Michelle Bachmann’s Migraines
21st July 2011
Steve Sailer contributes to the most significant issue of this campaign season — more significant than Barack Obama’s attempts to bankrupt the country, Joe Biden’s hair plugs, Mitt Romney’s waffles (ummm, they’re tasty), and Ron Paul’s need to increase his dosages.
Not that I think the President’s health is all that important anymore. It’s not like the early 1960s and JFK shows up for a summit conference with Khrushchev all doped up for one of his many ailments and so Khrushchev thinks JFK is a weakling and sets the Cuban Missile Crisis in motion. Thank God we don’t live in that world anymore. I think we live in a world more like that of James Garfield. The poor man lingered on his deathbed after being shot on July 2, 1881 until his death on September 19. And we all know the many disastrous consequences that almost ensued from that, such as … Well, I can’t think of any off hand, but there was probably something important involving bimetalism.
Thank God we don’t have John McCain to kick around anymore … Oh, wait — damn, we still do.