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At Long Last, Small Hamburgers Will Be Delivered in a Pneumatic Tube

17th December 2013

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A mainstay of drive-up bank tellers for decades, a New Zealand cafe is finally taking the pneumatic tube to its logical conclusion: as a delivery mechanism for delicious, nutritive sliders. The Press reports the story of Christchurch’s C1 restaurant, which is in the midst of installing a network of vacuum tubing to connect its kitchen with every single table; when the system is complete late next year, cooks will be able to shoot burgers directly to their customers at over 80 miles per hour inside reinforced aluminum canisters.

Can the flying car be far behind?

One Response to “At Long Last, Small Hamburgers Will Be Delivered in a Pneumatic Tube”

  1. Whitehawk Says:

    Wow, please don’t tell my son.