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Pissing Match: Is the World Ready for the Waterless Urinal?

24th April 2011

Read it. And pay attention–this is important.

 

2 Responses to “Pissing Match: Is the World Ready for the Waterless Urinal?”

  1. RealRick Says:

    Wow. You couldn’t make up a story that included all the “progressive” elements in this one! You’ve got “mechanical penis”, Al Gore, unions, stifling regulations, left-wing fanatics, global warming, “killer” urinals (“..“unconsciousness, respiratory paralysis, and death…”), and – as if that wasn’t enough – “..Nobody wants a wet pant leg,…”

    The only missing element – the one that would make it the Perfect Progressive Story – would be to have Rosie O’Donnell complaining that the urinals were sexist. More perfect? Have that come out on WikiLeaks.

  2. Tim of Angle Says:

    I’m sure Rosie is man enough to handle it….