Mysterious Group Plots to Mass-Dox America’s Billionaires, Teases First Targets
3rd November 2026
A shadowy international group calling itself The Capytistas is preparing to expose the private homes of some of America’s wealthiest individuals in a new campaign, according to a dossier viewed by WIRED.
No doubt to give the Socialist Mobsters a target.
The Capytistas’ strategy is simple: Turn the private residences of the ultrawealthy into public information, potentially exposing properties their owners have gone to considerable lengths to keep out of the spotlight.
The group claims to have secured more than $1.2 million in financial backing and intends to publish over 150 residential addresses, many of which it says have never been publicly disclosed.
Billionaire Elon Musk, his brother Kimbal, and members of Tesla’s board of directors are among the group’s initial targets, and the group’s dossier contains 32 addresses associated with Musk and Tesla leadership.
If I were a billionaire, my house would look like Obama’s Presidential Library, only with machine guns.