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The Starter Marriage: Wall Street’s Best Retirement Plan?

13th November 2026

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Welcome to the Starter Marriage Retirement Plan, where one party contributes the house, the 401(k), and the cash flow, while the other walks away with a potentially spectacular IRR.

Tonight, iBankerU examines the modern marriage market through the lens of Wall Street: hostile takeovers, asset stripping, liquidity events, and the most expensive due diligence failure of your life.

While love may be priceless, divorce has a valuation.

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