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US Student ‘Ate Roommate’s Brain and Heart’

3rd June 2012

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Alexander Kinyua of Baltimore, Maryland, was arrested on Tuesday after police searched his house following the discovery by his brother of the victim’s head and hands, the Baltimore Sun reported.

Kinyua, a 21-year-old student at Morgan State University, confessed on Thursday to murdering and dismembering his room-mate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, and then eating parts of his brain followed by his entire heart, the Sun said.

Yeah, nothing says ‘US student’ to me like ‘Alexander Kinyua’ and ‘Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie’. I suppose if Jenna Bush had dismembered and eaten Chelsea Clinton while they were both students in Shanghai, the headline would read ‘China Student’.

Or maybe not.

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