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No Tears for Piers

2nd January 2013

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In the wake of the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre, CNN’s Piers Morgan found a cause: gun control. Now some Americans want him deported. And…

Oh, sorry: You’re wondering who Piers Morgan is.

Well, I’m not, but most normal people might be.

He draws half the viewers of Sean Hannity and Rachel Maddow in the same time slot.

That many? Color me surprised.

I can spare those Americans who want me deported a lot of effort by saying this: If you don’t change your gun laws to at least try to stop this relentless tidal wave of murderous carnage, then you don’t have to worry about deporting me….I would…seriously consider deporting myself.

Don’t let the door hit you in the butt on the way out.

One Response to “No Tears for Piers”

  1. pjt Says:

    The Brits are fighting back with a petition to keep Piers in the U.S.

    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/keep-piers-morgan-usa/cbpHr9R2?utm_source=wh.gov&utm_medium=shorturl&utm_campaign=shorturl

    “We want to keep Piers Morgan in the USA.

    There are two very good reasons for this. Firstly, the first amendment.

    Second and the more important point. No one in the UK wants him back.

    Actually there is a third. It will be hilarious to see how loads of angry Americans react.”