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Bolt Action Tactical Pen

24th April 2012

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Is your office less like a workplace and more like a battlefield? Head into the day prepared with theĀ Bolt Action Tactical PenĀ ($50). Built from anodized milled aluminum, it features a bolt action mechanism that opens and closes the pen tip, an integrated clip, and a flat head in case all the goofing around becomes an actual, “I need to stab someone in the eye” battle.

For all your merc-wannabe needs.

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