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Promises Kept: Democrats Deliver On Affordability By Making Stocks Way Cheaper

7th November 2026

Babylon Bee.

Democrats proudly announced that they had already delivered on their campaign promise to improve affordability, having made stock prices far, far cheaper in just a few days.

Now do it with eggs and gasoline.

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