8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
3rd September 2010
The Onion is on the case.
With audible murmurs of “This is no way to live,” “What the hell am I doing here—I hate it here,” and “Fuck this place. Fuck this horrible place,” all 8.4 million citizens in each of the five boroughs packed up their belongings and told reporters they would rather blow their brains out with a shotgun than spend another waking moment in this festering cesspool of filth and scum and sadness.
But municipal unions still hold out for wage and benefit increases.