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Native Americans Arrived to Find Natives Already There, Fossil Poo Shows

14th July 2012

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The ancient people who have long been thought to be the first humans to colonise North America were actually johnny-come-latelies, according to scientists who have comprehesively analysed the ancient fossilised poo of their predecessor Americans.

The new revelations come to us courtesy of Copenhagen university, where some of the investigating boffins are based. The scientists say that their results demonstrate conclusively their somewhat controversial thesis: that the “Clovis” culture dating from around 13,000 years ago – which has long been thought to be the earliest human society in the Americas – was actually preceded by human habitation at the Paisley caves in Oregon.

No doubt UFOs had something to do with it. The Truth Is Out There.

One Response to “Native Americans Arrived to Find Natives Already There, Fossil Poo Shows”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    Archaeologists working in South America have been contending for years that some of the sites they have worked were contemporaneous with or pre-dated Clovis, but nobody was willing to listen.
    At least now there is evidence that puts paid to the idea that Clovis Was First, though the shouting and wrangling will continue for some time…