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Wouldn’t that be nice?

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Did you know that the “okay” gesture with your index finger and thumb joined at the tip in a rough circle is some kind of (not so) secret symbol of white supremacy? Apparently just because Trump uses that gesture a lot when he speaks?

Remember: If you hear the dog whistle, then you’re the dog.

Paul Mirengoff from Powerline has the duty today.

It’s like watching a Monthy Python sketch, except that Monty Python is actually funny.

UPDATE: Dem. Senator Makes Stunning Admission About Protests During Kavanaugh Hearing

Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) confessed that the interruptions occurring during Brett Kavanaugh’s hearing had been planned during several phone calls with Democrat leadership over the weekend.

I’m shocked, shocked, I tell you….

John Hinderaker reports on the Minnesota State Fair.

I spent Labor Day laboring, but my wife and youngest daughter went to the Fair. They, of course, wouldn’t miss the seed art exhibit, and my wife took this picture of Seeds of Resistance, a sextafecta of leftism: Sun Not Oil (don’t try to turn the lights on at night), MeToo, Not One More, Pride, Water Is Life (not sure about that one, but it sounds environmental), and BLM.

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How about that GREAT government-provided health care?

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 Actress-turned-gubernatorial candidate Cynthia Nixon has laid out one very specific demand going into Wednesday’s televised debate with her primary opponent, New York’s incumbent Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo: she wants the temperature in the debate hall of Hofstra University on Long Island raised to 76 degrees for the event.

A top Nixon strategist, Rebecca Katz, reportedly emailed WCBS-TV ahead of the event, suggesting that a failure to agree to that particular temperature setting could be viewed as “sexist.” The New York Times, upon obtaining a copy of that email, reported, “Ms. Katz wrote that working conditions are ‘notoriously sexist when it comes to room temperature, so we just want to make sure we’re all on the same page here’.”

I’m really curious how a temperature can be ‘sexist’. I think it’s more a case of the candidate being ‘moronic’.

The Other McCain tracks this stuff so that you don’t have to.

This is a ‘woman of color’? On whose planet?

My deeply held identity is of an Elven Lord of the Second Rank. She is welcome to kiss my ass, which is my due from a delusional shiksa.

The view from the Upper West Side.

The SWPL lifestyle typically includes things that normal people do (because that’s what normal people do) like cooking only as a sort of eccentric hobby, like origami or flower arrangement.

Ace of Spades brings his inimitable perspective.

I don’t know whether ‘Antifa’ has been declared by the government to be a terrorist organization, but I can’t think of any group that better deserves it.

Southern Poverty Law Center, maybe.

Ace of Spades treats this with all the respect it deserves.

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Good luck with that. Have fun watching the rest of the world innovate your asses into the ground.

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All the better to make sure that their ‘case worker’ (government handler) makes sure they stay dependent.

Next step: A Patreon account.

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Well, the had to go and elect some South American Jesuit as Pope … be careful what you wish for….

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To quote the song lyric, ‘People are strange….’

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Reality will do that to you.

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The Hipster lifestyle expands to meet the available snowflake area.

‘Does it have food?’ ‘Yes.

‘Is it wog food?’ No.

Then it’s a match.

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He apparently identifies as a female kangaroo. Let’s not get all judgmental, here.

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I guess Trump made ’em do it.

A group of environmentalists are claiming “necessity defense” regarding their attempts in 2016 to shut down two pipelines, arguing that the threat of climate change is so imminent that they were justified in their actions. The Minnesota Court of Appeals in April ruled in their favor. The Minnesota Supreme Court subsequently declined to review this decision, allowing the protesters to fight their criminal charges using the necessity defense strategy.

I’d like to see their evidence that ‘climate change’ is even a thing. Courts aren’t like universities, they want to see actual proof, not ‘models’.

None of the four activists charged are actually natives of Minnesota, but hail from far away areas, such as Seattle and New York City.

Courts also like to see some showing that there is some personal connection to the alleged harm. This could get amusing.

“For many of us engaging in work to avert civilizational collapse, there comes a point when all else has fallen away, and it becomes clear that the one thing left for us to do is to put our bodies in the way of the machine,” reads a portion of their website.

I’m in favor of having the machine run over those bodies. I’ll be happy to drive.

Jim Goad does what he does best.

In the tiny sheltered pampered enclaves of coastal American cities, some parents are refusing to reveal their children’s biological sex to anyone—including relatives and the infants themselves—until the toddler is old enough to decide for himself or herself. Instead of babies, they are calling their genderless spawn “theybies.”

 

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And Gaia knows you wouldn’t want to be thought of as a homophobe, would you? We thought not.

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Bernie Sanders is so cute. If he claps loud enough, maybe Tinkerbell will live.

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Say it ain’t so….

One of the chief delicti intellecti of environmentalists is their congenital inability to Think Things Through. They obsess constantly about the alleged horrible externalities of traditional power sources but never give any thought to those of their favored replacements.

Electric cars are GREAT but hope you aren’t a first responder needing to get a victim out of an electric car in a wreck.

Solar panels on your house are GREAT but hope you aren’t a firefighter who needs to cross them on a burning roof.

Wind turbines are GREAT unless you happen to be a bird, the more endangered the better.

Rinse. Repeat.

Teen says he was attacked for wearing ‘Make American Great Again’ hat

‘Scarface’ Star Steven Bauer Fears Civil War in Trump Era

I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can’t open jars  This is an actual Guardian column.

In show of solidarity with Mexico, sombrero-wearing Lord Mayor Magid Magid bans Trump from Sheffield

Maduro warns Venezuela army over Trump ‘invasion’ plans  Not that he could do anything about it.

Andy Dick dragged off stage by Jimmy Kimmel for groping Ivanka Trump in recently revealed video  Imagine what would happen if someone did that to one of Obama’s daughters. He’d be swinging from a lamp post.

Awkward Silence Takes Over ‘Morning Joe’ When Scarborough Predicts SCOTUS Nominee

Prof Wishes Students Happy Fourth By Saying She Hopes They ‘Can Find Something To Celebrate’

London Mayor Approves Giant Blimp Of Trump In A Diaper To Fly Over London During President’s UK Visit  America isn’t the only country where arrested adolescents get elected to political office, apparently.

Texas Bar Fired Man Who Ran Off With Teen’s MAGA Hat And Threw Drink At Trump Supporters

CNN Commentator Condones Assault On 16-Year-Old Teen In MAGA Hat  Of course he does — because TRUMP!

Chelsea Handler Apologizes to World: ‘Sorry About Our President’  And he’s sorry about you too, Chelsea.

MSNBC: Trump Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Make Court Pick While Under Investigation  But he’s not under investigation. Mueller specifically said that he wasn’t under investigation. These people need to dig the #### out of their ears.

CNN’s Stelter: Trump Is ‘Poisoning The American People’

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Well, he’s certainly off to a good start.

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According to the revisionists at Vox, a USA in which the Continental Army was crushed and George Washington defeated would have been more like Canada, would have passed stronger climate laws.

So we actually dodged a bullet. Whew!

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He’s certainly as qualified as Hillary.

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My question is, why is she sticking her finger into water that contains both sharks and crocodiles?

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Priyamvada Gopal says she repeatedly asked porters to address her as ‘Dr Gopal’ instead of ‘madam’.

Oh, yeah, that’s ‘racist abuse’ all right.

Priyamvada Gopal said she would stop tutoring students at the institution in protest of being subject to “consistently racist profiling and aggression by porters” at the college over the years.

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A University of Connecticut professor named Felix Coe demands that all visitors who enter his office, Muslim and non-Muslim alike, remove their shoes and say “bismillah” (“in the name of Allah”) before they are allowed to enter. If they refuse, they are curtly ordered to get out.

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Perhaps they’re using the wrong glass slipper.

I hear that Roseann Barr is looking for a job.

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Historians are going to be spending decades trying to divine the reasons why Donald Trump became the 45th President of the United States. But what about divination itself? That’s the explanation given in a new book by occult historian Gary Lachman. Dark Star Rising: Magick and Power in the Age of Trump argues that the President and his alt-Right followers used positive thinking, magic, and occult practices to defeat Hillary Clinton.

The idea is that Trump came to power through the use of “New Thought,” which is a generic name for “a variety of different beliefs, philosophies, and practices that have as their central theme the idea that the mind can influence reality directly, that through mental effort alone we can ‘make things happen,” writes Lachman, a musician and the author of critical studies of Karl Jung, Rudolf Steiner, Madame Blavatsky, and other figures in the Western esoteric tradition.

The real-estate magnate and his supporters apparently willed him into the White House by tapping into a non-material realm that allows those with the right skills, or the right amount of willpower and positive thinking, to create their imagined reality.

Of course. It’s all clear to me now. (But I thought all those kinds of people were Democrats? Oh, dear, I’m confused….)

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Funny how the progs are very fond of unions except in their own back yards.

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The rumbling sound you hear is the staff of tReason magazine emigrating to Estonia.

Hey, if Canada can have a maple leaf….

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I doubt that it will help.

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If there’s somebody out there brainless enough to pay that, I hope they sell.

A fool and his money etc.

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Because NOTHING is MORE EFFECTIVE in SAVING THE PLANET than wearing green shirts for one day.

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Pro-Trump social media personalities “Diamond and Silk” said they were censored by Facebook for their conservatives beliefs, on “Fox & Friends” Monday and believe it has something to do with the upcoming midterm elections.

What a surprise.

The duo, Lynnette Hardaway and Rochelle Richardson, claimed their videos were deemed “unsafe to the community” by Facebook and said they were told the decision to censor them is final and irreversible.

Welcome to our world, ladies.

“I don’t know where Facebook is coming from,” Diamond and Silk said. “This is clearly discrimination. And this is a violation of our civil rights.”

Actually, of course, its not — but black people have been calling any inconvenience a ‘violation of our civil rights’ so long that it’s worn a groove in their brains.

“How is it that somebody can go on to Facebook, post derogatory pictures of our president with his head being cut off and so forth, they let that stand,” they concluded. “But then you have you two black chicks who’s down with politics, standing there just propping up our president. The American people. Being behind everything and his agenda and they want to shut us down. That’s not going to work with Diamond and Silk.”

Let us know how that works for you.

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Victims! Get your nice fresh victims here!

I have a question: Whom or what are they protesting? The stabbers? Any evidence that the stabbers give a shit?

And we’re supposed to take advice from these people on public policy?

Steve Sailer points out how Californians are even sillier than you can imagine.

As you may recall, I closely covered the recent whoop-tee-doo in Palo Alto that led to stripping the name of the Terman Middle School, the public middle school with the highest standardized test scores in California. The school had been named for Lewis Terman, the father of standardized testing in America, and his son Fred Terman, the father of Silicon Valley. Lewis Terman is accused of advocating eugenics, while a proposal to change the school’s name to solely honor his son Fred, the Stanford dean of engineering who more or less invented the Silicon Valley model, was rejected on the grounds that Fred must have inherited his father Lewis’s Bad Genes.

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Fred Yamamoto was an interned Japanese-American who volunteered to fight for America, was assigned to the famous Fighting 442nd, the most decorated unit in American military history, winning 21 Medals of Honor. Yamamoto was killed in action in Europe at age 26.

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Live is truly not worth living unless you are well-stocked with concealed-carry yoga pants.

Steven Hayward returns with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear.

he biggest albatross of environmentalism is its well-deserved reputation for apocalypticism: the world is always going to come to and end because of. . . plastic bags! Bee colony collapse disorder! Endocrine disruptors! Velociraptors! And of course the big one: c—— c—– (formerly known as g—– w——). This apocalyptic outlook always comes with the same sort of moral unctuousness you associate with a fire-and-brimstone street preacher: repent of your fossil-fool ways!

Why, people often ask me, are environmentalists so gloomy about the human prospect? I have a simple answer: it makes them happy. Seriously: if you point out to environmentalists the data showing many environmental problems on the national and global scale are improving, they usually go into a rage. Good news is bad news.

A few of the smarter environmentalists know that decades of nonstop environmental gore (heh) has been counterproductive, as public opinion surveys show that “apocalypse fatigue” set in a long time ago. That’s one reason why recent surveys even of Democratic voters show climate change to be a very low priority. Most sensible people would rather spend an evening trapped with a life insurance salesman than spend five minutes with an environmentalist.

Despite all of the efforts of the smarter environmentalists to shed their Malthusianism, they just can’t help themselves. Like an AA dropout who succumbs when walking by a well-lit tavern, orthodox environmentalism repeatedly stumbles and goes on a bender. For example, consider Paul Ehrlich apparently getting ready to imitate the Rolling Stones with a 50th anniversary tour of his famous book….

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Brazilian women want to be impregnated from the sperm of white American men, according to a report from the Wall Street Journal Thursday.

Wealthy Brazilian women and lesbian couples are requesting white male sperm from the U.S. so their kids will have more Caucasian features, the Wall Street Journal reported.

At least 50 percent of Brazil’s population is black or mixed-race, but women are selecting young sperm donors who will more likely produce children with blond hair and blue eyes. The number of American sperm donors to Brazil surged at least 3,000 percent in the past seven years. It is also illegal to pay men for their sperm in Brazil, which allows American donors more opportunity in the market.

White supremacy on the cheap. Women and minorities hardest hit, etc. etc. CNN might report on this, assuming that they can ever tear their attention from the Trump red dot.

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I am not making this up.

I guess the Magic Negro has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.

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It seems only fair.

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New Marvel superhero The Magic Negro coming to the Avengers soon.

After all, the adventures of Apple Board member AlGore (a.k.a. ClimateMan) was so successful.

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The Democratic National Committee has required equal numbers of men and women on party central committees for decades. In many jurisdictions, the party complies by appointing females to achieve gender balance that elections don’t produce. In some jurisdictions, the appointed members aren’t permitted to vote or give floor speeches, but apparently that’s no longer the case anywhere in Maryland.

Thus, there is already gender balance on the central committee.

But state chairman Kathleen Matthews, wife of MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, isn’t satisfied with a quota for female membership on Maryland central committees. She’s imposing a quota for elected female membership. The only way to achieve this is through gender-segregated elections.

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This could have ended very badly.

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Well, there you go. If a shooter shows up, sic the dogs on him. For sure they’ll be more dependable than a deputy.