Bigger Breasts: By Any Means Necessary?
23rd March 2011
The Other McCain is on the cutting edge of an emerging public health issue.
We at the Institute appreciate the evident desire of women to contribute to men’s cardiovascular health by providing larger breasts for the purposes of therapeutic staring. However, it is my concern that men seeking treatment might mistakenly stare at these silicone-adulterated fakies, believing themselves to be receiving a large therapeutic dosage, and thereby in actuality under-dose themselves. This could put men at serious risk of cardiac trauma.
Your health is our chief priority.
March 23rd, 2011 at 11:03
Didn’t one of the silicone manufacturers famously use the motto, “Better Living Through Chemistry”?
March 24th, 2011 at 09:53
When I worked for the medical finance company, breast augmentation was the #1 procedure we financed. It was the “Sweet 16” gift of choice on both Left Coasts.