REGIME MEDIA: Nets Mitigate NYT Alaska Bombshell by Rehashing Vivek Ad
29th October 2026
Seldom are the Elitist Media as eager to act as a Praetorian Guard for Democrats than when there is a scandal to suppress. Such is the case with the Elitist Media Evening News, which took active measures to soften the impact of the bombshell report from The New York Times which revealed the depths of the conspiracy to deceive Alaskan voters into voting for a Dan Sullivan other than the incumbent Republican Senator.
Worst among these is the most Trump-deranged among the network newscasts: ABC World News Tonight. Watch as Mary Bruce performs industrial-grade firefighting.