Peak Cultural Enrichment in Frankfurt
8th November 2026
The massive mostly peaceful riots that have engulfed much of Europe over the past few weeks have recently hit major cities in Germany. I must report that I was shocked — shocked! — to learn that many of the rioters in Frankfurt had a “migration background”.
As it happens, the exact number of culture-enrichers among those arrested in Frankfurt cannot be determined with any certainty, because statistics on such matters are not recorded. The only information the police collect is whether or not the perp has German nationality. The Bundesrepublik is notorious for handing out German passports like candy, so that any swarthy Urdu-speaker lurking in the back alleys of Frankfurt is identified as a “German”.