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United Negations

29th October 2013

Kathy Shaidle is delightfully dyspeptic today.

So has everyone finally recovered from United Nations Day?

October 24th seems to roll around faster every year. I almost forgot to order the “blue helmet”-shaped cake with cholera-shaped sprinkles and was late mailing out the novelty parking tickets with the comically huge fines you don’t really have to pay.

Costco started selling chocolate landmines right after Labor Day. The whole thing’s become way too commercial.

One Response to “United Negations”

  1. RealRick Says:

    “Costco started selling chocolate landmines right after Labor Day”

    Too funny!!!