How to become an exorcist
30th March 2011
To become an exorcist you must be a Roman Catholic priest and have permission from your bishop to join the International Association of Exorcists.
No doubt Federal tuition assistance programs and the usual ‘diversity’ affirmative action regulations apply, so don’t get discouraged if you aren’t a priest or a Roman Catholic.
(‘International Association of Exorcists’ looks funny without ‘AFL-CIO’ after it, somehow.)
March 30th, 2011 at 11:14
International Association of Exorcists must have some really cool seminars.
“Taming the Demon Within”
“I Am Legion, and You’re OK”
“Levitation – Exploring New OSHA Rules for Demonic Restraint”
“Speaking in Tongues – If It’s Not Latin, It’s All Greek to Me”
“Protestants – Are They Really Possessed?”
“The Business of Exorcism, 101 – Hey, Holy Water Ain’t Free!”
March 30th, 2011 at 14:20
“Okay, I’ve got the demon out … Now WTF do I do with him?”
March 30th, 2011 at 15:13
Return him to the DNC, Tim.
I’ve been thinking about this a bit and maybe I missed a good reason for these exorcists to keep things quiet. If the Dems find out, they’ll try to institute a Demon Tax, or (maybe worse) a whole regulatory agency to deal with registration, taxation, recordkeeping, and proper disposal of demons and such.