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FATTIES Are DESTROYING THE WORLD, Scream Mad Professors

19th June 2012

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A famous mad professor who has previously called for Britons to starve their children into dwarfism so as to ease strains on the planetary ecosystem has reiterated his arguments, this time insisting that the amount of surplus flab carried by the human race will soon be equivalent to having another half-a-billion people on Earth.

One Response to “FATTIES Are DESTROYING THE WORLD, Scream Mad Professors”

  1. Cathy Sims Says:

    Clearly, tenure does not grow on trees … it just swings from them.