How to Help
8th December 2007
Read it. You, too, can participate in the modern movement to prolong dependence and fecklessness among the Underclass while at the same time providing employment for like-minded People of the Crust whose goal in life is feeling good about themselves instead of, you know, solving a problem.
Give until it feels good — remember, over 700 agencies across the Washingto region are trusting in your gullibility; do not let them be disappointed, or the angels (not that we believe in angels, necessarily, but angels serve as an excellent metaphor for the ebullient outpouring of human compassion and, hey, we’re all about metaphor) will weep for you.