Culture-Enriching Terror at a Nice Nursery School
4th November 2026
A culture-enriching Tunisian woman went into a nursery school in the French city of Nice yesterday and brandished a knife and a gun while attacking the principal and a teacher (although the gun was never fired). I don’t know if it has any relevance to the story, but everyone mentioned in the media report below is female.
The angry Täterin was the mother of two children enrolled at the school. Her reasons for attacking school personnel are not at all clear. She had previously been flagged by the state for terroristic affiliations and was ordered deported. However, she was so homesick for her beloved France that she later returned, and was residing in the country illegally at the time she blitzed the school. Deporting her now will be difficult, due to the fact that she has four children. Och, the puir wee bairns!