DYSPEPSIA GENERATION

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German man castrates teenage daughter’s 57-year-old boyfriend

1st January 2011

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He told police: “I received a phone call anonymously that my daughter was involved with a guy 40 years older than her. You said you couldn’t stop him – so I did.

“I saw it as my duty as a father.”

Sometimes the old ways are best. In related news:

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner to marry girlfriend

Hefner, 84, said on Christmas Day in a posting on Twitter that he and his girlfriend Crystal Harris, 24, had got engaged on Christmas Eve.

Be careful out there, Hef. Just sayin’.

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