DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

The lives of elevators.

15th April 2008

Read it.

It’s more interesting than you might suspect.

Loading up an empty elevator car with discarded Christmas trees, pressing the button for the top floor, then throwing in a match, so that by the time the car reaches the top it is ablaze with heat so intense that the alloy (called “babbitt”) connecting the cables to the car melts, and the car, a fireball now, plunges into the pit: this practice, apparently popular in New York City housing projects, is inadvisable.

Of course, this is the type of article you’d only find in the New Yorker.

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