DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

We have seen the future, and it sucks.

Drink Diet Pop All the Time? Look Forward to VASCULAR DEATH

2nd February 2012

Read it.

“Our results suggest a potential association between daily diet soft drink consumption and vascular outcomes,” says Hannah Gardener of the Miami Uni medical school.

The peril associated with daily downing of mock-pop was revealed in a study encompassing some 2,564 subjects selected from a “multi-ethnic urban population” in Manhattan.

Hah! I knew it all along.

One Response to “Drink Diet Pop All the Time? Look Forward to VASCULAR DEATH”

  1. Dennis Nagle Says:

    *shrug* If you don’t want to die from that, pick something else. Everybody dies from something.