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All Together Now: Everybody Just Say ‘Bang!’

5th July 2012

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 Parents of students at England’s Gartocham Primary School were excited to learn that Alan Bell, the chief starter of the London Olympics, would be firing his starter’s pistol for races at the school’s annual sports day. Local health and safety officials were not excited. They banned Bell from firing the pistol, saying it could frighten the children.

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