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All US Pro Basketball to Be Played by Topless Strippers

25th November 2011

Read it.

A former NBA superstar was been tugged in by a bunch of hoop-shooting strippers as their head coach ahead of the launch of a basketball league comprised entirely of topless dancers.

The 23-strong Rick’s Cabaret International chain of “upscale adult night clubs” set up its league after spotting a hole in the market – due to an acrimonious dispute between the NBA and players that has shut down the league for the last five months.

Just think of the ratings.

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3 Responses to “All US Pro Basketball to Be Played by Topless Strippers”

  1. RealRick Says:
    November 26th, 2011 at 23:41

    And the link doesn’t work?!? That’s not right….

  2. Tim of Angle Says:
    November 27th, 2011 at 05:28

    Fixed now. My most abject apologies.

  3. RealRick Says:
    November 28th, 2011 at 11:52

    Playing B-ball and working – won’t that make it hard for these poor girls to study? How will they ever make it through college?

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