathy Sims Says:

    And all this time, I thought pumpkins were orange!